CM Punk Defcon Alert Status: Out of Hiding, Enjoying Mixed Martial Fisticuffs

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(Photo Credit: TheLanceJr)

“Sure, Phil, you can sit next to me any time! Tell me about the awful things Vince was gonna have you do!”

You know Dana White (to Punk’s right) said that at least once. Along with, “You know, Ken Shamrock can fuck a tree. You don’t like Shamrock, do ya?”

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6 Responses to "CM Punk Defcon Alert Status: Out of Hiding, Enjoying Mixed Martial Fisticuffs"
  1. Scrooge McSuck says:

    I’m finding more enjoyment out of the “Where’s Punk now” Pictures circulating the web than the current WWE product… I’m a sick person.

    • Autrach Sejanoz says:

      You’re being too hard on yourself, Scrooge. (Love the name, BTW.) You’re just burnt out on being force fed crap, like so many others.

  2. Thomas Moffatt says:

    Punk is thinking “At least I don’t have to put up with all the Hulk Hogan BS we are going to get up to Mania and beyond – shame they couldn’t have put this effort into getting Austin to appear at Mania…”

  3. John C says:

    Punk would become infuriated later on when Mr. White kept asking CM if he could get him a Miz autograph since he was a WrestleMania Main Eventer.

  4. Boz says:

    You know it just occurred to me that what we really need is the late, great Leslie Neilson to sort this one out and track down Punk once and for all

  5. Mister Forth says:

    Punk with his hood up makes him look saddened by why he had to leave.

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