Headlies: Lars Sullivan’s Dyslexic Brother Sral Joins NXT

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Winter Park, FL – Recent NXT breakout star Lars Sullivan was shocked to discover that his younger brother Sral, who from the learning disability Dyslexia, has signed with NXT. The addition of his previously unknown brother to NXT has worsened an already strained relationship.

“He’s always following me wherever I go!” said Lars as his stomp his foot in frustration. “The mall, the movies, and now the Performance Center. He even beat up Lio Rush just because I did.”

Lars even called his mother to complain, to no avail.

“Mom says you have to be nice to me,” said Sral while snuggling his pet bunny. “She also said you have to share your Playstation, and share some of your chicken nuggets, and we should win the NXT tag team championship.”

“I am unequivocally, emphatically, and categorically against this idea,” declared Lars. “How do I know you’ll be able to handle yourself in the ring?”

“I’ve been working really hard on the monkey bars and swings down at the playground and I’m ready,” said Sral. “I’ll be just like my hero, Kassius Nooh!”

“Wait, do you mean Kassius Ohno?” asked Lars. “My most hated enemy?!”

“Yup! Kassius Nooh is going to be the best XNT champion!” declared Sral. “Oh, mom also says you need to take out the trash and make you best too.”

Lars left in a huff as his brother as he searched the Performance Center to introduce his bunny to the rest of the roster.

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9 Responses to "Headlies: Lars Sullivan’s Dyslexic Brother Sral Joins NXT"
  1. Adam says:

    So, Almas would be the DDP here?

  2. Ryan says:

    What happened to last week’s induction?

  3. ThePWBPoster says:

    This reminds me much of Ren And Stimpy and Ren’s brother Sven. Turns out Sven is a lot like Stimpy…

    I totally approve of this, come on WWE can use this on the main roster it would be great!!

  4. TheGreat31 says:

    Just a friendly heads up, you omitted the word “suffers” in the first paragraph.

    • Felicity says:

      Also “as his stomp his foot” should be “as he stomped his foot.” “Make you best” should be (I assume) “make your bed,” unless it was intentional in the sense that Sral has verbal dyslexia too. On a related note, “Lars left in a huff as his brother as he searched the Performance Center” should be “Lars left in a huff as his brother searched the Performance Center” unless the idea is that Lars has a split personality and left to search while believing he was Sral. 🙂

  5. Rob says:

    But Kevin Sullivan’s brother wasn’t Nivek. It was Evad (Dave).

    I find it hard to believe that Lars’s brother would be Sral. Only reason Evad was Evad was because Evad thought he was spelling dave correctly. You’re telling me their mother named both children Lars? Highly doubtful.

  6. MistaMaddog says:

    Just wait till his brother becomes the World’s Biggest Reignsamaniac…

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