Someone Bought This: WWF Teddy Bears from the early 90’s

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WWF Teddy Bears 1993


Aww, look!

It’s a little Teddy Bear cocaine dealer!

And a Teddy Bear zombie mortician!

And a Teddy Bear Midget Clown with his big clown identical twin!

Man, the WWF could really market anything to anyone, couldn’t they?


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18 Responses to "Someone Bought This: WWF Teddy Bears from the early 90’s"
  1. John says:

    Really no Paul Bear-er with The Undertaker.

  2. Scrooge Mcsuck says:

    That Hogan bear is still 60 times better than the awful bear/dog hybrid released during his 2002 comeback. I need to find a picture of that…

  3. Raven7309 says:

    Makes you wonder if Vinnie Mac smuggled IcoPro into the country hidden inside these bears. 😛

  4. John Q Occupier says:

    I had a Sable Beanie Baby once upon a time. Don’t judge me.

    (Judge my Mom instead. She bought it…)

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      The one with the handprints where the breasts would be? heh.

      • Combsy says:

        I had a Stone Cold beanie baby. It was literally just a black bear with Austin 3:16 stitched on the stomache.

      • John Q Occupier says:

        That’s the one. She collected them, she knew I liked wrestling… she got completely the wrong end of the stick and beat herself to death with it.


  5. Alan says:

    I won a Razor Ramon bear & I still have it stored away. I wouldn’t have bought it though. I think I entered to win via one of their contest on their old 1-900 line.

  6. J says:

    i hope some kind person will read this and answer a question for me what wrestler had the cocaine dealer gimmick i don’t remember that one thanks for the help in advance

  7. Scrooge McSuck says:

    That Hogan dog/bear/whatever doll is as ugly as I remember…

  8. Rough Cut says:

    Who’s the bear in the orange trunks supposed to be?

  9. Vince B says:

    I’d buy a Bret Hart bear…it would go well with my autographed picture and the pair of Hitman shades I’ll be buying eventually.

  10. KatieVictoriasSecret says:

    I own the Warrior bear! Also the Shawn Michaels bear they put out.

    WCW put out some NWO bears but they weren’t nearly as interesting.

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