Red Rooster T-Shirt
Fellow Crapper Liu writes: “While words can do no justice to the craptitude of that shirt, there are plenty of words to describe the weirdo who paid $405 for it! One would think that Terry Taylor would had hunted down and burned every last one of those in existence by now.”
RD: Yeah, that one’s bad, but this one, I would argue, is far worse:
And I can’t really make fun of the guy that bought the Rooster shirt, cuz God knows if the Captain Mike shirt ever hits eBay, I could see myself ponying up four hundred bones.
“Poultry in Motion”? I swear to sweet Jesus the first time I glanced at the writing I thought it said “put it in my mouth”!! I mean really. Just look at the Rooster (cock) pic and tell me that shouldn’t be hanging outside the sleaziest of gay strip clubs.