Just a quick note that I’ve posted all the past Gooker Award Winners for your reading “pleasure”. Check them out from the main menu under the Inductions section or by clicking rightchere!...
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Curtain Jerker 1/30/13: Use Your Illusion
26 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 30 January 2013, 08:00Forgot to set one of these up before bed, so I’m on my smart phone to ask this: What common spot or custom in wrestling takes you out of the illusion? For me, when an opponent removes the monitors from the commentary desk before putting an opponent through. Wouldn’t you WANT them to injure your hated rival?...
So some grotty muppet took the piss out of you. OR CALLED YOU A TEENY WEENER Or stole your polio leg braces and made you crawl home Fact is, kids are bullied every day; in school or at the playground And it’s time for these kids to do what’s right. But not by being no little sissy-boy star! By growing Continue Reading...
Some of you may know that, for the last couple of years, I’ve lent a hand with the internet’s oldest wrestling awards, the RSPW Awards. If you’re unfamiliar with them, they were founded in 1990 by a wrestling scribe named Herb Kunze, and run by him until the late 1990s. That’s when Christopher Robin Zimmerman took over (CRZ to people Continue Reading...
SEAN CARLESS PHOTOSHOP PARODY: GRAND THEFT AUTO: PARTS UNKNOWN.
5 Submitted by Sean Carless on Fri, 25 January 2013, 08:33With the news of THQ relinquishing their license of WWE’s video game franchise (you can only run over a shocked and unaware Teddy Long so many times before it gets just slightly less hilarious) to Rockstar Games’ parent company of Take-Two Interactive, this finally opened the door for a dream game I have envisioned and even partially designed for the Continue Reading...
SEAN CARLESS’S “IT *DIDN’T* REALLY COME FROM WWE.COM!” : WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
8 Submitted by Sean Carless on Tue, 22 January 2013, 04:35I don’t think Joey Styles likes his job anymore… 🙁 (Click pic to enlarge screenshot.)...
Vince Chooses the Hall of Fame Class (A Justin Henry Parody)
15 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 21 January 2013, 13:00Alright, so we know we’re going with Mick as the headliner for the Hall of Fame. All we need now are five or six more people that aren’t on bad terms with us, disqualified because their spouse is bitter at us for how they died on the job, or committed a crime heinous enough that FOXNews and CNN are going Continue Reading...
Some people are ringing the oft-rung death-bell for TNA, after word came out that the company would revert to a schedule of four PPVs a year: Genesis (January), Lockdown (April), Slammiversary (June), and Bound For Glory (October). The remainder of the schedule is filled in with pre-taped, lower-cost PPVs with themes based on tag teams, the X Division, et al. Continue Reading...