It Came From YouTube: Break out your bongos and dig this commercial for WWE cologne and perfume!

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Crapper Sean (who is a far-out hep cat for sure!) writes…

I do not know if this has been featured yet but I randomly came across this commercial for the WWF Attitude cologne…dear god that was a thing?

Beatniks doing poetry? Not the first thing I would think of when wanting to promote your cologne…especially in the Attitude Era. Hell, I’d expect them to have a half naked broad rubbing the stuff all over herself instead…

Or maybe this was a rejected promo for a scrapped wrestler. Nick Beat, the Wrestling Beatnik, with his finisher being….uhm…I got nothing sorry! Enjoy the Ad!

“Stupid lousy Beatnicks!” -Ned Flanders.

Like, wow, man! Dig that crazy scene! I’m hip to this ad for sure! That band is smoking’ like a chimney, baby!

I bet Maynard G. Krebs bought a case of that cologne the instant he saw this.

Maynard G. Krebs

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5 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: Break out your bongos and dig this commercial for WWE cologne and perfume!"
  1. John C says:

    Vinny has always been a few years or in this case decades behind in what’s popular with the unwashed masses. I’m not a violent person but those dudes in the commercial looked very punchable to me and the only thing I wanted to buy was something to hit them with. And for Nick’s finisher how about The Boston Kreb or The Hep Cat: which is a hip toss into a reverse DDT combo.

  2. Jerm says:

    It’s Adam and George!

  3. Mister Forth says:

    Just like Vince to take something that’s out of date & try to act with it.

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