WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XI

16 Submitted by on Tue, 02 April 2013, 12:56

Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week!

1. Triple H kicks Wade Barrett in the balls (NR)

14 months ago, HHH was the COO who didn’t want to get involved. Now, he attacks the Intercontinental Champion, because. We’ve got a bad ass over here!

2. Extreme Rising demands title back from Stevie Richards, who puts it up for Madden 13 game (NR)

Hey, Stevie’s just making title defenses that the people want to see. And if he wants to defend it against Danny Doring in Madden 13, so be it.

3. The Rock doesn’t mention WWE during media appearances (NR)

So Rock is brought back for multiple PPV main events and given the title in exchange for….what? WWE tries so hard not to come off as low art for this to happen.

4. WWE hiring new soap opera writers; no plans for Paul Heyman to join creative (NR)

Considering the last five or six Raws, you’d think soap opera writers would understand the concepts of “intrigue” and “drama”. #WWEisboring trended on Twitter for a reason.

5. Charlie Haas exits ROH in bizarre fashion (NR)

Haas tearfully retired at a house show after berating Kevin Kelly and Delirious. Some in ROH claim Haas was given his notice for bullying others backstage.

6. Fandango (5)

My gut says that when he finally wrestles, a lot of hate toward him will taper off. But the build to his debut has dragged worse than John Holmes rock-climbing.

7. WWE constantly shills their app (NR)

Watch Raw and interviews during the commercial breaks! Tout your opinion of this storyline! Hey, can we just sit and watch the damn show in peace?

8. Miz as a babyface (4)

11 straight weeks here for the most “Must See” WWE superstar. How must see is he? He got bumped to Mania’s pre-show to make room for Diddy.

9. Extreme Rising cancels spate of shows (NR)

New Jack, Luke Hawx, and others have ripped Shane Douglas apart for his mismanagement, and alleged part in promotional scams (New Jack’s claim).

10. Mr. Anderson’s obnoxious freak out in the Aces’ clubhouse (NR)

Anderson got psyched for his match with Jeff Hardy by going from zero to manic in 5 seconds, astonishing viewers with his sudden outburst of insanity.

11. John Cena vs. The Rock….in a debate (NR)

The only highlight of this elongated ending segment to Raw was it spawned a possible “Bret Hart is not impressed” meme. Can’t blame him, really.

12. Brad Maddox (6)

Airtime has been greatly reduced for WWE’s resident awkward jokester, and only a select few fans of eclectic tastes seems to have noticed his absence.

13. Semi-active HHH ‘retires’ if he loses at WrestleMania 29 (1)

This would have certainly placed higher if HHH hadn’t kicked Barrett and his balls back to the pre-show. For a supposed hero, The Game’s kinda hard to like.

14. Tony Dawson (15)

I get that WWE wants a clean-cut pretty boy to do interviews on their App, but that doesn’t mean he should take JR’s job as lead NXT announcer.

15. WWE overpromotes its movies (3)

The former two-time Crappings leader has finally died off, with WWE just promoting Rock’s GI Joe movie at the moment. What a relief.


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16 Responses to "WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XI"
  1. Ryan says:

    So….why did Hunter boot him in the nutsack?

    • Adam Cota says:

      Because HHH.

    • Peter Santellan says:

      He don’t need a reason…he’s HHH. He does things like that all the time.

    • Jay "The Brain" Mann says:

      Actually, there was a reason. Wade Barrett interrupted HHH’s exit, then basically told him to “get out, old man!”. I’d kick someone in the balls if they called me “old man”… 😛

  2. Iron Smark Tyson says:

    The Rock is the only thing good about this PPV. If I hear CM Punk talk about being the best in the world one more time I’m going to puke.

  3. Joseph S. Hasan says:

    #3 is a disgrace- not its inclusion on this list, but what happened (or what did not happen).

    Cena brought HIS belts on late night TV.

  4. Lyle says:

    I just realized that the image for #11 is representative of all four Hall of Famers.

    Mick Foley is completely into (and entertained by) the storyline.
    Dusty Rhodes is over-reacting.
    Booker T is overshadowed by The Rock (literally, this time).
    And Bret Hart couldn’t care less.

  5. Raging_Demons says:

    After Fandango’s Rating Jericho’s moveset. I can see it as Fandango winning The Gooker for 2013 for the sole reason as I can immediately picture an induction using the image of Fandango holding the “3” card with something written about it.

  6. Peter says:

    I forgot to vote this week but I would’ve voted:

    1. Triple H kicks Barrett in his barrage.
    2. Dwayne forgets he’s a wrestler.
    3. Fandango.
    4. Cena vs. Rock in a town hall meeting.
    5. Tony FTW Dawson.

  7. John says:

    Thankfully that horrid Buh-Buh Ray & Brooke picture is gone for now that has to be one of the most revolting images in history.

  8. Noel Frey says:

    WWE cutting Daniel Bryan and Dolph Ziggler’s Raw matches on the condensed Hulu Plus version. Every. Frickin. Week.

  9. KJ says:

    Uh…Rock DID mention Wrestlemania on Jimmy Fallon, sooooo…..

  10. Thomas Moffatt says:

    I would have had the return of the Khali – Hornswoggle suck fest which has seen poor Natalya been dragged in – looks like she should form a faction with Daniel Bryan and Jim Ross and be known as the Punching Bags!

    In addition Antonio Cesaro the US champ not making the Mania card – I would have rather seen the US Title on the line between him and Jericho, Cesaro could be the break out guy this year

  11. MrMaddog says:

    1.) I hope that the WWE app is better than that crappy WrestleFest remake, but I doubt it.

    2.) Fandango = Jeri-troll 2.0

    3.) Well Shane Douglas did bring back the old ECW, bounced checks and all.

    4.) Rock not mentioning wrestling on Tonight show? Jay doesn’t blame him…

    You’re welcome.

  12. Alan says:

    Wade BOREtt is beyond boring. Thank goodness for my DVR & the fast forward button.

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