It Came From YouTube: Russell Madness- A movie about a wrestling dog

11 Submitted by on Mon, 09 February 2015, 21:14

Here’s the trailer for Russell Mania- a movie about a Russell Terrier dog who wrestles.

It’s made by the people who make those endless Air Bud and Air Buddies movies where dogs do human things, and kids learn valuable life lessons along the way.

Pfft! A wrestling dog is nothing new! If you’re a long-time Crapper, you’ve seen Hillbilly Jim wrestle his hound dog Randell!

I bet Hillbilly Jim would’ve loved to have wrestled this pooch after he pinned his ol’ faithful Randell for the 173rd consecutive time.

Then he’s celebrate with a fresh jug of moonshine!

Getting drunk off moonshine and possibly going blind as a result would certainly be a more rewarding experience than watching this stupid movie!

If you missed Hillbilly Jim’s canine training exploits, you can learn all about them in The Archives!

(and yes, that is the former John Morrison as The Hammer!).

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11 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: Russell Madness- A movie about a wrestling dog"
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    So that’s what a step below WWE Films looks like. Poor John Morrison

  2. George from Dudleyville NY says:

    After watching the clip I have only one question. How do you defeat a dog if he has no shoulders to pin? Do you rub the sweet spot by behind the ear so his leg just keeps going for the tap out? Wow I’m looking way too much in to this. Damn wrestling dog.

  3. Drew says:

    The dog has better moves than Roman Reigns and the monkey is better on the stick than Triple … uhhhh, let me get this straight, here’s the thing ….. H.

  4. AK says:

    I know what would make this movie a million times better..

    Russell is getting beat from post to post in his bout against the Artist formerly known as John Morrison nee Johnny Nitro. All looks bleak when Buddy from those “Bud” Movies makes a cameo and comes down to ringside to stand er..sit in Russell’s corner. This gets Russell all fired up but in a swerve of Russoian proportions Buddy goes heel and costs Russell the match and we now from the preview what happens when Russell loses. Too bad they couldn’t get JR to call this match as nobody would be able to convey the gravity defying ramifications better than he.

    Is it sad? Sure is but Buddy’s turn would be up there with Macho Man’s/Hulk Hogan’s and the eventual one John Cena does probably a few years too late for anyone to care.

    If this isn’t the finish of the movie then we know that Russell is eventually going to become a Guest Host on Raw. Maybe they’ll put him in a match against the Grumpy Cat. Then again, WWE has more or less stopped having inter gender and I presume inter species matches.

    It could be worse, if this movie was made when WCW was around, Russell would have been made World Heavyweight Champion. That or be paired with the late Macho Man where they’d deliver twice the Madness, or is it twice the Crap?

  5. John C says:

    So completely unbelieveable who could imagine that long haired dude being a sports entertainer. That had to be CGI with those spinning moves he did off the ropes. What a stupid tag line, since everyone knows The Powers of Pain were the strongest tag team of all time. Like the time they destroyed The Road Warriors in that bench press challenge. Was the family’s name the Ferreras because only something that stupid could write that crap. So sugary and sweet I feel a diabetic coma would be the result of watching this.

  6. the14thListener says:

    Road Dogg and from the Great Beyond, Maddog Vachon, Al Green and Junkyard Dog all approve of this direct to CVS $2 DVD bin classic.

  7. Preparation Triple H says:

    “Russell Mania” would definitely be a better movie title than “Russell Madness” because – and it just this second occurred to me – it sounds like “WrestleMania”.

  8. Tough league. Even ECW didn’t allow banana peels. It’s especially hard for dogs, since this ring forces them to climb 4 turnbuckles, not 3.

  9. dude says:

    Was that Cliff the mailman from cheers in that movie?

  10. Anonymous says:

    That looks like it could very well be the worst movie of all time.

  11. KatieVictoriasSecret says:

    I actually said “John Morrison! No!” Out loud when I saw him. Yikes.

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