Stone Cold Phone
Coming to you from the WWF’s Attitude Era merchandise oversaturation machine, The Stone Cold Phone! Now you too can reach out and touch someone with the can of whoop ass you could open up on family, friends and bill collectors.
“How do I know I didn’t pay $11.95 for Cheeks and Thong’s Up in Stroke on the Spice Channel? Because Stone Cold Blade Brakestown says so!”
my old roommate had this
That was ok apart from the bad reception….every time I used it people on the other end kept saying”what”…..
I’ll get my coat again
Yeah, and every time I went to hang up, I tripped on the cord, hit my jaw on the handset, and was knocked out (stunned, one might say).
Uh, I’ll go get Boney’s coat.
Well, he was the Ringmaster after all…
See; ’cause a telephone rings, and… yeah. 🙂
10 bucks says JR owns AND uses this
Stone Cold: Hello?
J.R: STONE COLD, STONE COLD!
SC: WHAT?
J.R: BAH GAWD STONE COLD, FRUITY PEBBLES
SC: WHAT?
I’m just wondering why Skeletor’s face is on it. I mean, really, is that not a dead ringer (no pun intended) for He-Man’s nemesis?!?
Assuming, of course, you’re referring to Frank Langella, I completely agree.
I can’t believe an electronics company thought this was a good idea.
What? What? What?