It Came From YouTube: Dusty Rhodes wants you to buy WWF Merchandise

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From 1990, Dusty Rhodes shills for the WWF Merchandise Catalog with help from Sweet Sapphire as she models some of the apparel.

This is really fun to watch. Dusty is great doing this- he looks like he’s having an absolute blast and Sapphire is just kind of along for the ride.

I like the WWF logo cap. It seems kind of classy, somehow.

Hey look, an Ultimate Warrior Suck Cup! That would be a funny name for it even without Dusty’s lisp but the lisp just puts it over the top.

Geez, remember the days when you had to send for the catalog, then wait for the catalog to get to your house before you could place an order by phone or by sending a check?

Then you had to wait for the check to clear and the order to be processed, shipped out, and arrive at your doorstep so you were easily looking at a good two months from the time you wrote for the catalog and the time you actually got the stuff you ordered.

Sometimes you even had to pay for the catalog itself (WCW used to make you do that- the cheap bastards!).

You spoiled kids today with your fancy pants online ordering! You don’t know how good you have it!

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8 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: Dusty Rhodes wants you to buy WWF Merchandise"
  1. Wrestlecrap's Janitor says:

    I miss Sapphire.

    Is she in the HoF?

  2. VinceGlortho says:

    Ohh that Merchandise catalog.

    The thing is that shirt would probably sell for a good amount on Ebay. When it’s vintage and it’s a wrestling shirt sometimes the price is real high.

  3. Walt says:

    Imagine Dusty and Ahmed Johnson teaching an English class.

    Around 13 years ago, I jokingly said to a friend that Sapphire was hot, I still remember the look on his face when I said that.

    Wrestlemania VI. Jesse’s comment about the combined weight of Dusty and Sapphire was harsh but quick witted.

  4. Bone White says:

    Hee hee Suck Cup – another one I would like to see on here is where Golddust impersonated his dad

  5. Al Lobama says:

    YoucanputmilkinitjuiceinitwhatEVER you want!

  6. BaltoJim says:

    Duth-tay’s talking like he’s drank one too many Mello Yellos out of his thsuck-cup…

  7. John says:

    It’s funny to hear the words juice and Ultimate Warrior in the same sentence. I can’t they never sold the official Duth-tay Rhodes son of a plumber plunger action set with all the pig knuckles pizza you can eat. Gettin’ funky like a monkey baby.

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