Welcome to the brand spanking new WrestleCrap. In the coming days and weeks ahead, me, along with my fellow yearbook staffer, the Filthy Ape, will be doing something I’ve always wanted to do – paying tribute to the entire population of the greatest town known to mankind, Parts Unknown. Legends, luchadores, indy wrestlers, you name it. If they are sporting a hood and their height is unknown, weight unknown, odds are you’ll be seeing them profiled here in our wacky new column. Class will be in session soon, so be sure to check back in!!
There is some Chikara stars from “Sleepy Hollow” named Frightmare and Hallowicked and another Chikara star is from “the Black Tea Garden” named UltraMantis Black, which the latter of the three has the Midnight Rose of the company
CHIKARA definitely has some strange characters running about.
Part of why it’s so polarizing, some people love the combination of absurdity and athleticism, some just think it’s freakin’ goofy.
Having graduated from Parts Unknown High School myself, gotta say I’m looking forward to working on this project. Blade and I have been working together on various stuff for years and I’ve gotta say, if you think your boss is bad, try working for this guy…
Awesome idea Blade, anything I can do to assist you in this endeavor?
Parts Unknown is on my list of tourist destinations!
In Extreme Canadian Championship Wrestling, there is a guy from a place known as “Captain Spaulding’s Museum of Monsters and Mad Men” named Cremator Von Slasher and a manager from Stripperville, Massehugetits (seriously) named Miss Mandy. The latter is perfect for everyone’s favorite “pineapple hunter”
There needs to be a “Wrestling’s Best Hometowns” book.
The Boiler Room
Parts Unknown
Truth or Consequences, NM
The Bottomless Pit
Webb City
and a whole bunch of others
Don’t forget
An Undisclosed Location
Freedomland, USA
Don’t forget The Last House on the Left and The WCW Special Forces
Also don’t forget From the Outer Reaches of Your Mind and my personal favorite, From Anywhere He Darn Well Pleases
I may or may not actually use some of these when people ask me where I’m from.
Weren’t the Dudleys from Parts Unknown. Btw, the extended Dudley Clan definitely needs a Wrestlecrap induction
Truth or Consequences, NM is a real place, LOL!
I’m a fan of MsChif hailing from “The Inferno”
Call me crazy, but I think at one point Brutus Beefcake hailed from “parts unknown”
He most certainly did, was even billed from there at WrestleMania I. They switched him to San Francisco as a play on the “Beefcake is a fruitcake” chants he was getting. Boy things were a bit more un-PC then!
WWE did an article on it a few years back:
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/partsunknown
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/articlephotos/partsunknownphotos
Can’t wait!
Don’t forget the “From every girl’s” _______ location.
Eddie Gilbert would use that. “From every girls dreams”
I wanna be “From every girl’s used leg shaver.”
Let’s all hope that the Yearbook comes out in June because that is when school is out
Been there, got the T shirt. Actually it’s not much to look at. Funny, I don’t remember how I ended up there either.
Is this project still on?
Two years and still no updates, though the premise still has a lot of mileage in it
Hurry up, Braxton!
Did the school records get destroyed or something we have been waiting for this for over three years.
I guess you lost interest in this idea lol
Over three years later and it is missing on Parts Unknown
Hello.. is there anybody out there… any Alumni of Parts Unknown high school at all?
almost four years later nothing………
Did the yearbooks get misplaced in the parts unknown public library?
Seven years later…..
you forgot the medic- WCW the terrorrist WCW