Someone Bought This Classic: One Ugly Lex Luger Shirt

18 Submitted by on Sat, 04 July 2015, 15:00

Fellow Crapper Billie K writes: “I actually owned this shirt. Does that make me the biggest dork on the planet?”

Blade Braxton : While I would never knock a fellow Crapper, I gotta say if the “fashion police” really existed in real life, I’m sure anybody caught wearing this Lex Express-era t-shirt in public would imediately be thrown in front of a moving bus!

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18 Responses to "Someone Bought This Classic: One Ugly Lex Luger Shirt"
  1. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    I heard Lex only used steroids that were Made In The USA(™).

  2. Jozzy Von Rokkenstein says:

    I actually owned that one too! Funnier still, I’m CANADIAN!!! Ya, they were sold out of Bret Hart, Undertaker, and Razor Ramon shirts…so my old man treated me to this beauty! What a joy for a 10 year old who didn’t even like Luger!!! Haha!!! At least my Dad tried!

  3. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    ive seen worse honestly

  4. bigpoppanasty says:

    Fellow Crapper Billie K writes: “I actually owned this shirt. Does that make me the biggest dork on the planet?”

    I believe that the correct answer to that question is “I DON’T KNOW!!!”

  5. No Pants Mafia says:

    I would have totally (have my parents) by that in 1994.

  6. Matt Soileau says:

    Would they be thrown in front of the Lex Express?

  7. Desmond Warzel says:

    I had that exact American flag T-shirt back in 1991, but instead of Lex Luger, it had “WASHINGTON DC” written across it in neon green graffiti letters (I’d picked it up as a souvenir on our senior class trip).

  8. Chris says:

    Ah, the early nineties…this shirt reeks of the era!

  9. Ben says:

    OMG. Where can I get this? I would totally give this to my buddy for his birthday and then laugh hysterically as he would kick the crap out of me…

  10. f says:

    Damn, for a second there, I thought this was about Luger’s CSWF t-shirt…

  11. Ben says:

    Now that’s a male chastitiy belt if there has ever been one.

  12. John C says:

    I don’t know how comfy I am with The Total Packages’ package thrusting out at everyone on a shirt I’m wearing. Do you think he wore the same protective sleeve over his junk to protect people like the one for the bionic forearm?

  13. Brad says:

    It came out in 1993…’s hideous now but in 1993……..

    no it was still pretty bad


  14. Anon says:

    You can wear this shirt and sing the Lex Express song
    I’ll Be Your Hero You always were there,
    Always beside me.
    Holding my hand every step of the way.
    Through these eyes, you could do no wrong.
    In these eyes, you were brave and strong.
    In my heart, those days live on.

  15. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    Lex is so shiny you could point a flashlight at his chest and blind someone!

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