It Came From YouTube: Boy Tony

7 Submitted by on Sun, 10 March 2013, 00:00

Loyal Crapper Sean Bateman writes:

Even USWA gave us the debut of the Tasmaniac, who you know now as Taz (yes the Human Suplex Machine/the most miserable man on the planet Taz), Dragon Master (not Ricky Steamboat), Cyberpunks (PG-13 under masks), The Fat boys tag team with the names Meat and Potatoes, the Nation of Domination with Tracy Smothers with a African name, Jack Hammer (a Road Warrior reject), Wrestlecrap inductee Truth Commission and future Wrestlecrap inductee ‘BOY TONY,” Before you ask about Boy Tony, just picture Adrian Adonis and Boy George having a love child.

Okay, so here’s the thing… Is dressing up like Boy George supposed to make him a face because Culture Club was really popular at the time, or a heel because we’re supposed to think “them fags sure are weirdos”?

As a wrestling fan, am I supposed to cheer him or boo the guy? And why?

The fact that I have to even ask those questions makes this a WrestleCrap-worthy gimmick. I just don’t get the point of it.

Anyway, thanks for the submission, Sean!

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7 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: Boy Tony"
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    no problem and after seeing this again, I must gouge my eyes out

  2. Wrestlecrap's Janitor says:

    When did wrestling ever claim to have taste?

    We all watch what basically amounts to grown men in tights pretending to fight each other.

    Is it only natural that some men find it fitting to create effeminate characters to remind the men watching of their own masculinity?

    Or is it just insecurity?

    Hmm. Maybe I should consult a Genius.

  3. Paul R. from says:

    Is it me or does he look like John Travolta dressed as Boy George?

  4. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    Desert lovin’ in your eyes all the way, brother!

  5. Somerville Jim says:

    9 out of 10 times, Boy Tony wins every time.

  6. Wrestling Sickness says:

    I thought for sure it was going to be THIS Boy Tony video! Gotta love Tracy Smothers!


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