It Came From YouTube: Brian Pillman takes on his sharpest opponent ever!

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Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes:

I’ve heard wrestlers say they could have a great match with a broomstick, but leave it to Brian Pillman to prove he could have a great match with a giant pencil.

Pfft! Oh sure he can take on The Graphite Grappler (he’s ranked #2 in the world, you know), but how well would he have done against an Office Max Wrestling Federation veteran like The Mighty Giant Sharpie?

He’s a grappler guaranteed to leave a black mark on your career!

I actually heard that Mighty Sharpie used to be a face, but he turned heel because there’s a fine line between the two…

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15 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: Brian Pillman takes on his sharpest opponent ever!"
  1. The Doctor of Style says:

    Very funny, Paul! I guess the jokes write themselves…

  2. The Doctor of Style says:

    I liked Pillman’s parody of the “booker man” incident too.

  3. John C says:

    The Pencil used to always have heat with The Sheik since he always tried to grab him and try to stuff Pencil into his tights for later usage. That was more exciting of a match than most things on ppv’s in the last few years. Sadly Pencil has faced hard times lately as he sued by Sack of Flour for sexual harassment when he kept asking her if he could sign his autograph on her

  4. jar says:

    wwf iyh videogame behind the scenes… jeff jarrett never made it into game

  5. Saint Stryfe (@saintstryfe) says:

    Hey hey hey! After a lawsuit by Max Powers, Office Max merged with Office Depot to become ODTNA. Get it right Cheesehead!

  6. Mr Maddog says:

    And New Jack does a run in with a six foot ruler…

  7. Sean Monk says:

    this is what happens when you forget to fill the bubble all the way in on the SAT’s

  8. Anonymous says:

    That was… interesting…

  9. Bone White says:

    No-one said Pencil neck geek yet?

  10. John C says:

    BREAKING NEWS: Destination America has just penciled this into their schedule to replace Impact Wrestling. Programming Director Art Vandelay in a statement said, “We want just want to erase Impact from our schedule I hope they get the point.” Dixie Carter responded, “This can only sharpen our appeal to other networks. We’ll just write this off and start a new chapter.”

  11. George from Dudleyville NY says:

    I’m a Pillman mark. Always was and will be. He could have been top 5 in the buisiness. Even the smartest if fans couldn’t believe how for 2 years Pillman left us fans and his fellow wrestlers just amazed at what he would do next. Post “chef Pillman” next and just smile at the possibilities. I respect you booker man!

  12. Doc 902714 says:

    You pencil-necked geek!

  13. Vince B says:

    I was expecting an Iron Mike Sharpie joke.

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