Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Macho Machine

15 Submitted by on Sun, 03 May 2015, 15:00

WWF Macho Machine

From loyal Crapper James Mustoe: “Well I’m not sure if anyone did buy this because it’s bloody expensive and looks pretty daft, but oh well the thought was there…”

RD: No offense to the great Randy Savage, but if bringing out my inner Macho Man means wearing a big pink cowboy hat and doilies, I think I’ll pass.

Especially at $339.95.

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15 Responses to "Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Macho Machine"
  1. MisterSpiffy says:

    Just imagine of the Ultimate Warrior had this…..

  2. The Doctor of Style says:

    Macho Machine just doesn’t have the same ring to it that Giant Machine, Super Machine, and Piper Machine have.

  3. CarlMarksGuy says:

    The strangest thing is that the beach bully appears to be Art Donovan (which of course raises the question, “how much does dat machine weigh?”)

  4. Ben says:

    I just ordered mine.

  5. AK says:

    I feel conflicted. Macho is advertising his Macho Machine, yet he’s also wearing an Ico Pro t-shirt.
    Is this one of those things where you have to do what I assume is the Macho Workout on the Macho Machine in combination with a steady diet of Ico Pro supplements to see results?

    Would the t-shirt also cost $399.95 (or 4 easy payments of $84.99)? I would totally wear that shirt today.

  6. Jeremy says:

    Gotta love the subtle WWE message there: Don’t be a puny wimp who backs down from bullies, make sure you get all big and muscular so the bullies automatically back down from you, because no one who’s under 6 foot tall and weighs less than 250 pounds could ever stand a chance in a real fight.

  7. Christopher Olsen says:

    The only way you could go from looking like the before to the after picture in 12 weeks is if this thing came with free office visits to Dr. Zahorian.

  8. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    “As seen on TV? Is there a TV commercial for this thing? If anyone finds that, please send it to me! paul@wrestlecrap.comGOOKER (remove the word GOOKER before you send the email).

    • J says:

      I think that as seen on TV sticker is for what ever product is under the Macho Man machine

    • Thomas says:

      Don’t know if anyone responded at your email address, but the Macho Machine commercial is available for viewing on Dailymotion:

  9. John C says:

    Macho Machine sounds like it should be a couples marital aid. “Need a little excitement? Strap into a Macho Machine!!! Oh Yeah!!!! Dig it!!!”

  10. Doc75 says:

    so Macho Man promotes an exercise machine then yearz later hiz brother Lanny Poffo doez the same. kinda cool.

  11. AdamX says:

    The Chris Benoit Soloflex was mysteriously removed from stores shelves…

  12. Mister Forth says:

    BE A MAN! Buy the machine..

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