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Hey, you’ve found our not so secret stash of past GIFs of the Week!
Bet this page will take forever to load once we have about six months of them in here…
Want more?
Then click…RIGHTCHERE!
Steve Austin not approving face.com I wonder if that’s been taken.
I thought he was perving over Paige’s charlies…
Paige is just crazy, stupid HOT!
GIF of the Week request – JR KICKING MICHAEL COLE IN THE BOLLOCKS.
Who’s that woman Daniel Bryan walks away from?
She’s a female wrestler named Allison Danger. The GIF was captured from a backstage promo in ROH around like 2003 or 2004, but I can’t remember what was going on or what show it is from. Allison Danger used to manage Christopher Daniels’s stable, the Prophecy, in ROH back then, and this may have been around the time she was trying to reform it after Daniels left ROH the first time. Also, she’s Steve Corino’s sister in real life.
Is that “Confederate Currency” Chris Hamrick that 1-2-3 Kid leg sweeps out of the ring in this week’s GIF of the Week? I remember that he used to do a spot like that when he was a WWF job guy back in the day, but I don’t remember him doing it in a match with Waltman (not that I saw every single WWF TV match back in the day, but I was probably pretty close). My biggest memory of Hamrick doing that spot was in a match with Owen Hart, and it looked like he really ate shit on the bump outside of the ring.
Answered my own question in like 10 seconds by going to YouTube. It is Chris Hamrick. I also found the match with Owen Hart where he takes the exact same bump.
Wait a minute! That’s a signature move of his!?
The Hamrick Bump never gets old. Thanks for the GIF! Now I don’t have to click replay every 10 seconds as I sit memorized for hours on end…
Miz doing the Thriller Dance. #LicenseToPrintMoney
Yup that’s an actual Wrestlemania Main Event perfomer doing that dance. Somehow I don’t think a certain Mr. Ole Anderson would be impressed.
Holy confusion, someone named Lex wearing a Superman costume. Mind blown.
“KLINGONS!!!”
The Brain looks like if Eric Embry graduated from school.
This week’s GIF is dueling “O” faces.
…Is that Spud humping Dixie’s leg?
Still no ‘Cole gets booted in the bollocks’?
Really, really REALLY disturbed by the guy who appears to be knocking one out next to Dixie in the latest GIF, guys…
“Seriously this isn’t a Leif Garrett & Shaun Cassidy concert. Refund.”
Is that Al Snow’s daughter?
If it isn’t, it should be
Mick Foley’s favorite GIF Of The Week, ever.
Poor Al, he was just trying to get a head of everyone else at this point
I like my Wrestlemania Celebrity Guest Stars shaken not stirred.
Andre choking Bob Uecker will never get old.
Oh yeah! I love that moment! Bob sells it like a champ!
I loved Bob’s involvement in Wrestlemania..he was the best celebrity.
The only bad thing about him at WrestleMania was not enough of him. I would have loved to hear him call a whole PPV with Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura. We had a whole PPV with Art Donovan but not one with Bob Uecker.
Looking at the new GIF, am I the only one who took immediate notice of Howard Finkel?
Sadly after this video Mr. Wonderful’s arms would file a restraining order against him. The Fink getting down with all The Finkadactylls.
Paul Orndorff really knew how to sell his gimmick.
If I had arms like Mr. Wonderful…I’d be kissing them.
This week’s looks like it is taking place at a gay nightclub…
I’ll never be able to look at IRS the same way again…
I like to think the GIF is footage of the WWF wrestlers watching GLOW and singing along their songs.
“Ceasro wins…FATALITY!!!!”
I didn’t know Cesaro can do a Shoryuken?
Thus Little Naitch’s Spirit Squad audition tape was soundly rejected.
Seeing Little Naitch makes me want to just throw out a random comment.
I’ve ranted before about loathing WWE and someone mentioned NXT to me. I have seen NXT in the past…but decided to give it another go.
I am loving it…seeing James Storm and Samoa Joe is cool.
I LOVE Gable and Jordan. Dawson and Wilder are great heel champs. I like the Vaudvillans.
Seeing Kana is awesome and Bayley as Women’s Champ is great.
Seeing that match with Eva Marie where they teased Little Naitch being a crooked ref made me nervous.
I actually found myself reacting and getting emotionally involved.
What makes NXT different? Is it no Vince, no Trips and No Nipple H?
Don’t dismiss that Triple H is a huge part of what makes NXT so fun to watch. He has let guys do their thing down there but once Vince brings them up to the main roster than they become “sports entertainers”. Just based on your comments we like a lot of the same old stuff but I do still try to watch a lot of the new stuff. Some good…some real bad, but there are some pretty fun acts if you can fast forward the same ole stuff.
So there seems to be a difference between Paul Levesque the businessman and Paul Levesque the wrestler.
As a wrestler he has masturbatory entrances, buries people because of butthurt from WM12 and in all reality, a mid-carder who got where he has because he married the owner’s daughter.
As a businessman he has allowed NXT to almost be an Indy fed, forge a peace with wrestlers that would have seemed impossible and is very different than his TV persona.
What I don’t get is how he can be at TLC then Raw as Vince 2.0 doing the same tired crooked authority figure that WWE has had as their storyline for 18 years then open up NXT to a pop.
I miss the days when promoters were separate from wrestlers…or if the promoter wrestled, they usually had a figurehead owner so disbelief was easy to suspend.
