In the category of things that make ya go, “blerrghargghahrgh”, former Major League Wrestling owner-turned-WWE writer Court Bauer is alleging that longtime company staffer/freelance wedding singer Michael Hayes is currently off the road for allegedly supplying a troubled Rosa Mendes with grampy’s old cough medicine.
Gotta thank David Kocotos for compiling this timeline of allegations that would make Maury Povich salivate. If there’s anyone honest enough to pen a memoir of the HD-era WWE, it’s Chris Masters. I imagine it’d be Bob Holly’s book – insight on the Attitude Era + insight on who the biggest delinquents are in the ‘Let’s Keep a Clean Image’ era.
In related news, WWE has rehired Dok Hendrix to temporarily replace Hayes.
I wonder what Doc Rivers has to say…
It was also reported that Hayes was seen going after recently divorced Sack of Flour. He approached the TNA star and slurred, “How about some sugar, baby.” He then vomited repeatedly in a corner while singing, “Badstreet” and then went looking for a jar of the infamous Freebird Cream for what purposes no one knows.
AND there goes the Freebirds for the Hall of Fame 2014…
Hayes replied to that, “They better not put Koko B. Ware before us or I quit…Mother fu….”
He’ll get Nipple H telling him to “move on” just like she did with Bruce Pritchard…
That both “Sucks and blows”-Bart Simpson.
Ditto Triple H on his wife, Nipple H…
It’s all a work to give him time to film that new Free Birds movie….wait, it’s not about the wrestlers, but some lame CGI cartoon about turkeys wanting to end Thanksgiving?