It Came From YouTube: The Rockers will do a lot of stuff, but they won’t smoke (tobacco, anyway).

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On one hand, they’re right- smoking is bad for you and you shouldn’t do it.

On the other hand, when you consider all of the booze and drugs these two have (allegedly) ingested in their lives, it’s really hard to take any health advice from them too seriously.

I can just picture them having this exchange late one Saturday night…

“Oh man, Marty.. I just took 4 quaaludes. I am so messed up!”

“You want one of my cigarettes, Shawn?”

“ARE YOU CRAZY???!!! Those things will kill you!“.

I heard that WWE originally wanted The Gobbledy Gooker to do this PSA, because everybody loves smoked turkey.

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16 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: The Rockers will do a lot of stuff, but they won’t smoke (tobacco, anyway)."
  1. Fluff Bagwell says:

    I’m sorry, but all anti-smoking PSAs pale in comparison to the Ultimate Warrior spitting out a mouthful of cigarettes. This sucks so badly in comparison that I’m going to smoke a pack of Marlboro’s right now, and make my kids smoke some of them too.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Ah, yes. I’ve covered that one before. 🙂

  2. Walt says:

    If I remember correctly, that PSA was on the Wrestlemania V or VI VHS. I remember I didn’t like this as much as I liked Dusty Rhodes shilling the WWF Catalog and the Ultimate Warriah Succup

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Here it is!

      • Walt says:

        Ahhhhhh yeah…the Wrestlemania VI VHS was all about Sapphire. Standing there next to Dusty, her classic interview, “Cuz they ain’t no king and queen no mo’!” Who could forget the comments Jess made about her?

        I’ll never forget the look on a friend’s face one time when I said (as a joke) that Sapphire was hot.

        Still, a shame that DiBiase bought her off and wrapped that fur coat around her.

  3. Alexandru says:

    Haha this is pretty funny. and people say there’s no discrimination anymore yet Tobacco users (mainly smokers) are looked down upon what B.S./Hypocrisy. I Say smoke if you want considering pot’s legal anyway (I smoke weed once in awhile and cigars) and I’m fine. no one else’s business

    • TBR says:

      It is other people’s business when you’re putting second hand smoke into the air… kill yourself all you want but don’t give us your cancer.

      • The Scanian Maniac says:

        Penn and Teller says smoking is healthier than fascism:


  4. Anonymous says:

    Hmm… Do you think that actual simple basic medical education would curb smoking much more effectively than PSAs ever could?


  5. John C says:

    That’s why Marty would just grab a handful of crack and start eating it instead. Remember kids be safe out there.

  6. Big says:

    The one I always liked was the British Bulldogs smoking PSA, given that Dynamite was well known for having a butt just before he went to the ring.

  7. ballroombasher says:

    Smoked Turkey is AMAZING!!!

  8. Geoff says:

    I wonder if they were able to blow smoke rings…. then blow smoke belts and have themselves a smoke and mirrors match.

  9. Anonymous says:

    I hate how these PSAs make non-smokers look like squares.

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