“Join The WWE Fun Club today, Roman!”.
Whoa! This WWE TLC video game looks awesome! It must use that Blast Processing I’ve heard so much about…
Wait, no… They’re not advertising a video game, but yet another meaningless WWE Pay-Per-View that is sure to disappoint everyone.
Hey, instead of paying $9.99 a month for The WWE Network, why not buy access to The WrestleCrap Archives instead?
At least the matches we feature are bad on purpose!