Stamford, CT – Sportskeeda.com has produced a list of potential names for current and future WWE and NXT wrestlers and personalities.
“For one reason or another, a lot of WWE talent have had their names changed,” said writer Kumal Barthwal. “Sometimes it’s a shortening to just a first or last name like Rusev or Andrade. Other times it’s a completely new name like Ivar or Rick Bugez. An anonymous source has provided us with a list of names the WWE writing staff is using.”
The list of the names includes:
Chud Gunderson
Michael McMichael
Benny Alpha
Poop Emoji
Anna Mal
Bill Phrooks
Chuffed Bagwell
Moosejaw Saskatchewan
The Snuggler
Chuck Steak
Bell Peppers
Kit Kat
Lemon Squares
Hotdog Buns
Chocolate Chip Waffles
Baby Wipes
Honey Oats
RC Cola
2% Milk
Turkeysandwich No-Mayo
While many fans suspect that the leaked names is actually a partial a grocery list, several WWE staff writers have confirmed that that those are, in fact, potential wrestler names.
Chud Gunderson LOL
The WWE staff writers have confirmed the announcers will be getting new names. Only one has been confirmed so far – Byron Saxton will be referred to as Awful.
Apparently a Bar Be Cuesauce was permanently crossed off the list. Moosejaw Saskatchewan and Chuck Steak would be good candidates. As pornnames Hotdog Buns, Bell Peppers, and Kit Kat have great potential.
2% Milk will be the name for a “retired” Kurt Angle when he returns wearing a mask like Hulk Hogan as Mr. America.
People will be lead to believe it’s the “retired” Kurt Angle when in fact it’s his “retired” son Jason Jordan.
The only one that has no shot is Anna Mal. To close to late porn actress Anna Malle. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
There was a guy that wrestled on the indies in Texas in the 90s, his gimmick name was Street Milk. Maybe he’s writing for the WWE now, you never know.
Moose Jaw Saskatchewan is a legit.