Johnny Polo (AKA: Raven) was so under-rated, and so damn funny during his short WWF tenure.
Here, he takes us on a tour of Titan Towers circa 1995 courtesy of WWF Coliseum Home Video.
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So, THIS is where your nickname came from, Paul!
Seriously though, great find!
Haha! 🙂
They used the same canned tire screech at the beginning for mick foleys entrance theme. Man, I forgot what raven looked like before becoming a morbid alcoholic and taking light tubes to the face.
JOHNNY POLO: “…and this is the room where the machine that crushes talent is held.”
::camera shows the sign on the door says “WWE Creative”::
JOHNNY: “Vince calls it ‘The Dream Smasher 2000.’ Ironically enough, the blueprints for it were from Ole Anderson, who it is said won them during a violin play-off against Satan himself. Vince acquired these blueprints during his territorial expansion in the 80’s when he sent his apprentice, Darth Hogan, to Geonosha to parlay a meeting with the bug people. It’s fueled by a mixture of grinded-up fairies, unicorn tears, the maggots Sgt. Slaughter is always talking about, and Goldust. Not gold-dust, mind you…the actual person Goldust. He’s peddling the machine over there in the corner. See?”
::camera shows Goldust on a stationary bicycle peddling away::
“Toad Pettypoo.” Heh.