From Fellow Crapper Name Withheld By Request: “Several years ago during the height of the Monday night wars, my mother came back from the store with a very special present. nWo boxer shorts. These are official WCW boxer shorts not a bootleg. They are actually quite comfortable and I wear them often.” RD: I was already to bury you for being a nerd wearing nWo boxer shorts, but I was totally dumbfounded by the following line: “These are official WCW boxer shorts, not a bootleg.” Is there really a black market for wrestling underwear? And why is this the first I’m hearing of it?
At one point there might have been an NWO Yellow and an NWO group for each one of those colors for all I know. Wouldn’t surprise me.
I’m pretty sure nWo Teal consisted of Alex Wright, Johnny The Bull, Scotty Riggs, and a bag of sand…
After a curry, “NWO Whiffpack”
When your twig and berries are nWo…your cock n’ balls are nWo 4 life!!!
I’m not ashamed to admit I’d wear the fuck out of these.
Of course there really comfy, little Jimmy.
That reminds me, I’ve got some Sting boxers I’ve been meaning to submit to this site for ages…
I used to have nWo wolfpack boxers my mom bought me in high school. I rarely wore them as I hate the straight up elastic band they use instead of fabric over them.
Somewhere, I also have a pair of those black drawsting shorts she got me with the WWF scratch logo that Crash Holly and others would rock backstage.
When did we have NwO Team Yellow? green I guess was LwO and blue the BwO. I guess the leader of Yellow was the Yellow Dog
Not the first time a NWO logo will be worn around a bunch of dicks and assholes.
I’m sorry but I find these boxers to be highly tacky.
I immediately question the taste of anyone who rocks them.
I had nWo boxer shorts too. Except mine were Black and white on the front, Wolfpac on the back. I used to wear them to sleep in because I couldn’t bring myself to wear them out of the house. There is a line on merchandise based off my geeky hobbies that I’ll rock outside and pro wrestling underwear passes that line out.
Somebody got me Goldberg boxers for Christmas back in my high school days. Only problem is I don’t like boxers. Have no clue what happened to them or I would have shared a pic.
I HANKER FOR A HUNKA CHEESE!!
With that out of my system, I will say that this is one of the dumbest ideas for NWO merch. Why not classic black with white or white and red NWO logos? That would be more appropriate. Hell, one w/white and one w/red logos could have worked also.
If they had went with just black boxers you wouldn’t have had to worry about skid marks either. Especially since it goes without saying that a vast majority of male wrestling fans probably have a major issue with that kind of thing.
I had the black/white and the wolfpac ones in junior high. Dunno if they were bootlegs or not but they looked way better than this shit.
Oh boy does that mean there will be a DNA soiled Buff Bagwell edition available for sale?
Does it bother anyone that he “wears them often.” I am going to assume that these were from 1997. And it’s 2014. Who wears underwear that long, even if you wash them? Nasty.
Well, he probably submitted this to the site years ago… like around 2005 or so maybe.
Eight years of ball sweat and anal grease. YUMMY! 😛
I actually have these same exact boxers in Sting. That’s right, same design and colors but all jus Sting faces. They are indeed a very comfortable pair of boxers and I do still wear them. I usually hope to God that a night I wear those will not lead to alone time with a lady. What would she thing after seeing a pro wrestler’s multicolored face staring back at her on a grown man’s boxers…