This is the infamous wrestler selection screen from the 1994 SNES WCW Superbrawl video game. I just love the audio clips of the wrestlers- from Not Ron Simmons, to Rick “It’s Not My Fault!” Steiner. Here’s Joe Gagne’s excellent review of the game....
Category Archives: Someone Bought This
Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.
14″ (Well Endowed) Edge Figure Blade: I’m sure that most Crappers have at one time in their life owned a wrestling action figure. But what’s a fan to do if Jakks decides to never make one of your favorite wrestler? Well, then it’s time to break out the clay and paint and customize one. For instance, RD has a custom-made Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWF/WWE “With Authority!” online collectable card game
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 27 February 2013, 15:59This is the WWF/WWE “With Authority!” online collectable card game which came out in 2001. Here’s what the official website looked like in the Spring of 2001. Apparently the game wasn’t popular enough to stay around more than a few years but a small core group of fans are still playing it. I guess the concept sounds like fun, but… I Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This Classic: Dave Batista Cereal
3 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 26 February 2013, 09:00Batista Cereals Com Chocolate! Mark Cardoso writes: “From Azores, Portugal comes the WWE Batista Flakes. A cereal some unknown that Big Dave himself chuckled at it when I brought it to him to be autographed.” RD: “Dave may be laughing, but as for myself, I am somewhat scarred, perhaps irreparably and for life. After all, is it just me, Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: John Cena Silly Bandz
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 February 2013, 04:35 Here are some John Cena Silly Bandz. Loyal Crapper Chris Morgan writes: John Cena Silly Bandz make sense. Kids love John Cena. Kids love things than transform. So why wouldn’t they enjoy these cheap plastic bracelets, even if one of them looks a lot like the Chevrolet logo. However, what is interesting is the Amazon page I found these Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Phone
11 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 15 February 2013, 09:00Stone Cold Phone Coming to you from the WWF’s Attitude Era merchandise oversaturation machine, The Stone Cold Phone! Now you too can reach out and touch someone with the can of whoop ass you could open up on family, friends and bill collectors. “How do I know I didn’t pay $11.95 for Cheeks and Thong’s Up in Stroke on the Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Massive Mid-South Wrestling DVD library
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 06 February 2013, 00:00 Yes, you too can own the Mid-South Wrestling library on 101 DVDs for the bargain price of just $1553.22 (but at least the shipping is free!)....
Someone Bought This: A customized wrestling figure of yourself!
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 31 January 2013, 18:48I just found this and absolutely had to share it with you, fellow Crappers! This website allows you to make your own custom action figure in either gender, and dress it pretty much any way you want- a business person, professional, sports figure (baseball player, football player, etc), or yes; even a Pro Wrestler! You pick the body type/gender, ethnicity, Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: John Cena Backpack Pal
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 30 January 2013, 00:00AGGGGGGHHHHHHH! “Can’t sleep! John Cena’ll eat me…” If someone had gotten this for me as a gift as a child, I’d have had nightmare about it coming to life and trying to kill me like Chucky The Killer Doll from the Child’s Play movies! Next thing you know, The John Cena Backpack Pal will go around threatening Rick Steiner with Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Fantasy Concept DVDs and Blu-Rays
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 January 2013, 00:00This time I have something a little different for you. Technically nobody has bought this, but I bet they would if they could! WWEDVDNews.com is a great resource for WWE/TNA DVD and Blu-Ray news and reviews. They also have some great features on Coliseum Home Video releases in their Coliseum Corner. The reason I’m featuring them here is they have created Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Cheesy 80’s Australian Women’s Wrestling introductions
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 23 January 2013, 00:00Crapper Alyson Guard submitted this in the comments section of another article and wrote: I didn’t know where else to send this, but my sole ambition in life is to make this clip from an Australian Womens Wrestling video VHS tape from the early 90s famous… The introductions of the wrestlers are just extraordinary, if ANYTHING has to come from Youtube, Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube Classic: “Diamond” Dan Garza!
