Since today is WrestleMania 29, I thought it was appropriate to post this song that celebrates all that is WrestleMania. Crapper Chris Brown writes: I saw today that there’s a re-post of RD’s classic induction of the not-so-classic WrestleMania: The Album. I thought it’d be fitting for “It Came From YouTube” to feature the music video for the opening track, which Continue Reading...
Category Archives: Someone Bought This
Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.
Someone Bought This: WrestleMania 29 Mohawk hat (for women!)
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 06 April 2013, 20:57Believe it or not, I found this WrestleMania 29 Mohawk Hat in the Women’s section of the WWE Shop website. I just can’t believe the WWE expects this thing to appeal to women (or anyone with a pulse, for that matter). I don’t know what’s worse- the bright blue mohawk itself, or the goofy dangly ball things that end up going to Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: TNA Dixie Carter figure
23 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 04 April 2013, 21:35Yes, you can now buy your own TNA Impact Wrestling Dixie Carter figure for just $29.99 plus shipping. And better yet; it’s autographed by Dixie herself! License To Become A Collectable! They even have a little contest going. I’ll let them explain: Buy your exclusive autographed Action Figure of TNA President Dixie Carter from ShopTNA.com. Then, follow @TNADixie on Twitter and post a picture Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWF LCD Handheld video games
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 April 2013, 00:00These two handheld video games were released in the early 1990’s by Tiger (WWF Superstars) and Acclaim (WWF Royal Rumble) respectively. I’ve never played these particular games, but I remember handheld LCD games were a great time-waster even if the graphics were primitive. They weren’t as advanced as the original Game Boy but they were a lot cheaper and still Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE Superstars Piggy Banks including John Cena!
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 01 April 2013, 19:19Crapper Terrence Gordon found these… um, interesting WWE Superstar Piggy Banks including the John Cena one pictured above. He writes: HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT CENA PIGGYBANKS! When the bank is full it will never break because pigcena wont sell your moves. I’ve got to give them points for creativity with some of those. The custom touches for each character’s Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WrestleMania 29 cow
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 31 March 2013, 12:46 Crapper Zane Pasley sent in this WrestleMania 29 cow that you can buy at the WWE Shop. They’re really milking this WrestleMania thing for all it’s worth…...
Someone Bought This- Crush S.T.O.M.P figure with ironic accessory
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 30 March 2013, 00:00Crapper Jackson Adamczak sent in this Crush S.T.O.M.P figure and writes: I just saw the Ivan Putski “Someone Bought This,” and made me wonder if you ever inducted the WWF S.T.O.M.P. action figures? I mean, Crush had a bullet proof vest and a GUN. I think R.D already inducted these S.T.O.M.P figures before, but yeah, these are weird. There’s an Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Sickly-looking Ivan Putski figure
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 March 2013, 00:00Crapper Jordan Mishkin submitted this auction link and writes: Who wouldn’t want an “Ivan Putski with Leprosy” action figure? Ewww!...
It Came From YouTube: Stone Cold Steve Austin plays with WWF Jakks figures (commercial)
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 25 March 2013, 00:00This is a WWF Jakks figure From 1997. I just love this ad and the idea that badass Stone Cold Steve Austin plays with wrestling figures in his spare time. He’s hilarious “playing” here: “How’s it going, Vince?” “Hey, wait just a minute…” I like how they used actual Vince sound clips in this to re-create the moment. This just Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan Honey Nut Cheerios cereal Commercial
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 March 2013, 00:00What I really want to know is why Hulk Hogan decided he would never eat nuts and honey? Did he mean he’d never eat them together (which seems like a really odd combination of food outside of this cereal) or separately at all, or what? Hulk wouldn’t have minded if the Honey Nut Cheerios bee had stung him, because he’s Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Jesse “The Body” Ventura sings (kinda) in “The Body Rules” music video
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 23 March 2013, 19:55This is the music video for Jesse “The Body” Ventura’s obscure 1984 single “The Body Rules”. Yes, this came out a year before The Wrestling Album! It’s Jesse Ventura essentially rapping (I don’t know what else to call it- I hesitate to call it “singing”) over some really bland guitar riffs. Here’s what the picture disc single looks like. It’s actually kind of Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth wedding photos
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 March 2013, 00:00 Crappers, we need your help with those photos! ZeeDeevel7 sent in this set of promotional photos from the “wedding” of The Macho Man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth from SummerSlam 91. Boy, they really went all out in promoting this “wedding”, didn’t they? He does not know where they came from or how he got them. Does anyone know Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Breakable window and wall wrestling figure playset
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 21 March 2013, 00:00I’m sure many of you Crappers remembers the classic moment when Shawn Michaels super-kicked Marty Jannetty and then tossed him through The Barber Shop window, right? Now you too can re-create that memorable moment any time you want with this Breakable Window And Wall Playset from WrestlingSuperStore.com! I love it! I mean, how cool is that? WWE and Hasbro totally Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Von Erich Brothers’ “Pizza Inn” commercial
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 20 March 2013, 00:00The Von Erich Brothers aren’t just Wrestling Experts- they’re Pizza Experts, too! Unfortunately, what they aren’t are Acting Experts. This commercial makes me want four things really bad: 1. Awesome 80’s feathered hair 2. A nifty polo shirt. 3. Some of those tasty-looking blueberry muffins. 4. A time machine so I can go back in time to take advantage of Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Rocky III Thunderlips Hulk Hogan figure
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 19 March 2013, 20:26It’s the official action figure of (Hulk Hogan as) Thunderlips from Rocky III!...
