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Hit out of the park with the anniversary of Katie Vick.
Also, mad props for the Blazing Saddles reference.
Absolute kudos on a Blazing Saddle joke. Just don’t give MLB Commish Bud Selig ideas; he’s losing it at the same speed Vince is at times.
So now we’re moving towards Big Show and Orton feuding over the title. This is why the Orton vs Bryan angle is going to go down in history as wrestlecrap. Having Orton steal the title was a brilliant angle, but in typical new era WWE fashion they failed to follow up on, will have buried a potential main eventer, and moved the stale established star onto an equally stale ‘legitimate’ contender.
Really hope I’m wrong, but this is just what fans have come to expect.
That’s silly … it’s going to be Big Show and HHH feuding over the title.
You forgot to mention that someone must have “screwed her brains out.”
Seems like the best explanation for the stories in WWE lately.
This might be your funniest ensemble yet. Excellent work!!
Thank you for the Blazing Saddles reference. Genuine LOL moment that had my girlfriend go “what’s so funny”, and then she read it and found it funny.
What are the odds, that despite Orton/Bryan is the title match in the cell with the special ref, that HHH/Show goes on last in three weeks?
GUMMI SAVER reference woo!
Also that “Shart Shooter” pic doesn’t even need the bottom sentence.
“RE-FUND! RE-FUND!” should replace “THIS IS AWESOME!” toot sweet …
Loved the Street Fighter and Cthulu references.
These continue to be the funniest thing on the whole site.
Blazjng saddles, wiz of oz and horing on nipple h this might be the best one ever
All I remember about last night’s Raw was that Michael Cole broke kayfabe during the Real Americans – Satino/Khali rematch and said and I quote “He’s got Dylan….err Hornswoggle in the Giant swing (reference to Hornswoggle’s real first name).
Is it really breaking kayfabe when he just screwed up and forgot to use the guy’s character’s name?
Did anyone else find it ironic that Finlay was actually trying to stop a fight?
I’m a little surprised he didn’t mention John Cena’s return in any of the memes. I can’t imagine he’ll be jobbing to mid-carders and comedy acts if he wins the WHC, which should hopefully help restore some credibility to the title.
Mel Brooks takes the cake, pure awesomesauce