BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FAXTROLLA!
ESPN has announced the earth-shattering news that Mattel will be releasing a Cody Rhodes figure with mustache!
Forget the stupid NFL Draft! This is just the kind of breaking news I turn to ESPN for!
Yes; Cody will soon come with mustache as illustrated (but sadly, no crown- “King Cody” would’ve been even cooler!).
Stranger Danger Action.
PedoCodyRhodesFigure.com, I bet that URL’s not taken…
Burt Reynolds?
It actually kind of looks a bit like Freddie Mercury to me.
Special collector’s edition: Comes with a voice chip of Cody singing a medley of Queen songs.
Norm Macdonald playing Burt Reynolds
Gomez Addams?
Yes! “Tish, you spoke French!”.
Maybe if Ravishing Rick Rude had a younger less talented brother. Refried Randy Rude. I’m more upset that I got beaten to the Freddie Mercury response before I could say it.
But does he come with a mustache comb and mirror to admire his mustache?
Can WWE bring back Val Venis and have him team up with a repackaged Cody Rhodes as a Ron Jeremy-type character and call them “Supply and Demand”?
Yes! WWE Creative- Make this happen!
Yes! WWE Creative- Make this happen!
Venis and Godfather actually teamed up as Supply and Demand, so this would have to be Supply and Demand 2013 or the NEW Supply and Demand.