Someone Bought This: Michael Buffer microphone toy
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 19 March 2013, 19:39“TALK HERE” Yeah, thanks for explaining the concept of how a microphone works, guys… What kind of loser kid aspires to be Michael Buffer instead of a wrestler, anyway?...
Someone Bought This: Michael Buffer WCW figure
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 19 March 2013, 19:36It’s a WCW Michael Buffer action figure from ToyBiz. I think they had to stick him with DDP and Scott Steiner just so kids would buy it. What kind of kid gets excited about a Michael Buffer figure? I hear that if you buy it today, they replace Michael with a generic ring announcer for licensing reasons… “Leeeeet’s Get Ready Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This Classic: Kerry Von Erich Puzzle
17 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 19 March 2013, 09:00From Fellow Crapper Casey Carr: “Oh man is this ever gay: I “heart” Kerry Von Erich black & white puzzle. It has 1985 on it. As you can see all peices are there and it will remain together for shipping. 10×13″ RD: I like the fact that they are keeping the pieces together for shipping. I guess they figure someone dumb Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Overpriced WrestleMania 29 folding chair
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 18 March 2013, 20:12Kmart has the nerve to sell this WWE WrestleMania 29 folding chair featuring the WrestleMania 29 logo, and The Rock, Brock Lesnar, and John Cena’s faces for $129.99! Even as a collectable piece, that’s a crazy asking price. But wait! Right now you can get it for “just” $79.99 if you buy $30 worth of (already overpriced) WWE merchandise at Kmart. What a deal! Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Vibrating (?) WCW figures
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 18 March 2013, 04:01Crapper Zeedeevel7 submitted this picture and writes: The link is for a vibrating Sting action figure. There were numerous ones in this line. I do not know why a vibrating sting would be a good thing. Needless to say I was just happy to have a Sting figure with his new look. Well, that’s easy- they made these to get Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Mean Gene interviews Mr. Brell from “No Holds Barred”
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 17 March 2013, 15:51I’d have to be a real Jock-Ass not to share this video that R.D sent me. It’s Mean Gene interviewing Mr. Brell from “No Holds Barred”! This guy is so great....
Someone Bought This: WWE Jumpin’ Jammerz Footed Pajamas for adults
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 14 March 2013, 00:00Remember those one-piece pajamas with the feet that you’d wear as a toddler? Well, now they make them for adults, too. They call them “Jumpin’ Jammerz”. And they have several WWE-themed ones including John Cena, Rey Mysterio, and The Rock. I’m sure they’re very comfortable and keep you warm at night. I’d be willing to look like a complete idiot Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWF Sleeping Bag
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 13 March 2013, 13:27Fellow WrestleCrap contributor Shane aka RamboHomerMcFly sent in this picture of his WWF Sleeping Bag and writes: The sleeping bag in question is in storage but I found this pic online that’s exactly like mine. it’s a small bag; I fit in it perfectly when i was 7. I’ve had it for 28 years, I think, I think and it’s still Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WCW Alex Wright toy car
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 11 March 2013, 21:28Oh boy, it’s a WCW Alex Wright toy car! Really, how much crossover could there be between Alex Wright fans, racing fans, and toy car collectors? That’s a pretty specific demographic they’re targeting with this thing. This is more like the kind of toy your Grandma or Aunt whom you only see once a year buys you for Christmas because Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Scott Steiner’s Freak Tunes: The Big Poppa Pump Soundtrack
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 11 March 2013, 00:00 When I first spotted this Scott Steiner “Freak Tunes” CD on Amazon my head filled with glorious visions of Scott in a cheap, ill-fitting rented tuxedo with that stupid chain-mail thing on his head, singing/screaming a song like Glo-Worm to a cheesy Karaoke background track at an airport in the middle of nowhere. How fantastic would that have been? I Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Outdated 2013 WWE Divas Calendar
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 10 March 2013, 00:00My fellow Partner In Crap Art0Donnell writes: Here’s a WWE calendar for Divas fans and gamblers alike. Take bets on which Divas will still be employed by the company by the time their month comes up! Four of the featured Divas didn’t even make it to 2013 (Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Bella Twins), while Eve quit two weeks into the year. Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Macho Man Randy Savage- Be A Man rap single
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 09 March 2013, 00:00From 2003. Randy Savage disses Hulk Hogan in a rap! I think this is a legitimacy good song (unlike say; any of Hulk Hogan’s music). Savage’s raspy voice worked well in the context of a diss rap. Do any of you Crappers own Randy’s rap album? Let us know in the comments section below!...
Someone Bought This: Macho Man Randy Savage Slim Jim Lunch box
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 06 March 2013, 00:00From the mid-90’s, here’s a Macho Man Randy Savage Slim Jim lunch box. Perfect for your lunch, or for hoarding your Slim Jim stash. Did you ever have any wrestling-realted lunchboxes? Let us know in the comments section below!...
Someone Bought This: Kane “Embrace Your Evil” Door Hanger
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 06 March 2013, 00:00It’s always good for parents to encourage their young children to be evil, isn’t it? The WWE’s Marketing Department really mystifies me, sometimes. But really, most kids don’t start “embracing their evil” at least ’till they hit puberty if you know what I mean…...
Someone Bought This: TNA Kurt Angle Halloween Costume
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 04 March 2013, 01:52Crapper Cody Kise write: Saw this in a Halloween store and had to share it. The mask makes the kid look less like Kurt Angle, and more like Michael Stipe from R.E.M… …if he took a break from touring to get really jacked-up and become an overtly Patriotic Olympic wrestler (StipeSlam.com. I bet that URL’s not taken…). I can just Continue Reading...