The Charles Robinson GIF made me think about something that has developed in the WWE over the past few years that has been bothering me. I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this, but, starting a few years back, the ring announcers and commentators, at least in WWE, stopped introducing the officials in matches or referring to them by name on commentary. When I first started watching wrestling, the ring announcers almost always announced the names of the referees before every match (“Your referee/official for this match is ….”) and whoever was on commentary would almost always mention the ref by name at least once a match. That’s how we, as fans, came to know names like Joey Marella, Dave and Earl Hebner, Tommy Young, Nick Patrick, Charles Robinson, etc. etc. etc. and to view these folks as part of the show. They had identities and personalities (remember Slick Johnson in TNA who would pantomime selling moves that the wrestlers were doing on each other – hilarious!). Nowadays a ref only has an identity if it is a guest ref. I just think that it is kind of sad and a little disrespectful that refs no longer have identities in WWE.
To me, the fact that WWE no longer does this makes even more difficult for me to suspend my disbelief. All legitimate combat sports introduce the officials separately from the fighters. In UFC, for example, Bruce Buffer always announces the official before every fight and they even put a graphic of the official’s name up on the screen when he or she is introduced. Why would WWE stop doing that? We all know that kayfabe is dead, but I think that the best wrestling is wrestling that is presented, for the most part, as legitimate competition. Every once in a while it is fine for something silly and/or illogical to happen and I am not opposed to comedy spots, but I don’t like to constantly be told that what I am watching is all a show. Its annoying. It’s like if you’re watching a cartoon and every few minutes the characters turn to the audience and say “you know that we are just animated drawings, right?” It just seems like another example of WWE trying to distance itself from “wrasslin” to the detriment of the presentation of the product.
Hear Hear!
Testify!
“This is the crap I have to take from you pricks just to keep the paychecks coming in since my husband died.” (serious response)
“RAAAARRRR RARRRRRRR RARRRRRRRR” (not serious response)
I know I am not the only one here that was disgusted by Eddiesploitation.
I wonder how she felt.
Also…that gif looks like she is trying…and failing at DDR.
It would have been for Vince to let her have had a more dignified way to keep her family fed. I’ve always wondered how Vince would have handled a death in his family like that, would it be storyline fodder.
For a man who shoved his tongue down Trish’s throat while Linda watched…for a man that allegedly wanted to have an incest storyline when his daughter was pregnant…a relative dying?
He’d have the funeral on the first hour of Raw with The Undertaker officiating and Hornswaggle somehow defiling the corpse.
Well played sir. I really do wonder what it would be like in Vince’s mind when he comes up with the real bottom of the barrel stuff. My head goes to some dark places at times but I guess having a moral compass keeps it at bay. The miscarriage angles, incest junk, the implied necrophillia if I want to see that stuff I’ll watch a Troma movie.
“Hey kids who wants to give drunk Santa a hug? Don’t worry ladies me pants are off next and then you can take a peak at my candy cane.”
I thought Frosty came to life with an old top hat…not a Santa hat…
*whisper off-screen*
I have just been informed that the individual is Sheamus…Frosty was never that white.
Should have gone with Big Show dancing in a New Year’s baby outfit.
Pat Patterson wanted to be between Albert and Brodus…but Vince vetoed it.
Vince wanted him to be wearing just a diaper if he were going to be caught in that manwich.
Pastypattersoninadiaper.com
That URL’s not taken.
HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!
Vince’s real Divas’ Revolution takes flight.
Is there any way to tag which induction each gif comes from? I always click, hoping to go to the induction, and forgetting it always brings me here!
Not all of these are from inductions, which would be a problem.
Here’s hoping Eva’s bump is included in the next “don’t try this at home” package.
I think Steve Williams was just Doc Paddling
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Super Doc
faster than a speeding jobber
able to leap frog over tall opponents
more powerful than, well if only he were more powerful than bad bookers at the end of his career
Seeing Dr Death fly by like was unexpected…but AWESOME!
Yeah…it was nice seeing DD again. I’ve been thinking about his run with Terry Gordy every time i watch NJPW. Ok that and Vader. Sigh…so many great memories from when i was a kid i will never get to actually watch.
There should be footage of him and Gordy when they were the Miracle Violence Connection in AJPW on YouTube. YouTube and Dailymotion have a TON of great puroresu.
Stan Lane did not stop talking. What a pro!
I know right…..the only time I remember him breaking was during some of Cornette’s rants, and even then it was just a smile.
Do you guys take suggestions for these? Because I have a few TNA gifs that would be great for this.
Good thing Bootista learned to actually act.
Wow that Batista bump is worse then when Triple H yelled as loud as he could “Side Slam” in a match with Big Show, then ran at him and…surprise surprise..got scooped up for a side slam! Something got in Triple H’s Wheaties that day…
Ugh, how could a guy with a beard like that ever get over with a crowd?
Thank you “The Dazzler” Daniel Bryan, best bear commentator of all time and inventor of the unpinnable ball maneuver.
It’s funny how last week’s gif coincided with Daniel Bryan’s retirement this week.
I heard about Daniel Bryan Danielson retiring. A reddit user posted a pic of him backstage crying.
It sucks that a doofus like Cena can go for so long while Bryan’s time in WWE was cut short.
I blame WWE. No off-season and this slam bang style prevalent in pro wrestling is not doing anyone any favors.
I used to wonder why guys like Race, Verne, Gotch, Inoki, Fujinami, etc. could go for so long while it seems the guys who I watched as a kid in the 80’s dropped like flies. The style had a lot to do with it, plus guys like Inoki and Gotch were reputed to avoid alcohol and drugs.
Wrestling needs to cycle back to a simpler formula. Wrestler’s careers are getting cut short. Bryan can’t do what he loves…but the McMahon’s don’t care. They will just get a new warm body. That’s all they ever need…warm bodies to put in a spot so they can use and discard.
So long Bryan. Those who love you will miss your dazzling ways.
