Someone Bought This: You can have lunch with WrestleCrap inductee King Mabel!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 10 September 2013, 20:14

King Mabel 1995 King Of The Ring

How would you like to have lunch with King Mabel/Viscera/Big Daddy V?

Well, you can if you’ll be in Massachusetts on Saturday, September 21st! Click here for all the details.

That opportunity seems well worth the asking price to me! It would be really cool to get to talk to him for awhile.

I wonder if he likes anchovies on his pizza like I do?

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13 Responses to "Someone Bought This: You can have lunch with WrestleCrap inductee King Mabel!"
  1. Jordan Mishkin says:

    Don’t tempt me…

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Go for it, Jordan! 🙂

      • Jordan Mishkin says:

        I don’t know if I could handle that much awkward. Just staring at my shoes, trying to make small talk while Mabel eats condiment packets.

        Me: So uhhh…if you mix mustard and ketchup at the same time, it’s pretty good.

        Big Viscera Mabel: Mmhmm

        Me: Yeah…

  2. Mr. #2derful says:

    How many auditors did it take to assess the value on this lunch? I wonder if they will be following the “just one slice until everybody gets their share” rule.

  3. John says:

    I’ll hold out until it’s lunch with The Sheiky Baby, and no I wouldn’t order Humble Pie for dessert.

  4. John Matrix says:

    King Mabel will have YOU for lunch!

  5. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    This would be worth it if only so I could do a rap with him.

  6. Jacob says:

    Did anyone else notice that John Cena Sr. Is going to be there for some reason?

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Hey, it’s probably an easy way for the guy to make a quick buck off his son’s fame, so why not?

  7. 80's Guy says:

    Who’d want to go watch Viscera drool all over himself? You wouldn’t get much lunch with him grabbing everything, and wouldn’t get a conversation because his mouth would always be full.

    I was never a fan of his, either. I thought he sucked, and was disgusting to look at.

  8. nomangang says:

    In the event that he has to cancel, will Sir Mo fill in for him?

  9. Mr Maddog says:

    How many chicks would want lunch with the World’s Largest Love Machine?

  10. Doc 902714 says:

    The line below was copied and pasted directly from the link provided in the introduction

    “BIG Daddy’s BIG Lunch – $60 Value – Only $24.99 for a limited time!”

    I guess doggy bags are optional….my zinger

    Cmon, guys. I dare anyone to say something else funny about what I just posted.

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