It Came From YouTube: He’s not just Stone Cold… He’s Even Colder!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 03 July 2015, 17:19

Someone posted this video of a guy doing a Stone Cold Steve Austin gimmick in this thread about ripoff gimmicks in the indies on the WrestleCrap forum and I just had to share.

Nothing says “two-bit indy promotion” like putting a ripoff gimmick out there like this.

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5 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: He’s not just Stone Cold… He’s Even Colder!"
  1. John C says:

    It’s got the whole checklist of indy crap, 1) Juvenile humor: 69-69-69, if I were 13 years old I would have giggled, 2) awful announcer insider jokes, 3) awful annoncer saying, “Can you believe that?”, 4) just a one note gimmick and that’s it. Wait until I unleash my new character Really Really Really Cold 3:17, cause 17 is better than 16. (Insert your own Jerry Lawler there if you want, it’s a holiday weekend I feel generous to my friends here.)

    • Autrach Sejanoz says:

      You forgot 5) crappy entrance lighting & 6) even worse sound quality.

      • John C says:

        Good points. Very few can master the art of lighting the various armories, bingo halls, high school gyms that these shows inhabit.

      • B. Amoda says:

        7) First actual wrestling move in the match is botched (the body slam where the guy barely gets 2 feet off the ground) 8) Even Colder can’t even afford the standard jorts, so he goes for cut-offs that are closer to Daisy Dukes

  2. Andre R. says:

    This reminds me of Asya, Buzzkill, and “The Old Age Outlaws”. Not to mention “The Juice”. Just because!

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