A lot of the damage he did to his body came from his earlier indy days. Younger guys take more chances just to get noticed in their early years doing crazy bumps in a crappy high school for 25 people in attendance just to make 20-50 dollars that night. It sucks guys that don’t have that “look” had to push themselves harder to get noticed by Titan Towers. I wanted so bad for that to be just an angle on Monday Night and you’d get Kevin Owens coming out to interupt him and set up an epic Wrestlemania match between them but reality has to ruin a scripted world.
Your points are well taken.
I’m just an old fart that wishes that whatever the level…be it gym or national tv…mat wrestling is what’s emphasized. Instead of 16 German suplexes by Bork…1 by Gotch was sufficient.
It looks like he’s having a ball in the ring. Or he’s doing the spin-a-rooni without the rooni
Sting with a very tiny budget attempted to show Easy E what he could do as a Black Scorpion replacement.
Nice.
I didn’t watch TNA during this period…was Joker Sting entertaining at all?
I admit..I like the look, but how was the execution?
Joker Sting was pretty entertaining, but I also got kind of tired of him pretty fast.
Shane O’Mac’s invisible punches are gonna give The Dead Man some trouble.
Shane’s Phantom Punch > Falcon Punch
Shane uses his famed ninja move The Five Fingered Air Shadow Attack Punch to incapacitate any foe.
“Marvel Entertainment is proud to announce it’s newest addition to The X-Men movie franchise, Paul Heyman as Toad.”
Heyman’s either trying a new gimmick as The Grand Lizard…or this is his audition tape for Geico.
That’s the same look Paul has that I do when I see a Ryback match on tv.
“Come on DiBiase, I dare you to give me the basketball dribbling challenge. I’ve got some some bad news for you because I’ll win it and keep the cash so I can retire.”
Bad News Barrett better be careful, Ted DiBiase might kick that ball away.
I wonder if Barrett’s basketball holds grudges.
Layla doing the robot… Nice!
Robotic Dancing…Robotic Wrestling…Robotic Acting…
WWE Proudly Presents the newest film from WWE Studios: The Stepford Divas
I miss Layla so much. She is one gorgeous woman.
Hogan got paid!
Yeah, it kind of sucks that he’s so rich; but he took that money for a shitty site. So, I don’t feel that bad he got paid.
Hogan celebrating his new Gawker windfall?
“Now I can afford a decent hooker, brother!!!”
“Eat my ass for the dough, Beefer!”
“Here comes the money!!! Here comes the money!!!!”
Shane introduces the newest member of the McMahon Family, Lance Von McMahon.
HulksterReppingBigMoney dot com. I bet that URL’s not taken….
I heard that after the appeal, which Hogan will win because Gawker is a jobber like Virgil, Hogan plans to wisely invest the money in hair restoration and becoming the new owner of TNA.
Hogan, you won already. A re-enactment of the sex tape is unnecessary.
Brock & Taker share a chuckle over the importance of the winner of The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.
Actually that Brock and Taker gif isn’t funny, it’s just cool
That was the day Kane was asked to leave the Bigger Brothers program…
And the wheelchair folded… just like Zach Ryder’s once promising career.
Ha! True…
Ouch.
“Coming soon from Galoob, it’s Extreme Slip and Slide. Some assembly required, little people as illustrated not included.”
Who’s the guy doing the bad Carlton Banks impression?
“it’s not unusual…to job to Triple H…”
Justin Gabriel
I just discovered by chance that this week’s GIF also goes well with Great Balls of Fire.
And Hello Mary Lou, by Ricky Nelson.
“Hey, Cena what did the five fingers say to the face?”
I slap you, I slap you, I slap you for disrespecting me!
I haven’t watched South Park in years, but that gif made me think of this guy…
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXa4UiGjUZQ?version=3&rel=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&fs=1&hl=en-US&autohide=2&wmode=transparent&w=640&h=360]
When did that happen? And, how did I miss such a glorious thing?
Pretty sure that’s exactly how the WBF rehearsals went.
That Vince gif never stops being funny.
There’s probably some truth to it though…
Well there was a video on YouTube were Vince squeals with delight watching one of the bodybuilders pose on a WBF PPV, but all traces of the World Bodybuilding Federation have been erased from YouTube.
I would love to see some WBF footage for the hilarity.
I just base my theory on Vince’s latent bisexuality on the parade of musculebound hulks over the years.. Warlord, Barbarian, Muraco, Hercules, Bulldog, etc…and of course, Hulk Hogan.
Vinny Mac likes his boys big n beefy…blonde helps.
It wouldn’t surprise me if Vinny wanted Trips to pose for him before Steffers got him.
As funny as that gif is, the most disturbing part is that Vince REALLY had Stacy Keibler give him a lap dance on tv and react that way to it. And that would have been 02, the year after the Bark Like A Dog segment. Why has it taken www so long to appreciate female athletes again?
There was such a long hideous era were the important attributes that Vince looked for was big fake jugs. In trying to shows from that time period you see those women’s “matches” were pretty much all terrible. It’s nice to see actual athletic females not worrying about their sacks of fun bursting in the middle of a match and being able to be great workers.
“Hello, I’m Vince McMahon and I’d like to show you how I overcame my erectile dysfunction. Now I won’t have to FIRE my grapefruits. Well I guess it’s time for me to get back to being the head of my company.”
I like to think that Vince did that did with every WBF pose. Well, “like” is the wrong word but still…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AbsRtuoIDSc
The routine that inspired the GIF.
WBF is on YouTube!
GIF Diving the new Olympic event.
Hey Digital Liz how would you like to meet my friend One Eyed Pierre? He wants to hang out a stag party.
Cody Rhodes could make anythig work, whether it was Stardust or a mustache.
