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- Someone Bought This: Ahmed Johnson's got hot pants!
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- It Came From YouTube: Hogan joins WCW, gets a parade, gets pelted with garbage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S6gzR2jVgQ Hulk Hogan got a big parade when he arrived in WCW in 1994. Some…
Useful when Ahmed needed to be discreet during that time of the month.
Can we get some kind of warning on the front page please? On an unrelated note, does anybody know how one goes about unseeing something?
It’s called “Ahmed Johnson’s trunks” and appeared on April 1st…what did you think it’d be? An actual induction about the colour of his spandex?
I can’t stop giggling like a ninny
Goodness gracious, great cheeks of fire!
dat ass
The greatest unsolved mystery in the history of pro wrestling, bigger than the Baby Doll photos, bigger than the true idenity of Mama Cornette,
“WHY IN THE NAME OF VINCENT KENNEDY McMAHON DID AHMED JOHNSON WEAR ‘2’ SETS OF KNEEPADS???!!!” Specifically, why did he wear the second pair on his upper thighs??!!
I always figured it was to protect against injuries, like support bandages etc.
Guess it really worked in Ahmed’s case, right?
I always HATED his trunks LOL!!! Chris Candido should be in as well with his trunks!!
Thanks to Wrestlecrap, more suppressed memories are coming back. While back I was reminded of going to MSG for Royal Rumble 2000 and almost suffering PTSD from Mae Youngs orangutan breast . That started my high school regimen of what my friends and I called “The Pantera”. Which was whiskey, weed and Black Sabbath, lyrics from a Pantera song. I love this site. But with all these horrible images this site unearths, I’m starting to really miss High School.
WedgieMania is running wild!
When Ahmed needed a number two he would go into the shithole and bellow at his trunks, “Your going down!” before dropping his trunks and letting it all come into fruition…
Thank your lucky stars that he wasn’t wearing those when he was in WCW wrestling as Big T!
I did NOT need to see that.
For added enjoyment view this post while listening to his WWF Warzone promos on youtube.
My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!!!!
Great googly moogly!
Great googly-moogly… How did he never form a tag team with Rikishi?
JUICY
I dare say his trunks were probably covered in brown spots but they always seemed to disappear up his arsecrack (adding new ones by the way) before anyone could notice so it may not have been an entirely bad thing
It was after seeing this that Hawk took his plunge off the Titantron.
Reminds me of the Hulk’s pants in Ang Lee’s Incredible Hulk
Everyone here is in denial. If any of us had an arse like that we would be wearing the same. I know I would.
Speaking of Tony Norris, when will Big T and the feud over the T in Booker T get inducted? That’s up there with the No Limit soldiers as far as overdue inductions go!
Booker T’s “Leave it to Beaver” entrance music during that feud is worth the price of admission all by itself!
Hey, with the way he was dressed in the ring, he was practically begging Goldust to give him mouth to mouth…
Or mouth to elsewhere.
Was this a ploy to look at Tony Norris’s butt? Where’s the text?
Those trunks are riding up so bad that I can see Sunny scoring her next fix.
You realise now Man Mountain Rock is under threat? Every new induction has the threat of Ahmed’s wedgie appearing…
This post is Pat Patterson approved. Not that there is anything wrong with that…
Is that the WWF super fan known as Vladamir (the tan guy in the tanks) in the first picture with his arm out?
I remember the Raw after Royal Rumble 97, Ahmed had a match against Crush. Faarooq attacked Ahmed outside the ring during the match and have him a HUGE wedgie once Faarooq threw him back in the ring. God his tights were basically a thong after that and finally decided to pick it out. Faarooq must of gotten tired of it, lol.
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ahmed johnson as the sexiest ass ever grow up people its only a sexy ass