Induction: An XPW Two-Pack – Baptized in WrestleCrap

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XPW, 2002

This week’s induction involves a scaffold match put on by XPW. And no, I don’t mean *that* scaffold match.

Now, for those unaware, New Jack once wrestled Vic Grimes atop a giant scaffold, where he shocked Grimes with a stun gun and hurled him off the scaffold in an attempt to take his opponent’s life for real. Like, for real, for real.

This was revenge for the Danbury fall in ECW, where Vic accidentally crashed down onto New Jack as they fell from a great height, cracking New Jack’s skull and blinding him in one eye.

At his next opportunity, so the story goes, New Jack wrestled Grimes in the scaffold match in XPW and exacted his vengeance.

Now, we at WrestleCrap don’t like to speak ill of the dead, but there are some holes in this story.

For one thing, the scaffold match wasn’t the two men’s first meeting after the accident in Danbury, CT. Fourteen months after the infamous fall, the two crossed paths in XPW, where New Jack leapt from a balcony onto Grimes.

The stunt went off without a hitch, and New Jack could be seen hugging Grimes after impact. 

Nine months after that, the two men had their scaffold match with the supposedly unscripted ending. While most people seize up in response to hundreds of thousands of volts of electricity coursing through their body, Grimes flailed wildly as New Jack prodded him with his stun gun.

Then, while supposedly incapacitated from electrical shock, Grimes rose to his feet at New Jack’s insistence, sprung off with his foot, and grabbed the railing to guide his fall.

The last thing I’d want to do is slander New Jack and tarnish his legacy, but I really don’t think he attempted murder that night. Instead, it was just a well-executed spot that looked realistic, absent close scrutiny – which certainly cannot be said for XPW’s other scaffold match.


Five months later at Baptized in Blood 3, XPW putted Supreme against the “Hardcore Homo” Angel in the finals of their King of the Deathmatch tournament.

Like any scaffold match (except Bash ’91), the object was to throw one’s opponent off the platform and into the ring below.

Unlike most scaffold matches, however, this one began in the ring, meaning that at some point in the match, both men would have to decide to stop brawling and each voluntarily climb up the scaffold. 

Fearing for the competitors’ lives and souls, announcer Ron Hed asked his colleague Kriss Kloss whether he was a religious man, then said a prayer in the tradition of at least two different religions rolled into one.

At the outset of the match, Supreme and Angel took turns whacking each other with light tubes and slamming each other into barbed wire. Such violence was, to quote one commentator, unmerciless.

At several points, Supreme looked to be incapacitated, which spelled big trouble for Angel, who’d have to figure out a way to carry the 300-pounder up the 40-foot scaffolding. Fortunately, like any good wrestling commentators, Kloss and Hed didn’t think too hard about the ridiculous stipulations and thus never considered such a possibility.

As luck would have it, both Angel and Supreme did have the presence of mind to schlep up to the top of the scaffold, as this was the only way to win the match (or lose the match and possibly die). 

To maximize the danger, XPW had constructed a second ring specifically for this match, filled with stacks of tables and rigged to explode upon impact.

Angel appeared to have the match well in hand as he clobbered Supreme with a steel chair – I think. They were 40 feet in the air with no cameras nearby, so it was hard to tell.

But then XPW Champion Shane Douglas arrived with – what else? – a tranquilizer gun. Douglas was such a good shot that, from 40 feet below, he was able to shoot Angel right in the neck…

(You’ll have to take the announcers’ word for it)


Fading fast, Angel did the only sensible thing and stepped right over the guard rail and executed a picture-perfect senton onto the tables, triggering the pyro and a patented blood-curdling scream from the announcer

Kris Kloss’ll make you jump (jump)

Unless Shane Douglas appears on Dark Side of the Ring to claim otherwise, this series of events was so transparently phony that even the Exposed: Wrestling’s Greatest Secrets guys must have said, “You know what? Let’s not even bother.”


That wasn’t the only baffling finish to close an XPW show that year – or even that summer. Three weeks earlier, Terry Funk battled then-champion Webb at Liberty or Death in a match without any wacky stipulations. 

Funk and Webb duked it out for a few minutes before Funk asked the audience for a chair. Immediately, chairs rained down into the ring as fans tossed their seats in a replay of an earlier incident at ECW Arena. Of course, unlike the ECW Arena, the Pico Rivera Sports Arena could seat 6000 people…

…but luckily for Webb there was still hardly anyone there, sparing him further damage from the shower of chairs.

Funk and Webb took their fight through the crowd (which didn’t take long) and throughout the stadium, where they soon encountered kiddie pools of human feces. 

Before you ask, this was not a normal feature of XPW events, but this particular event had featured a raw sewage match earlier on the card. After that match, the ring crew had apparently dragged the pools of crap over to a different part of the venue and simply left them there, figuring no one would be bothered by the smell. This was a wrestling show, after all.

Terry Funk threw the champion into the feces, which the announcers had to sell on Webb’s behalf (using the most juvenile language possible). This disgusting indignity would have been enough to break Jerry Seinfeld’s vomit streak (it was June 29th, after all), but Webb was barely fazed.

The same could be said for the fans, who remained nearly silent during the spectacle (either because they were bored of poop spots or because it was 1:30 in the morning).

Webb retaliated by dunking Funk’s head in the pool, in hopes that he’d drown in the brown. While Kloss and Hed debated the pool’s ratio of poo-poo to pee-pee, the two wrestlers carried on as if a fecal bath was the most natural thing in the world to happen in a wrestling match. 

On his way back the ring, Funk continued to no-sell the raw sewage that supposedly drenched his clothes…

…and so did this fan, who patted the Funker on the back for encouragement.