Still no ‘Michael Cole gets kicked in the bollocks’? Paige’s charlies still look nice though…
Frinkiac.com is a site that has the first 15 seasons of the Simpsons available to meme and .gif just by searching for lines of dialouge. Here’s a WWE-inspired .gif from The Simpsons that would work well for this feature:
https://frinkiac.com/gif/S08E21/419885/421603.gif
Cody has now seen the bitterness and insecurity of Vince McMahon for himself…I hope he stays away from WWE and gets himself a nice spot in NJPW.
As for his mustache…around the time he had that stache…I had a job as a security guard…all I could find…I was forced to shave my beard and has a mustache…when I saw Cody one time with his…it made me feel a bit better…even though I knew I didn’t look anywhere as good as he did.
Thankfully, after 3 and a half years in security…I have a new job and my beard is back…but thanks to Cody for getting me through a tough time 🙂
Woo woo woo!!!! Ryder’s gonna use his lightsaber! You know it!!!!
Btw, who’s playing Leia to Zach Ryder’s Han Solo?
To Zack Ryder’s Luke Skywalker, you mean.
So, that was his sister!? EW!!!!
Just as with the Blonde Bytch, they never told us…
Oh no, Repo Man is sneaking off with The Hardy’s “baby”.
What seems to be the Vince, problem?
A stoned Aquaman has trouble even summoning minnows to do his bidding.
Smackdown is proud to announce it’s First Draft Selection of The 2016 Brand Extension….
Broken Matt Hardy’s Stunt Baby!!!! He will programmed in a feud with AJ Styles, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn and Finn Balor and they will all have to put him over. However The Miz, Zack Ryder, Jack Swagger and Eva Marie will be given clean pinfall victories over him in under 5 minute squash matches.
“Now, here is the newest member of The Mexicools, El Loco Gringo.”
Nobody could sell like The Rock.
I’m almost afraid to ask, but can someone explain the context of Matt Hardy on that riding mower?
https://www.wrestlecrap.com/icfyt/it-came-from-youtube-hardy-vs-hardy-the-final-deletion/
This will tell you all you need to know!
You better sit down cause it’s a lawn story.
I propose the rules for the Money In The Bank match should be revised so that in order to win, you must bash the briefcase over Mongo McMichael’s skull.
Not only that, but you must knock him out cold with a stiff shot, just as Rick Steiner demonstrated.
Money in the Bank? Nevermind that sh*t, down goes Mongo!
Did Braun Stroman kill that guy?
The return of squash matches can be such a beautiful thing.
I think that guy might become the next 1-2-3 Kid, so watch out!
Jobbers don’t really die, their spirits reincarnate into the next available jobber.
Hey guys. I got an excellent idea involving The Rock and The British Bulldog. It was on SmackDown somewhere around 99 when the Rock did the People’s Elbow on Davey in his tuxedo shoes and the way he landed it on the Bulldog was like he glided from one side of the ring to the other and stopped and dropped a picture perfect People’s Elbow. Easily in my top five of the most awesome moves I’ve seen in WWE. Words cannot do it justice and I’d love to see it as Gif of the Week.
“Our next bachelor likes to poorly wrestle for money! Give it up for Roman Reigns!”
Trying to work out who the other rejects are…
I figured out some of them….the back row is Vladimir Kozlov [sp], Nailz, Lex Luger, and Albert/Lord Tensai……..front row the midget is Great Khali. The rest not sure.
I believe that’s Heidenreich, not Nailz. Also, the rest includes Alberto Del Rio, Jack Swagger, and Fat Ass Billy Gunn.
“I’m so sorry, Bachelor #1 but you won’t be recieving Mr. Regal’s hard hat, you are not a real man’s man.”
“Alright, let’s go get some fish and chips!!! Right Billy?……Billy?”
OK, I have something for you for the GIF of the week.
Please to hit youtube and find the 1993 Royal Rumble. Look up Koko B. Ware’s introduction (I think he was number 13 or so, he entered after Mr. Perfect, right after the Flair disposal) and for gods sake watch whatever the hell he was doing.
Someone call a cab?
This clearly is what was going on Vince’s mind as he blew out the candles on his 900th birthday today.
Is that Rick Rude? It’s hard to tell with that baby mustache he has.
Vince looks like he was caught touching himself by his mother.
Ha!
“Arrr! That’s goin’ to replace the whale in me nightmares…”
I come for the gifs. I stay for the commentary.
Linda McMahon was… um… not a… not a great actor.
If it ain’t Playboy Buddy Rose and it ain’t the Blow Away Dirt it don’t mean shit..ake mushrooms.
The Nature Boy shows his best impression of how Vince Russo really got his start in the WWF.
Well that’s one spicy meatball.
Well, I didn’t need to sleep tonight.
Ric Flair demonstrating the Arn Anderson “cat bath”
Thankfully, Paul E’s tounge is staying firmly in his mouth.
Needs more crap. Wrestlecrap that is.
And it was at this moment when Paul E.’s viagra kicked in and he finally knew the meaning of true love, with Mitch the tie straightner guy.
And they lived happily ever after…. the end.
So they had a happy ending.
“Oh no he hits him with The Calorie Crunch!!!”
I must wash out my retinas now they are bleeding. In other news, TNA named him Cheekz. If he goes anywhere else he should be named Capt. Calorie
Remember folks, wrestling’s fake! Just ask Kurt Angle.
Did Fuji manage Mike Sharp at one point? I don’t remember that…
Love it. Even the trajectory is all wrong, considering if somebody kicked you you’d be pushed in the direction of the kick, not be thrown directly to the right or left.
Not a patch on Erik Watts…
I had that game. Played it all the time. It was fun.
