CAT-ASTROPHE!!! The popular tag team known as The Stray Cats have split up. This occured during an interview segment called The Pet Shop when a enraged Garfield threw his tag team partner Heathcliff face first into a scratching post. And to add insult to injury Garfield proceeded to flick the contents of his litter box onto his fallen former best friend. Sadly it looks like this great team is purr-manently finished.
I wonder if Garfield pulled a Shawn Micheals and threw Heathcliff through a glass window. All to hype up a meteoric singles push while Heathcliff fell into drugs and irrelevancy.
From the looks of his belt and attire, he will defend that title against Generic Genericson at WrestlingPPV. Then, if he’s successful, he’s defend against Default…
And when young rookies like Nermal tried to take his spot, Garfield shipped them to another federation in Abu Dhabi!
HA!
CAT-ASTROPHE!!! The popular tag team known as The Stray Cats have split up. This occured during an interview segment called The Pet Shop when a enraged Garfield threw his tag team partner Heathcliff face first into a scratching post. And to add insult to injury Garfield proceeded to flick the contents of his litter box onto his fallen former best friend. Sadly it looks like this great team is purr-manently finished.
He’s the most vicious one on RAW every week because if there’s one thing that’s for sure, HE HATES MONDAYS!
I wonder if Garfield pulled a Shawn Micheals and threw Heathcliff through a glass window. All to hype up a meteoric singles push while Heathcliff fell into drugs and irrelevancy.
“He jumped through the window to escape!” -Bobby Heenan.
So THAT’S where Sid Viscous’ old red singlet from WCW went.
“You’re half the cat than I am and I got half the lasagna than you do!”
The problem is every Monday he loses his smile.
Wouldn’t that mean he’s stealing Grumpy Cat’s gimmick?
Awwww I used to have that toy as a kid. Memories 🙂
That’s… odd.
Huh.
I have a PVC figurine version of that.
How do I submit it for a follow-up SBT?
Shoot me an email.
Next up for Garfield: Following Grumpy Cat’s lead and guest-hosting Raw,
From the looks of his belt and attire, he will defend that title against Generic Genericson at WrestlingPPV. Then, if he’s successful, he’s defend against Default…
But Player Uno has Briefcase with Guaranteed Title Shot!
Or maybe El Generico…
HA! I just bought this about 2 weeks ago at a flea market to go along with my for some reason furry Hulk Hogan