Headlies: Member of Insane Clown Posse Interrupts Survivor Series

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St. Louis, MO – The WWE Universe was shocked during the main event of Survivor Series when a member of the Detroit rap group Insane Clown Posse came to the ring and fought company COO Triple H.

ICP has a long history in professional wrestling, appearing in WWE, WCW, and ECW, as well as creating their own federation, Juggalo Championship Wrestling. Though they haven’t been seen in WWE since the Attitude Era, many of their fans, dubbed Juggalos, believed their return was imminent.

Chants of “Whoop whoop!” and “Ninja!” rang through the crowd as the man called Sting made his way down the aisle. Several Juggalos and Juggalettes in attendance chugged orange Faygo, the official soda of choice for ICP, in celebration. His face painted in the group’s iconic black and white makeup, Sting interrupted the main event to give Team Cena the win. Many believe this is an attempt by ICP to promote their new EP, “House Of Wax”.

Behind the scenes, WWE officials were not pleased with the intrusion.

“Who the hell does those clowns think they are?” barked Vince McMahon at WWE director Kevin Dunn. “Malenko, do you know anything about this? Didn’t they name an album after you or something? This isn’t the Gathering Of The Juggalos! People here have pants on, for McMahon’s sake!”

McMahon has already responded by resurrecting the defunct Smackdown! Records label and released his first diss track, “Be A Man, Stinger!”

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5 Responses to "Headlies: Member of Insane Clown Posse Interrupts Survivor Series"
  1. John C says:

    This will lead to a match at Wrestlemania between Sting, Vampiro & ICP taking on Doinks with Authority: Doink Mercury, Doink Noble, Doink Brisco & Doink Patterson.

  2. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    This is like something out of one of my nightmares! Great job! 🙂

  3. Geoff says:

    Though you do have to admit that the Oddities had one of the coolest theme songs of that era.

  4. BaltoJim says:

    For McMahon’s sake, indeed. McMahon-dammit!

  5. Chris says:

    ICP back in the wrestling world hell yeah things were starting to get boring we need the attitude era to come back

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