That’s a final wrap for the world’s weirdest porno. The working title is Yet-a goes Gay-a. Other considerations for the title include Rear Admiral, The Real WCW Uncensored, It’s a Hard Gay’s Night, Working His Way to The Bottom, The Giant Bang Theory, The Dungeon of Va-Voom, Bash At the Breach, Brown Eyed Hulkster, or last but not least Guardians of Uranus.
WCW’s version of HLA.
In this case the HLA stands for Hulk Learns Anal
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Great. With that x-rated footage of the Giant, Yetaaaaaay and Hogan…this site will be Gawker 2.0
ANd many years later, we get the Hulk Hogan sex tape. Maybe he did learn something from that Yetay experience.
I would be remiss not to mention that Mummy Dearest was another title in consideration for the porn. Followed by Sex, Lies and Bandages, Clash in the Champion, The Great American Thrash, and of course Hulkbusters.
Of course how could I miss the obvious title, No Holes Barred.
Gawker 2.0 is the technical name we use for the common California rubbernecker.
You know what they call one of those when they speak nonsense?
A Gobbledy Gawker
And to top it all off, Jimmy Hart is doing his famous Hart Happy Dance. Someone is excited about Hogan porn. One person is excited about Hogan porn.
Two people like Hulk porn…Hart…and Ed Leslie…he was the Booty Man for a reason.
A, Mr. Ed Leslie would like to speak at great length to you about his excitement for some Real American Hulk Porn.
If you actually look at the Hogan porn….they created a new thing. Giant has his hands in line with the Yeti’s crotch as the Yeti’s is sodomizing Hogan.
I didn’t realize that large tall men were that well endowed that he could get a hand job and anal at the same time…….
Only at wrestlecrap
Paul Bearer learns he has to host a “Best” of Todd Pettingill segment for Colisem Video’s newest video: Twerps, Geeks and Flotsam-The Worst WWF Annoucers
Featuring: Todd Pettingill, Rob Bartlett, Superstar Billy Graham, and a host of others
Do the Paul Bearer twerk
Apparently Paul Bearer got a good look at last week’s gif: Hogan porn. Evidently he talked to Ed Leslie and Bearer didn’t believe him and went to look himself…. at the one spot one can expect to see Hogan porn: the graveyard. Something something one foot in the grave.
I’ve watched that vid many times. It takes place back during the early 00’s. After a match between Taker/Booker/Goldust and three others, Booker T was trying to get the Undertaker to do a spinaroonie. Taker wasn’t having any of it and Vince came out to do one himself to show that he wasn’t afraid to do a spinaroonie at 60 even. On the entrance ramp is Christian, Test and Lance Storm. They tried to come out and show Taker how to do one but in the ring by that time was the Rock and Hunter and both men said get out, your canadians. You don’t know how to do this. You need to see the whole 18 minute segment to understand what is going on. You can find it on the vid of Raw: uncut, uncensored bloopers. You can tell Taker was totally embarrassed, But Goldust did one, Shane did one, Rock did one, Vince did one. Hunter did one and then got Rock Bottomed for it lol good stuff.
Hmm…wonder if I can find it on the Network (or better yet YouTube). My best guess is this had to be from RAW between August to September 2002.
The Undertaker realized at this moment that Vince had become possessed by the unholy spirit of The Gobbledy Gooker.
Sorry I gave you wrong info on that. Shane wasn’t in the ring and the name of the vid is: Raw: After the Show. This is what they do after Raw goes off the air. Also the whole segment is 30 minutes long, not 18. It’s been a while since I saw it last. You can indeed find it on Youtube but it’s a hell of a search and if you put in Undertakeraroonie you get everything else but. You have to type in everyone’s names and what they are doing.
Man, Crockett took that clothesline from Nikita Koloff better than I thought he would have.
Yeah, say what you will about David Crockett but he took a great clothesline. Ok, technically, it’s a Russian Sickle. 🙂
I always loved David Crockett…mind you, I was 10…so i’m sure i can be forgiven. 🙂
“Would you look at that?!? WOULD you LOOK at that?!?!? WOULD YOU…”
*BAM*
I guess he didn’t look.
Part of me really wants that to have been an intentional way of sowing discord between Boss Man and Akeem.
The other part just sniggers every time he sees it.
heh heh heh.
Poor Akeem never could make a big splash in the WWE.
Poor Cesaro- so near and yet so far…
(As always)
‘”Haaa haaa haaa it’s me Mr. McMahon, and I’m dangling that brass ring in front of you Cesaro. Haaa haaa haaaa you’ll never get it. As a matter of fact next year Roman will win the Royal Rumble, King of the Ring, Money in the Bank, Superstar of the Year, Wrestlemania main event, Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal, The Frank Tunney Sr. Memorial Tag Team Touurnament by himself, The sole survivor in every Survivor Series Elimination Match and win the coverted European Title.”
That deserves a “LIKE” right there.
“Oh, hey it’s Mr. McMahon here again talking to you Cesaro. I’ve also decided to bring The Bunkhouse Stampede to WWE and Roman’s going to win it. The Lethal Lottery where Roman teams with Roman and Roman wins the Battle Bowl Ring. Also he’ll win the King of Cable Tournament, The Starrcade 1989 Future Shock singles and tag team tournament, by himself of course. And also the Western States Heritage Title and maybe even the Beach Blast 1992 Bikini Contest. Now pour me a cup of Swiss Miss and get the hell out of my office before I bring back the AWA Team Challenge Series and put Roman against Ellsworth in a Turkey on a Pole Match.”
Shawn, pick on somebody your own size. Oh wait… he is Shawn’s size. Hey pick on somebody a little less mascot-y
any bets that the mascot hbk kicked was named stan? 🙂
The poor mascot has lost his smile.