Funk tried to brand Webb with a hot iron, which was even more dangerous than normal given the amount of flammable methane in the arena that night. He even drank some unidentified liquid (which, in the context of this particular evening, I really hope was lighter fluid) and spit fire at Webb.

Before the ring could catch fire, the referee grabbed the flaming iron and doused it (with what, I don’t want to know).

After throwing Webb into some thumb tacks, Funk tried to win the match and the title with a small package.

With Webb’s shoulder’s on the canvas, the referee counted one.

As Webb lifted his shoulders to reverse the roll-up, the referee counted two.

With Funk’s shoulder’s now on the mat, the referee counted three.

It seems the referee didn’t notice that the guy being pinned at the start of his count wasn’t the guy being pinned at the end of his count. Either that, or XPW featured some, uh, unique rules for pinfalls.

Unaware that he had already won the match, Webb hooked the ropes with his feet and kept Funk rolled up until the bell rang. 

The fans came alive to boo the finish, while Kriss Kloss sprang into action to pretend they were booing Webb using the ropes for leverage, rather than the referee screwing up the finish and ending the match on a one-count.

You know, Evan Karagias spent some time in XPW. I wonder why he didn’t call himself, “1 Count”?

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Art has been writing inductions for WrestleCrap since 2012. He also writes reviews of old Monday Night Raws, posted here every other Sunday. You can find his old reviews at the "How Much Does This Guy Weigh?" blog. Follow him on Twitter @Art0Donnell. Email at:
20 Responses to "Induction: An XPW Two-Pack – Baptized in WrestleCrap"
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    Deal, you should induct the XPW World Heavyweight Title “match” from Baptised In Blood One it has Chris Candido w/Tammy Sytch

    *The Tamtrolla kicks up*

    damn it

  2. Mr Forth says:

    XPW’s DSTOR needs to mention this bouts..

  3. John says:

    Hardcore Homo?

  4. John C says:

    I remember a friend giving me copies of this stuff when it came out on video back in the day. It was so low rent and distasteful, and I’m far from being a puritan, but it was bad and unpleasant. It had a mean spirited sleazy vibe to the whole affair and was not fun. I felt like showering after watching a couple of events and hoped that it couldn’t pass off an STD just by viewing this “extravaganza”. There’s a lot of stupid stuff in pro wrestling today in most companies but I’ll take stupid over dreck.

    • Dan M. says:

      To add some context here: The head of XPW, Rob Black, also produced and distributed porn of a particularly shocking/violent nature, including “simulated rapes” and videos in which a guy deliberately tried to make women gag and vomit on his member while they performed oral sex on him. He was brought up on obscenity charges by the federal government, which, judging by what the porn industry does as a whole, must take some doing.

      • Johnathan Barnes says:

        Wasn’t it true he once threatened to feed a puppy to a boa on live stream just to piss off a bunch of people, or am I hearing things?

      • Don R Townsend says:

        for even further context, Black also intergrated porn stars into XPW….Lizzy Borden, Jessica Darlin, etc…..Borden and Black were a couple apparently. There was also a guy in XPW called Messiah.

        Well Messiah apparently boinked Borden which pissed Black off. So much so he put a hit out on Messiah. Messiah was attacked and ended up losing a thumb in the murder attempt.

  5. Dave Craigid says:

    Glad to see Art didn’t fall for the myth – perpetuated by Jack himself – that he tried to kill Grimes. Grimes himself said several times that he was at fault for missing most of the tables by pushing off too heavily. Jack just embellished it to add to his reputation, and as Art points out there’s a load of holes in his story. A bit like the lie that Foley wasn’t supposed to fall through the cell, a claim he didn’t even make until years later and which doesn’t meet the common sense test. Foley just started saying it so he wouldn’t be seen as crazy for taking such a horrific bump, especially so soon after another one. Sometimes, the most simple explanation is the right one.

  6. Ryan says:

    Better finish than that AEW exploding nonsense.

    • guest says:

      Sure if you like most of the other marks who keep bringing that up ignores the fact that the pyro wasn’t supposed to not go off like it did.

  7. Mr Boing says:

    I am amazed Ron Hed didn’t include a prayer to Tom Cruise for extra good measure

  8. Mr Boing says:

    Another comment… Kloss didn’t sound blood curdling, He sounded more like he was doing his impression of Ned Flanders when he killed the Ficus plant while his wife was away.

  9. Fray says:

    At least the explosion with Angel falling from the scaffold had a better payoff than the AEW barbwire deathmatch

    • Chris says:

      That was supposed to be the payoff to the AEW match.
      Somehow a federation like XPW managed to do the stunt right, while a major wrestling company failed.

  10. Rebel says:

    About the scaffold match between Supreme and Angel few things happened. The crew taped the table legs together on stack. Second a gust wind made the scaffold sway that both wrestlers froze in fear. Third, Angel got his back scraped and cut up from the tables after taking the bump calling it worst bump he took. The taped table legs made it the landing much worse

  11. Gerard says:

    have never understood the appeal of hardcore wrestling. isn’t pinning your oppoenant or making them submit good enough? why do you have to go up on to a scaffold 20-30ft up in the air or get into a ring where the ropes have been replaced with barbed wire or have the ring on fire or even explode!! why why why whats the point?? whats left an actual “DEATH” match where you have to shoot or stab you oppoenant to death to win????

  12. Guest says:

    The last thing I’d want to do is slander New Jack and tarnish his legacy, but I really don’t think he attempted murder that night. Instead, it was just a well-executed spot that looked realistic, absent close scrutiny – which certainly cannot be said for XPW’s other scaffold match.

    What was his excuse for stabbing Gypsy Joe and then hiding out in a car afterwards?

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