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6 Responses to "Pro Wrestling Desecrated: Issue 37!!"
  1. John C says:

    Verne has to rescue his cheerleader daughter from the insidious Count Zbyszko who wants to take her back to his home country of Larrysylvania. Greg Gagne will appear in the role of Rambofield the hapless minion to Count Z.

  2. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    Amazing! Yet another one that I wish was real.

  3. Third String Point Guard says:

    Brilliant stuff there….that’s three of the stars of Bigfoot in one Wrestlecraptacular B-movie!

    And I assume that’s Joi Lansing (who’s just three years younger than Verne Gagne) playing his cheerleader daughter?

  4. Brad says:

    Verne just showed Dracula clips of the last 5 years of the AWA to weaken him, then the Wrestlerock Rumble to finish him off. By the end a completely traumatized Drac just carefully put down the cheerleader unharmed and walked into the sunlight

  5. Porter "Budsgrand" Sultzbaugh says:

    WHAT IF… The AWA made a motion picture version of… DRACULA ?

    Curt Henning as Jonathan Harker: A solicitor sent to do business with Count Dracula; Mina’s fiancé and prisoner in Dracula’s castle.

    Nick Bockwinkle as Count Dracula: A Transylvanian noble who bought a house in London and asked Jonathan Harker to come to his castle to do business with him.

    Magnificent Mini as Wilhelmina “Mina” Harker (née Murray): A schoolteacher and Jonathan Harker’s fiancée.

    Wendi Richter as Lucy Westenra: A 19-year-old aristocrat; Mina’s best friend; Arthur’s fiancée and Dracula’s first victim.

    Larry Zbyszko as Arthur Holmwood: Lucy’s suitor and later fiancé.

    Jack Seward: A doctor; one of Lucy’s suitors and a former student of Dr Abraham Van Helsing.

    Verne Gagne as Abraham Van Helsing: A Dutch professor; Jack Seward’s teacher and vampire hunter.

    Jim Brunzell as Quincey Morris: An American cowboy and explorer; and one of Lucy’s suitors.

    Jake “The Milkman” Milliman as Renfield: A lawyer whom Dracula turned mad.

    Madusa Miceli, Sherrie Martel and Candy Divine as The Brides of Dracula: Three siren-like vampire women who serve Dracula.

    And featuring Greg Gagne as The Wooden Stake.

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