Saint Hogan looks down upon the notion that someone could ever get over by jumping off the roof of their house.
“Foolish mortals, brother. I snub thee.”
what movie is this from?
I do think John C is spot on with his comment….
Why that’s “Little Hercules in 3D” and it’s been inducted at this here very site!
https://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-little-hercules-because-the-world-needed-the-hulkster-in-3d/
The moment poor Brutus blew his attempt to get onto Hogan Knows Best with a failed Dude Love impression.
“… Forget it, brother. I’ll have Knobbs play the idiot friend instead.”
I really hoped this would be from a sequel to Santa’s Slay. Satan’s Slay 2: Stalking Suffer
Santa’s Slay 2: Stalking Suffer
No I think you had it right the first time: Satan’s Slay 2 and a half. Stalking Sufferer.
Hogan: whatcha gonna do brother when these 24 in pythons and Satan roll over you!”
How sad is it when you try out for the idiot…. and fail.
Hulk feels ashamed when Brother Bruti totally misunderstands him about how they should roofie their arch enemy pledge rivals The Delta Delta Delta Pi’s.
However unlike the unfortunate parasailing incident, someone was under the roof to catch him. Brian Knobbs. When asked for a comment, Knobbs had this to say.
BK: You know I’m just standing there minding my own business watching Hogan do his thang, ah, movie. I’m a bystander right. I think that is what they are called. And suddenly a couple of shingles start falling around me and as I look up a body comes plummeting towards me. I wasn’t ready to catch him and I didn’t want to be trapped underneathe but I had no time to respond and he just kinda sorta landed on me. That’s a long fall and I was standing on a brick patio. I think the fall woulda killed him. I know it did me. Next time I’m just letting him fall.
Brian raises a casted arm and tries for a thumbs up but winces in pain and we see that both his legs are in a cast as well.
Cena really took a page out of ECW’s playbook in delivering this strike to poor Alberto Del Rio. That move was usually right up Al Snow’s alley but if it leads to a pin who gives a split.
If Stone Cold is playing a duet with Kane does that mean he’s co-Kane dependent?
“I’m telling ya, Steve, the kitty in the pet shop was so cute! Kept swiping at the string I dangled – like ‘this’…”
Kane: Steve, that isn’t how you play Jingle bells. Give me that guitar, I’ll show you how to play Jingle Bells.
(Austin just looks at Kane)
Kane: Trust me, Austin, you’ll want to know this version of Jingle Bells. GIVE….ME…THE…GUITAR!
(Austin gives him the guitar and Kane goes into the Batman smells version of Jingle Bells…. to no one’s delight)
Zack Ryder with Princess Lea. Should be gift of the week.
Who’s the girl with them? It looks like Layla, but I don’t remember her having curly hair that late in her WWE run.
What’s the context of trumpeting Kane?
(Or was it just another random dagger in the back of his character?)
Hey! An Israeli male stripper show.
Is that Terri/Marlena on the right? If so, she’s reverse aging something fierce!
Shawn just kicked Michael Buffer
Wait till Dolly recieves a golden shower after.
Warrior looks bored. Maybe being in a Phil Collins music video where Phil Collins is dressed as a mushroom from Super Mario Brothers world isn’t up to snuff.
Where exactly is that DDP gif from?
It was from his short-lived and under appreciated run as a self-help guru.
How odd since it’s Vinny Ru who is usually the one getting axed.
The scary thing is that when Double JJ was reviving TNA Rasslin’ through Anthem, he e-mailed Vince Russo to see if he would be interested in coming back. Brother Bruce was choosen instead…
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/vince-russo-says-jeff-jarrett-contacted-podcast-numbers
The Hogan Machine?
Ha ha, I spot the fake machine in that gif. It’s The Resnick-Tron 810 series of robotic announcers so prevalent in the 80’s.
It’s Seth Rollins…The Bark-itect
If they had cool stuff like this in the world of professional basketball (courtesy of Tony Schiavone) I would start watching it again after missing the last 15 years.
In it’s natural habitat the carnivore is known to circle it’s prey before attacking. Thus causing confusion and the prey to soil itself from fear.
No wonder why The Hulkster is screaming, it’s usually Brother Bruti that offers him a little head.
I’m wondering which is more wooden, Hogan or the head he’s holding? Things that make you go…….why was I watching WCW again?
“It’s not hot!!!!!!!”
Oh no JR was hitting the sauce there, barbecue I’m guessing.
After 2,000 years of imprisonment the demon Toungealces returns to Earth and takes on human form.
Heath Slater is looking to re-invent the 3MB because he believes that the WWE title can be defended under Freebird Rules.
Who’s the guy in pink?
Tonight on Baywatch, coke dealer/male escort Chance LaMasters tries to match wits with Mitch and the gang of lifeguards.
Is that from Baywatch? Is it sad that I potentially recognized that gif from Baywatch?
That should be HBK playing the character of Vinnie (where’d that name come from?) in the episode of Baywatch titled, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner. Courtesy of IMDB. It’s never sad to recognize something from Baywatch unless it’s from that crappy looking new movie.
That original idea for The New Day was really different.
A bit of foreplay in the Hogan/Leslie domicile, just what till the briefcase open and out comes Hulk’s War Bonnet of Doom…brother.
The WWE Studios filmography of Jimi Hendrix has a pretty questionable choice for the lead.
I cannot except CENSORED NAME wearing any head apparel not featuring a fist on it.
Has Wrestlicious ever been inducted? Because, if not….
Vince practices showing off his “O” face as part of a future Make a Wish.
