Headlies: Milk Truck To Induct Kurt Angle Into The WWE Hall Of Fame

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Waterloo, WI: WWE officials have announced that Kurt Angle will be inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame by none other than the milk truck that he drove to the ring on Monday Night Raw in 2001.

Speculation as to who was going to induct Angle ran rampant last week in many corners of the internet. Some suggested Chris Jericho, Rikishi, or The Rock while others guessed that it might be Shawn Michaels or Samoa Joe. One Reddit user was banned for life after suggesting Jeff Jarrett.

The Milk Truck spent several years on the independent wrestling scene following his historic moment on Raw before retiring in 2010. It occasionally makes appearances at wrestling conventions and the Cauliflower Alley Club. Currently, the Milk Truck works on a dairy farm in Waterloo, Wisconsin.

“Vrooooooooom!” said the Milk Truck when asked about inducting Angle.

“I always talked about the three I’s, but there was actually a fourth one,” said Angle. “You can’t spell ‘milk truck’ without I. It’s true, it’s true!”

“It was a long and difficult decision,” said Vince McMahon. “Kurt has a storied career here in the WWE, having incredible matches with many different Superstars. Initially, we were going to go with my son Shane, but we are going to have Shane’s testicles induct Kane next year and didn’t want to use him two years in a row. Milk truck is the way to go. Maybe that’ll finally get Dixie Carter to stop calling me asking if she can do it.”

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8 Responses to "Headlies: Milk Truck To Induct Kurt Angle Into The WWE Hall Of Fame"
  1. John C says:

    Fast forward to Hall of Fame Induction night when Dixie gets stopped at the rear entrance, in a Milk Truck disguise.

    “Vroom vroom, y’all I’m the milk truck here to induct Kurt Angle into this here Impact Hall of Fame. I can prove it to you, watch me squirt out some milk here.”

    As Dixie began to unbutton the top to her Milk Truck costume and provide her lactal proof, Nipple H arrived and began screaming in her gentle voice, “SECURITY!!!!, SECURITY!!!!!”

    Dixie Truck fled the scene leaving behind a milky trail of sorrow.

  2. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:


  3. Alvin says:

    They’re just setting this up for his long awaited feud against Beer Truck, which in turn is just a marketing stunt for Budweiser to sell its new flavor, Bud Dairy.

  4. S1mon86 says:

    WWE was going to ask the Canadian Olympic team to do it but we are unsure if one exists

  5. CF says:

    I think I saw that milk truck being sold at Barrett-Jackson Scottsdale this past weekend….

  6. Geoff says:

    Hall of fame exhibition 4 Way Fatal match: Milk Truck vs. Beer Truck vs. Hearse vs. Ambulance Big money that. The winner gets into the hall of fame. I’d go with Hearse myself.

  7. Geoff says:

    Scratch that: make it a 6 man brawl for all last man standing: Milk Truck vs. Beer Truck vs. Hearse vs. Ambulance vs. Stretch Limo vs. Low Rida w/ Austin’s ATV as the special ref

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