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Did Ahmed hack Dusty’s twitter?
“Big Johnny….my mufflah feww out.”
“Sounds good, doesn’t it? Actually it’s “The agonizing screams of a trapped turd”.”
“Ahhnd George Foreman is off to the pay winduh tonight on dubya-cee-dubya satawwwday nawwght!”
Who be bad now?