The newest invention of the Trolla Corporation, Wrestle Specs. You put them on and with a simple switch of the old Trolla-domoter you gain access to exclusive never before scene since the 1970’s footage of The Fabulous Moolah taking on Princess Desiree in an apartment wrestling brawl. Does the carpet match the drapes , you’ll find out for yourself when you don, The Trolla Corporation’s Wrestle Specs. Warning, prolonged usage of Wrestle Specs may lead to blindness, hot flashes, IBS, IBM, CBS, ABC, NBC and maybe even PBS. In the most severe of cases, mesothelioma, whatever the hell that even is. Trolla Corporation, putting the trolla right up your butt-holea.
Gives new meaning to the term ‘Flying’ Cross Body Block.
Gotta give it to Koko there…that’s dedication to your gimmic and craft!
Koko seemed to be just winging it there.
Damn, Bret!
Man, maskless Rey Mysterio Jr. doesn’t jump as high as he used to.
The grittier reboot of Baywatch.
Lex Luger is running up that hill
I thought he was trying out for the remake of the $6 Million Dollar Man. He’s already got the slow running thing down.
Instead of the Lex Express; Vince should’ve had Luger jog all over the country.
They were just one year shy of coinciding with Forrest Gump on that one.
Mr. MacMan quickly gives the move six stars and proclaims that this is the true Divas Revolution. The Butterfly Rainbow Brite My Pretty Pony Championship Tittle is brought back out of retirement.
Did Layla and Eva Marie ever have a match where they hit each other with their butts? Because, I’d buy that PPV 5 times to watch that match.
That first version of The Underfaker looks nothing like the original.
That’s what you want to see: Andre The Giant’s O-face.
Bobby was just being careful, no telling where cheap Rick Rude knockoffs’ mustache has been.
Demonstrating the dreaded Hurra-can’t-rana
I hate to say it, but that ‘Hurra-can’t-rana” was probably the funniest one i’ve seen. I really hope she was ok afterwards.
“I’m a sexy cat. Meow, meow, come pet this pussy…cat.”
It was a sad life indeed for Thornton Stutsberg president of the Brutus The Barber Beefcake fan club. For him there was very little strutting and no one to share with him his passion for cutting.
Paul Orndorff invented the People’s Elbow? It all makes sense now.
And he did it with his little arm too!
Sadly it was revealed to the world that Cutris Axel was the latest victim of the dreaded disease known as Stripus Shirtus Zebracanus Disorder. One out of every seven sports entertainers will succumb to this painful affliction which can strike with little to no warning. Please give generously to fight this crippling sickness won’t you, make your check payable to Dewey Cheatum and Howe, for the cure.
“Come on everyone, do The Mat-tusi.”
It became the day every man fears will arrive, premature chairclobberation. The allficted are generally in their mid-50’s and tend to brag about how dirty they play and how big their mountain is. Please give vigorously, for the cure.
Ho ho ho, this really feels like a Tammy Sytch joke should be coming.
Man, Becky Lynch can do no wrong. She won me over for good with her pineapple video, but just makes that decision confirmed every time another picture is taken of her.
Still not gonna see Marine 6, though.
Oh boy, I’d like her to toot my own horn on a very special Nude Year’s Day.
The feud that should have been, Fake Twin Towers vs Fake Diesel & Fake Razor
Not sure about this casting of Mario in this gritty film version of Donkey Kong.
The Funker on the set of the No Holds Barred sequel, No Holes Barred
Is Terry gonna threaten to kill this horse?
Funk’s about to threaten to murder this horse too, isn’t he?
“They’re dancing!!!!”
Oh, Layla… *sigh*
It was cemented at this moment that Vader had indeed become a real ball buster
Now that’s what I call a botch!
It’s impressive, the way Steiner could distort people’s gravity to make them fall.
You have to learn tricks like that, when you wrestle a lot of countries.
It’s our new WWE Network show, The Ziggler-field Follies.
Like the new gif. I love the Brahman brothers.
Dave Meltzer immediately gives it Five Stars
A classic WrestleMania moment right there.
“This is Tony Schiavone, reminding you folks you should always have your Yet-A!!!!!!! spayed or neutered.”
Seeing that GIF of Sandow really reminds me how much I miss seeing him on the E. I think they should bring him back to manage the “B Team”
Truth is RD Reynolds fears Eric Bischoff because of his lightning quick Kung-Fu!
j/k Actually, I don’t think he is scared. RD has been getting pretty ballsy and for a good reason. Sleazy-E broke the number one rule DON’T DISS the great Death Of WCW book which was pure truth.
Yup, sure never would have been a women’s revolution without The Bellduh’s. Apparently they thought The Botchamania segment at Starrcast was so great they wanted to host their own.
A Public Service Announcement from Shawn Michaels
“Hi kids, HBK here and back in the day I did a boat load of drugs, I mean like Minnesota based wrestlers quantity of drugs. Today I’m clean and sober and here to remind you, friends don’t let friends do line after line of coke and fix their own hair. Seeing this GIF made me shave the rest of hair in case I ever relapse. Oh yeah, I have two words for you…french braid.”
1997/1998: DX/Kliq member ‘The Heartbreak Kid’ Shawn Michaels
2018: Mid-Life Crisis, Balding, ‘The Heartbroken Dad’ Shawn Michaels
Really folks you’ll get old too, get used to it.
Holy Hellwigs Batman, when The Warrior climaxes he really explodes, how can only one woman take on that ultimate discharge?
“Oh my God, Nikki had a inverted penis the whole time we banged.”
No SHOCKMASTER???
Epic Fail.
“What ‘cha mean chico I’m only limited to free soda refills when I’m in the restaurant?!!!?”
Still more believable looking than Shawn Michaels selling for The Hulkster (brother) at Summer Slam ‘05.
