Justin Henry is WrestleCrap's inquiring newsman, thirsting for knowledge always. He enjoys the art of satire, as you'll find in many of his works here at WrestleCrap. Drop him a line on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/notoriousjrh) and Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/jrhwriting)
“The Hulkster doesn’t need to get in the cockpit, brutha! I can punch through the sides with my big arms and glide the plane with my 24 inch pythons dude… And that’s how I made it to the Metalica auditions Gene-O.”
Brilliant, sir.
HOKE- HOGUN!
Awesome!
One of the best so far, Justin.
lmao Just envisioning this occurring is priceless…
Guessing “Hokogan” never got to Parts Unknown
I CAN’T BREATHE!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!
Was this happening on one of his many day-adding trips from the USA to Japan?
“The Hulkster doesn’t need to get in the cockpit, brutha! I can punch through the sides with my big arms and glide the plane with my 24 inch pythons dude… And that’s how I made it to the Metalica auditions Gene-O.”