Headlies: Triple H’s Sledgehammer To Be Inducted Into The WWE Hall Of Fame

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Greenwich, CT – On tonight’s edition of Monday Night Raw, the WWE will announce that the first induction for this year’s Hall Of Fame ceremony will be none other than Triple H’s Sledgehammer.

The sledgehammer, a long-time ally of the former world champion and current COO of WWE, has been a member of the WWE roster for over 15 years. Many wrestling experts feel the induction is long overdue.

“Well it’s about time,” said Wrestling Observer’s Dave Meltzer. “You’re talking about one of the most influential characters of the past 20 years. Not just in the WWE, but in all of wrestling. The sledgehammer helped Triple H win so many important matches throughout his career. Who knows where he would be right now without the sledgehammer.”

“I can’t think of anyone or anything that deserves this more than my sledgehammer,” said Triple H. “Whether it was to prove how totally mega evil I was or to just get out of being booked into a corner, the sledgehammer was always there for me. I just…I’m so happy for him. It will truly be an honor to induct my one true love into the WWE Hall Of Fame,” he said with tears welling in his eyes.

Details are still being finalized, but there is word that the sledgehammer’s favorite singer Peter Gabriel will be performing at the Hall of Fame induction ceremony.

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10 Responses to "Headlies: Triple H’s Sledgehammer To Be Inducted Into The WWE Hall Of Fame"
  1. John C says:

    Hopefully Sledgy, as his close friends call him, will be inducted by his little brother, the hammer used to ring the timekeeper’s bell.

  2. Geoff says:

    Comments from others:

    TL Hopper’s toilet plunger: I was there long before he was and I was used a lot in a lot of good ways. How come I didn’t get inducted into the hall of fame,.

    Jerry Lawler’s crown: Eh, it’s about time that something good happened to that kid. I was never used much by Jerry himself but I was proud to sit atop his head. (being of old age, he starts to mumble to himself before falling asleep)

    Kane’s mask: Yeah I knew Sledgy before he became big time. Man, the guy sure hits hard, he’s been used a couple of times on me and I always came out the worse for wear. The only one who hits stronger than him is the fists on that guy they call the Phenom. I’m sure Little Hamm is so proud of him right now.

    The Steel Chair: He’s a good guy. Likes to hang out under the ring alot or in Hunter’s locker room because you know, he is important. Hunter wouldn’t be where he is today without him around. But I like the guy and he has a hard punch.

    Hornswoggle: (does the crotch chop over and over again then laughs maniacally to himself before skittering off)

  3. Skinnyfatass says:

    Is Betsy (Triple H’s shovel) going in next year?

  4. Alexandru says:

    Wonder When Cena’s, Hunter’s, and Hogan’s golden shovel’s will be inducted

  5. CF says:

    1) “Presenting the award: Gallagher!”

    2) The sledgehammer is COO? Much is explained…. >;)

  6. John C says:

    Sister Sledge has begun negotiations to sing their hit song We Are Family to accompany Triple & Nipple H as they head to their seats for the Hall of Fame Ceremony.

  7. Geoff says:

    There is growing concern in the TLC contingent that this will go to SLedgy’s head. There is already a petition going around from Chair # 2 explaining that if he does get inducted, he should promise not to run for president. Just the governor of California but that’s only because he wasn’t made in this country.

  8. Hulk6785 says:

    This is BULLSHIT!!!! The Sledgehammer gets in before Rick Martel’s Arrogance sprayer, Jimmy Hart’s Megaphone, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan’s 2×4, and Mr. Fuji’s cane!!!!? Man, fuck this company!

  9. MistaMaddog says:

    With the introduction speech by none other than Triple H’s burial shovel…

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