Crapper Sean Bateman sent in this Michael Hayes album called “Off The Streets”.
Yes, it went Off The Streets and Into The Discount Bin!
He writes
Many years before Jillian Hall and John Cena comes this gem. This Freebird should stay out of the music scene
Yarr, that image of a naked Michael Hayes with the Confederate flag draped over him is going to replace the whale in my nightmares!
Here’s a song from the album called “When The Love Comes Down” that Sean also submitted.
Yowzers…
Gee, thanks Sean! I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing that album artwork or hearing that disaster of a song.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to listen to some Metallica to cleanse that “song” and album artwork from my brain…
Now I know what I want for Christmas…
That’s a flag that should be burned.
I bet he hung it right back up in the yard in front of his clapboard trailer and collection of junk cars.
“THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!” 😛
they took our jobs!
They took his dog?!
Dog took yer jerb!
How do I get a copy of this?
You can find a copy…IN MY FRIGGIN’ NIGHTMARES!
Asshole! Paul Kraft, you are an ASSHOLE for posting this! Visions of Little P.S. will not leave my brain now! AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!
Oh, we’re gonna get you for this one, Paul. Mark my words.
Eep!
this means I’m in the same boat as Paul because i found it
Sean, we’re both dead men! Uh-Oh!
http://www.wrestlingmedia.ws/music_tracks.php?id=319&ms=0
The above is also one of the greatest websites ever.
What has been seen, can not be unseen!!!!
The only area this was in any way, shape, or form a hit was Badstreet in Atlanta, G-A, since it’s the baddest town in the whole USA.
Isn’t this the album that “Badstreet USA” is from?
Did you know that in “WWE All Stars” Michael Hayes is one of the legends in the game and he comes to the ring with “Badstreet USA” as his entrance music.
I’m bummed he didn’t do QUEEN cover songs, he was in a movie with fucking Queen and Christopher Lambert!
Hayes actually managed to get enough heat off of this album to score some concerts at the Sportatorium with his band (though I have no idea if he was enough of a non-ironically perceived sex symbol for that centerfold :p ).
His Wikipedia article has a full track listing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Hayes_%28wrestler%29#Discography
MICHAEL HAYES IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SINGER/ SONG WRITERS / ENERTAINERS THIS COUNTRY HAD EVER KNOWN & ALL OF THE CURRENT NON TALENT SO CALLED STARS WHO ARE PUTTING OUT TRASH AFTER TRASH ABOUT DEGRADING WOMEN OR RAINING MONEY OR KILLING PEOPLE AND WHATEVER OTHER MEANINGLESS FILTH THATTHEY THINK WILL SELL….ALL OWE HAYES AND THE PEERLESS *BADSTREET. BAND* A DEBT OF GRATITUDE FOR BASICALLY INVENTING MODERN MUSIC.. ELVIS WHO? HE HAD NOTHING ON THESE MUSICAL GENIUSES… GOD BLESS JIMMY PAPA** THE MAN BEHIND THE GREATEST SONG EVER CAPTURED ON A RECORDING DEVICE…LIKE JOHN LENNON SAID.”Before Jimmy Papa .THERE WAS NOTHING”
I was scarred by the ad for this album in PWI when it came out. In between pages for wrestling role-play card games & Joshi Puroresu tapes with names like “Slant Eyed Slaughter”, there was Michael Hayes in black-and-white with the tagline “Order the cassette, and get 11 songs for the price of 10! Order the Vinyl, ” ” ‘ !” with the photo conveniently hidden behind the album cover so you couldn’t see that he had the flag draped over him. My 7-year-old brain wasn’t ready