It Came from YouTube: Lose Weight with a TNA Wrestling App!

13 Submitted by on Sun, 07 January 2018, 16:40

Like everyone else, I am looking to lose that weight I picked up over the holidays. I am thus saddened more than you could ever imagine that this app is no longer available. I truly believe that Playstation 1 Jeff Hardy could be the Richard Simmons for a new generation.

Many thanks to the great Michael Manna for this suggestion!


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13 Responses to "It Came from YouTube: Lose Weight with a TNA Wrestling App!"
  1. Raging_Demons says:

    Losing weight with that app is really easy. All you have to do is DELETE~! the weight away.

  2. Sean O says:

    The move in question is apparently called ‘burples’….

  3. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    OH wow… This makes Sweatin’ To The Oldies look not so bad…

  4. Jay Douros says:

    This is the best wrestling diet plan since the buddy rose blow away diet!

  5. KatieVictoriasSecret says:

    Lose twice the weight when Jeff feasts on your soul!

  6. Sean Wilkinson says:

    Digital Jeff Hardy recently got clean after years of being hooked on I-doser.

  7. Paul says:

    Wait… the great Michael Manna meaning… Stevie F’n Richards??

  8. Acolyte Of Glorious La Parka~, King & Master Of Men And Lover Of Women says:

    He should lose enough weight that he fades away and classifies himself as OBSOLETE~.

  9. John C says:

    Those cold lifeless eyes, a doll’s eyes. When a Jeff Hardy sinks his teeth into you and pulls you under, you hear that terrible scream and then nothing. Only a soft whimper of a burple.

    At the Chase the Dragon Gym not only can you get a great workout but you can score some primo smack as well.

  10. Jimbolian says:

    Thanks, but I’ll stick to my weekly regime of tying up wrestling-obsessed/pillow molesting nerds to a wooden pole and throw them off the roof of Titan Towers.

  11. MistaMaddog says:

    So are Willow, Itchweeed & Antichrist of Wrestling unlockable or only available through IAP’s?

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