It Came From YouTube: Captain Lou’s terrifying anti-drug PSA

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Here’s Captain Lou Albano who played Mario on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show (does come with Mario hat as pictured) doing an anti-drug PSA.

Apparently he couldn’t be bothered to put on the entire Mario costume and just went with the hat.

It’s a nice message, until the very end…

“And if you do drugs, you’ll go to Hell before you die”.


I wonder how many kids refused to take Tylenol or Robitussin when they were sick because they remember that Mario said they’d go to Hell if they did?

Maybe ol’ Captain Lou was on something when they put him in front of the camera to film this thing…

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4 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: Captain Lou’s terrifying anti-drug PSA"
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    still a better acting gig than that POS film Lou did with ol’ Hot Rod, Tonga Kid, the Barbarian, Naitchm Bruno, Classie Freddie Blassie and other wrestlers from yesteryear,

  2. John C says:

    “It’s me Captain Lou here kids don’t grow up to be some stoned out stupid junkie and you can come to the bar and drink with me. All those dummies in the locker room with their grass and in the meantime I’ve been drinking harmless hard liquor. The M on the hat stands for martini. I’m gonna be your guiding light, Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Albano and I’ve got teeth like Rin Tin Tin, Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Albano!!!!”

  3. Geoff says:

    Nobody ever says they want to be like Capt. Lou Albano when they grow up. This just proves it.

  4. Doc75 says:

    they really should have cut him off before he told everyone they would go to Hell for doing drugz. wow just wow.

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