3 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 21 January 2013, 09:00RD Reynolds: Finally, my mentor and friend, “Diamond Dan” Garza, has made it to YouTube! Check out the Splendid Gem taking on the Snowman, who unfortunately is not portrayed by Jerry Reed. I sure hope Miss LA (that would be LAURA ANGELIQUE) doesn’t see that chick in the bikini leading you out to the ring, pally. Oh, and fellow Crappers, Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Lame John Cena Halloween Costume
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 16 January 2013, 00:00Next Halloween; why bother buying your child an actual Cena baseball cap and shirt, and add some denim cut-off shorts from WalMart when you can just buy this cheap, cheesy, and tacky costume instead? Turn your child into a laughingstock all in the name of saving a few bucks! Hope you enjoy watching the other kids beat the snot out Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: “Macho Man” Randy Savage “Romeo And Juliet” Slim Jim Commercial
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 13 January 2013, 04:33Devoted Crapper Chris Morgan writes: Macho Man Randy Savage was a garish gentleman, but he was a man with a simple dream. He wanted us to enjoy juicy beef. He wanted us to enjoy spice. He wanted us to put snooty community theater directors in their place. And if that all could be done by somebody snapping into a Slim Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This Classic: Layla’s Oranges
2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 12 January 2013, 12:37RD Reynolds: Ok, I’ve been doing these columns for like five years or something, and just when I think nothing can top the latest most ridiculous item wrestling companies have tried to pawn off on fans, I find WWE selling oranges autographed by Layla. Let me repeat this: “What’s tangy and sweet, good for you and looks good in orange? Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: “Macho Man” Randy Savage and “Dr. Death” Steve Williams tattoos
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 January 2013, 00:00Long-time Crapper Dustin Nichols was nice enough to share his awesome wrestling tattoos (!) with us. He writes the following: I don’t know if this technically counts, but I thought I’d share my two wrestling-related tattoos with you. They are tributes to my late friend, “Dr. Death” Steve Williams and “Macho Man” Randy Savage. -Dustin Nichols Very cool, Dustin! I especially love Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania Revisited
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 10 January 2013, 00:00Fellow Crapper Chris Morgan was nice enough to submit this week’s “It Came From YouTube” and wrote the following: Ah, Pastamania! Not just the foremost provider of Hulk Hogan themed pasta dishes, but a muse to us all. It inspired the Hulkster himself to defeat Big Bubba, but it inspired me as well. As a comedy-type person, I was required Continue Reading...
Kimberly Page Head Text by Blade Braxton You know, Ebay is a wondrous invention. Why, where else can you find pieces of toast with the Virgin Mary’s face on them that go for thousands of dollars, or shell out almost $100 for five minute phone calls with either Ron Simmons or Buff Bagwell? Definitely some weird stuff out there, and yours Continue Reading...
Red Rooster T-Shirt Fellow Crapper Liu writes: “While words can do no justice to the craptitude of that shirt, there are plenty of words to describe the weirdo who paid $405 for it! One would think that Terry Taylor would had hunted down and burned every last one of those in existence by now.” RD: Yeah, that one’s bad, but this Continue Reading...
King Haku…Now WITH Crown as Illustrated!!
0 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 27 December 2012, 14:28King Haku – FINALLY – WITH CROWN!!!!!!! Thanks to countless Crappers who mailed this one in – the new Haku figure does, indeed, COME WITH CROWN AS ILLUSTRATED! Let us all burn our old Apter mags that have mocked us for years. LONG LIVE THE KING!...
Gagne Raiders Action Figures With God as my witness, I am not making this up. Apparently, the fine folks at Remco thought it would be a fine and dandy idea to not only release a Greg Gagne wrestling figure, but also a set with he and Curt Hennig in camo as GAGNE’S RAIDERS. Yes, this REALLY HAPPENED. Here’s the proof: Continue Reading...
Custom Made Wrestler Bowling Pins From loyal crapper Dax Norman: “Hey man. love the site. So much, in fact, I decided to make my own wrestlecrap. I hope you enjoy.” RD: But where’s the Dusty Rhodes bowling ball? ...
Dollar Store WWE Havoc Unleashed Wrestling Ring (AKA Naked Dave Batista Wrapping Paper) Text By Blade Braxton Two for the price of one here on Wrestlecrap this week, as I encountered one hideous item at a local discount store (Big Lots) this week. We all know Ashley’s Playboy issue is soon to be on sale, as she follows in the footsteps Continue Reading...
Christmas Present from C. Thomas Howell Blade Braxton: As mentioned on the radio show, I received a X-Mas gift from C.Thomas Howell. For those who do not remember, he was the star of the horrid 80’s movie, Soul Man, in which he plays a white guy who pretends to be black in order to receive a scholarship into Harvard. For Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Katie Vick’s Cheerleader Outfit
2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:46Katie Vick’s Cheerleader Outfit A little less than a month ago it was brought to my attention that the actual, real live (well, as live as cotton can be) outfit that none other than Katie Vick wore on WWE television was going to be auctioned off on WWE.com. I got a ton of emails about it, and I laughed whole Continue Reading...
WRESTLECRAP 2012 GIFT GUIDE! Text by “The Big Cheese” Paul Kraft & RD Reynolds – Submit Your Requests Here! Perhaps like many of us, the mad dash to the Christmas finish line has you, as a parent of a WWE loving child, completely stressed out, unsure of what to purchase. NO PROBLEM! At WrestleCrap, we got ya covered with our handy dandy Christmas gift guide! Continue Reading...