[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week V

6 Submitted by on Thu, 14 February 2013, 13:31

Here’s how it works:

-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list)

-In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is sooooo hard for some of you!)

-Any of last week’s Top 15 are fair game for you to still vote on, even if the angle has been somewhat abandoned, or has dissipated. This is known as “Unfading Crap Stench.”

And that’s it! Votes will be accepted up until midnight EST tonight. The Top 15 (or bottom 15, as it were) will be revealed tomorrow.


1. WWE App crashes [-]

2. Bischoff, Brisco as A&8 thugs [-]

3. Miz as a face [4]

4. Hoeski Video not acknowledged [-]

5. Dancin’ Tensai [1]

6. Gutcheck Voting suspended [-]

7. Rhodes Scholars split [-]

8. Fandango [-]

9. Bully Ray/Brooke [-]

10. Bo Dallas’ insert promo [-]

11. Orton/Barrett Part 7000 [-]

12. Del Rio attacks Big Show at hotel [-]

13. Tony Dawson [12]

14. NPWD/CZW conflict [-]

15. TNA releases Rosita [-]


Great Khali/Hornswoggle/Natalya
Zeb Coulter’s “DEY TOOK OUR JERBS” spiel
Kofi Kingston loses to Wade Barrett, despite Barrett being battered
The Rock’s stolen car tale
Alberto Del Rio dumps paint on Big Show
CM Punk, Kurt Angle argue over Pope Benedict XVI, due to Hitler Youth ties
Sunny complains about quality of rehab facility, WWE cuts her off
IOC contemplates cutting wrestling
Rey Mysterio’s surgeon faces revocation due to negligence charges

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6 Responses to "[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week V"
  1. Down With OPC says:

    How about Amy Lee bashing AJ Lee?

  2. Luchaporn says:

    Amy Lee is an female Indy wrestler who looks like a cross between Kharma and Miss Piggy and wrestles like QT Marshall…for those not familiar with Mister Marshall that basically means she cuts generic promos(hers are filled with swears), then gets in the ring and does basic things like chokes and body slams. Basically better than bottom of the barrel indy talent because she’s not a walking botch machine or a cookie cutter….but she’s also not doing very much, and her promos are terrible.

  3. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    Great Khali/Hornswoggle/Natalya/Alberto Del Rio dumps paint on Big Show/Sunny complains about quality of rehab facility, WWE cuts her off/Zeb Coulter’s “DEY TOOK OUR JERBS” spiel/CM Punk, Kurt Angle argue over Pope Benedict XVI, due to Hitler Youth ties

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