An anonymous Crapper writes:
So, I saw THIS the other day…
Which has a trailer on YouTube…
Seriously. Produced by Shane Douglas. Starring him and Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and for some reason Matt Hardy.
Holy hell.
I think this is going to be the suckiest thing ever made. Maybe even worse than Ready To Rumble.
Are you kidding?! No way!
This is going to be an outstanding piece of cinematic history! I can’t wait to see this and I hope R.D gives it a proper induction.
Thanks for the heads-up, Mr. Nameless.
I don’t know whether to be more ashamed as a wrestling fan, or as a zombie movie fan. I can just imagine somewhere in Hollywood a checklist of different things to put in zombie movies.
Strippers? Check. Nazis? Check. Abraham Lincoln? Check. Pro Wrestlers? Check. All that’s left are Ronald McDonald and water heaters.
Sandly no Tim Arson…
Sadly no Tim Arson…
This was actually me that submitted this.
How can they make this movie without the Sandman?
How can they make it without ECW’s The Zombie?!
I was thinking the same thing… either way as a fan of s**tty horror movies, I want to see this, just for the sheer cheese factor.
I couldn’t help imagining Mike, Tom Servo, and Crow at the bottom of the screen.
They filmed this literally outside my house.
*The following is an official release from the Union of Fedup Undead Creatures (UFUC)*
“The UFUC would like to categorically denounce the upcoming film (“Prowrestlers vs. Zombies”) for perpetuating Ageism against older Living Impaired Entities. To those blissfully unaware, this film seeks to feature wrestlers assaulting our Undead Kin while engaging in over-the-top violence and wordplay. This could have been a great opportunity to showcase the age diversity present in the ranks of Trans-Deceased Individuals, and yet that opportunity was not taken. Where are the zombie wrestlers? Why has neither Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, nor Dusty Rhodes been offe—
Wait. What do you mean ‘Hogan isn’t dead’? Really? Oh. What about Nash? What about his desire to destroy everything he touches, his willingness to bury the innocent and his shambling–? Oh. He injured his what? Eating Cheerios? AGAIN? *sigh* ….and Rhodes? Wow. Uh huh. Oh. That’s just….that’s his normal complexion, you say? Could have fooled me…
*ahem*
As we were saying. UFUC completely supports this movie and it will no doubt be awesome. See it now and support your local Unliving Actors.”
*The following has been an official release from the Union of Fedup Undead Creatures (UFUC)*
Having just watched Birdemic this actually looks better than that was. Who wasn’t upset with Shane not doing his trademark, “HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA” after using The Franchise line. Was Al Snow to busy doing one of his other direct to video zombie movies to appear in this one. Sadly at this point The Nature Boy wouldn’t need makeup to look like a zombie if he was in it.
MUST SEE THIS MOVIE!
It’ll be in the category of “so bad it’s good.”
Glad Flair isn’t in this – he’d have bladed instantly and ended up infected in no time!
This isn’t the first time a pro-wrestler has faced off against really low-budget zombies, the Blue Meanie was doing it before the “zombie craze” took off. I present you, SWAMP ZOMBIES!
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