The poor enhancement talent just learned what Crush meant when he said he was going to pound him like Doink.
“This is what happens when you don’t plan ahead.”
“So, who else wants to play Twister with B.S.?”
Ric Flair tests out just how strong Mento’s Breath Mints really are.
No matter how many times Vince tried strengthening his neck muscles he still couldn’t perform the Lanny Poffo trick on himself.
I was concerned that was a Pooper Section sign that Mr. Orton was holding up. Those people would have been in the, dumps.
I don’t understand how you can justify saying Triple H is a mid-carder who got where he is because he married the owner’s daughter. He was a mid-carder on the rise until the infamous Curtain Call incident in 1996, which resulted in him taking a year of punishment from the office that included jobbing to Marc Mero, a cancellation of him winning of that year’s King of the Ring, losing his escorts every week to Mr. Perfect without explanation, and then looking weak by hiring a 6-foot 200lbs transvestite look-alike as a bodyguard. I think his run as the Intercontinental Champion during all this was a way for the office to say “we’re screwing you over, but we don’t hate ya.” His sentence had ceased by defeating Mankind to become the 1997 King of the Ring. after which a feud with Mankind led to him pairing with Shawn Michaels as D-Generation X and gaining two reigns as European Champion. When Shawn left after WrestleMania XIV, Triple H brought in X-Pac and recruited The New Age Outlaws to form the DX Army.Along with Chyna’s contribution of low blows and standing silently with her arms folded, the four spent a full year selling out arenas with antics that included invading WCW headquarters and parodying The Nation & Team Corporate.Also during this period, Triple H had beaten The Rock in a ladder match at SummerSlam 98′ to win his 2nd Intercontinental Title. He however had to forfeit the belt two months later due to a knee injury he suffered during the ladder match. In 1999, Triple H & Chyna left DX at Wrestlemania XV and joined Team Corporate (later known as The Corporate Ministry). When the group disbanded that summer, “The Game” really began. After gaining a victory over The Rock and then still having to jump through hoops to place himself in the main event of SummerSlam, Triple H took out Stone Cold and even broke the arm of Jim Ross before finally getting the match where he defeated Mankind to win his 1st of 2 WWF Championships that year. After Triple H finally distanced himself from Chyna, he formed a less comedic version of DX with X-Pac & The Outlaws and began a. storyline marriage with Stephanie McMahon to spite her father. During the year 2000, Triple H headlined 9 out of 12 PPVs, won his 3rd & 4th WWF Championship, retired Mick Foley twice, and gained a victory in a Hell in a Cell, Street Fight, Fatal 4-Way Elimination, Iron Man, and Last Man Standing match. In 2001, Motorhead recorded a new Triple H theme entitled “The Game” and they performed it live for his entrance at WrestleMania X7. Triple H then formed a partnership with Stone Cold called the Two Man Power Trip. Together, they took out The Rock, severely attacked The Hardy Boyz & Lita with chairs, injured the right arm of Kane, and then defeated Undertaker & Kane for Triple H’s 1st WWF Tag Team Championship. At the same time of winning the tag championship, Triple H was currently the Intercontinental Champion for the second time that month. The night after losing the Intercontinental championship to Kane in a Chain Match. Triple H & Stone Cold lost their Tag Team Championship to Chris Benoit & Chris Jericho. That same night, Triple H finished the match after he tore in his left quadriceps muscle completely off the bone. and the injury sidelined him for the rest of the year. When Triple H returned in 2002 as a face, he won the Royal Rumble for the 1st time and then after separating from Stephanie, went on to defeat Jericho to gain his 5th WWE Championship at WrestleMania X8. After losing the title 3 weeks later to Hulk Hogan, he went on to defeat Jericho the following month in a Hell in a Cell. A week after Triple H re-injured the back of Shawn Michaels at SummerSlam and then pinned The Undertaker on RAW, he was named WWE’s 1st World Heavyweight Champion. Triple H then hired Ric Flair as a manager in September and unified his World Title with the Intercontinental Title by defeating Kane in October. Though he lost his World Title to Shawn in an Elimination Chamber at Survivor Series, he won it back from Shawn in a 3 Stages of Hell at Armageddon. Between two PPV victories over Scott Steiner in the beginning of 2003, Triple H formed Evolution with Flair, Randy Orton, & Batista. He then successfully defended the World Title against Booker T at WrestleMania XIX, Kevin Nash in a Hell in a Cell at Bad Blood, and Goldberg at the end of an Elimination Chamber at SummerSlam.
With everything I just mentioned,all of it came BEFORE Paul “Triple H” Levesque married Stephanie in October 2003. So now I must ask, how you can justify saying Triple H is a mid-carder who got where he is because he married the owner’s daughter?
I like the completely unnecessary (and dated) dig at Chyna.
Zombie Dana struttin’ dat azz.
How come CGI Dana looks more human than real Dana?
I know people give a lot of flak for the WWE games (orange Booker T WWE ’12 anyone) but this is an equal deathbed here. Dana Brooke, sure she has had probably lip injections along with her butt and breast but looks NOTHING like a zombie, it looks more like some 12 year old kids created version of her much to his amusement…and mines as well.
Paleface Funny Hairdo Man wins…frailtality.
Goodbye Yukes! WWE 2K20 is hopefully the last of the glitches and mess you put us through.
This is the rare unseen face turn for Giant Gonzalez, fact is we all wanted to see Todd Pettengill get caught and pummeled on camera.
Oh man, I’ve actually got Fire Pro Wrestling World, can you ACTUALLY make Orange Cassidy and get him to put his hands in his pockets and fight like that, or is it just a fake clip?
Not being able to find a big rock to throw through a fast food restaurant, Ken Patera found the next best option.