[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week X

9 Submitted by on Mon, 25 March 2013, 12:00

Here’s how it works:

-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.

NOMINEES

1. WWE overpromoting its movies

2. Cole/Lawler bury Highlight Reel

3. Miz as a babyface

4. Bruce Prichard bungles Robert Roode deal

5. Jimmy Uso DUI (INELIGIBLE FOR THIS WEEK)

6. The Highlight Reel with Barrett, The Miz

7. Brooke Hogan and Bully Ray

8. Halle Berry calls David Otunga, Kane

9. Fandango

10. CM Punk steals Paul Bearer’s symbolic urn

11. WWE edits choking off of WrestleMania XV

12. Jack Swagger still not punished for arrest

13. Del Rio/Ricardo parodize Swagger, Colter

14. Brad Maddox

15. Todd Keneley

Pancake Patterson

CM Punk plays catch with Paul Bearer’s urn

HHH rips Paul Heyman’s clothes off

Brooke Hogan is still in charge of the Knockouts

Semi-active HHH may ‘retire’ if he loses at WM29

Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

Hulk Hogan claims he tried to bring Sting to WWE in 1987

Bully Ray apologizes for heelish remarks to Chicago fan

Jimmy Uso falsely reported to have committed second DUI

WWE’s Top 101 WrestleMania Moments special magazine

Numerous ex-TNA knockouts refuse to work one-night PPV

Great Khali and Natalya

WWE reaching out to soap opera writers, not considering Paul Heyman for staff

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9 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week X"
  1. Jay "The Brain" Mann says:
    March 25, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Let me just say this…

    …if Pancake Patterson makes it on the list, I’ll quit reading WrestleCrap. That was way too good to be considered “crap”.

    Reply
  2. Clifton says:
    March 25, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    That 101 Wrestlemania Moments magazine was bullshit. I can’t believe that they put this year’s Wrestlemania at #1. That’s stupid even by their standards.

    Reply
  3. Mitchell Colburn says:
    March 25, 2013 at 5:22 pm

    The worst for me was the CM Punk angle disrespecting Paul Bearer’s death.Absolutely tasteless.Also,Swagger not being punished would be number two on the list,because it is a LOAD of number two(Sorry,that was terrible!).

    Reply
  4. Mitchell Colburn says:
    March 25, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    My other three are Fandango,Damien Sandow’s ring gear(needs an induction,because seriously,pink and purple?!),and,I guess HHH ripping Heyman’s clothes off because that is an image I do NOT want stuck in my head anytime soon.

    Reply
    • SentokSenSentoktokSentok says:
      March 25, 2013 at 7:40 pm

      Sandow’s ring gear is an homage to ‘The Genius’. I’ll grant you that it looks strange next to a lot of what is worn nowadays but that doesn’t make it crap.

      Reply
  5. John Q Occupier says:
    March 25, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    Personally? I don’t hate the Fandango angle (Fandangle?) It’s building him up slowly, and making me want to to see Jericho kick his ass. My choice is the never-ending movie promos and #nonsense…

    Reply
  6. Peter says:
    March 25, 2013 at 7:35 pm

    Too much to choose from this week.

    Reply
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