Category Archive for "Someone Bought This" | WrestleCrap

Someone Bought This: A hideous Hornswoggle ring

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 04 August 2017, 02:00

It’s a Hornswoggle ring. And boy, oh boy is it ugly! Someone bought this? Really?!… Even if you’re Ringo Starr and a huge Hornswoggle mark no top of that, I don’t understand why you would buy such an ugly thing....

Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal

21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 30 July 2017, 04:00

In 2000 WCW released three different cereals with Sting, Goldberg, and Bret Hart. With this Bret Hart variety you just pour some ice cold milk into it and it goes “Snap! Crackle! Whine!”. All the pink cereal box really does is remind me of Punch Crunch cereal which featured Gay Popeye in Hippo form (!) as a mascot shilling unashamedly Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The NWO talking Sting bop bag says really stupid things when you hit him!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 28 July 2017, 02:00

Crapper Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this talking NWO Sting Battlin’ Bop Bag! Yes, now you too can punch Sting square in his stupid lobster-face mush! Bryan has this to say… Featuring the classic Sting lines like “aaahhhh!” and “I’m the Stinger and I’ll sting ya!” “Haauuuhhh!”? What kind of sound is that?! Does Sting need more fiber Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Creepy WWF toddler dolls

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 July 2017, 02:00

We’ve featured the Stone Cold Steve Austin porcelain baby doll before, but they actually made more of these hideous abominations! They made toddler dolls of Chyna and The Rock! Who on Earth are these supposed to appeal to?! Li’l Chyna is particularly disturbing considering her physique at the time and the train -wreck she turned into. What’s next? A Li’l Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Iron Sheik alarm clock App

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 July 2017, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: I do not know if it is still selling on iTunes, but the person behind the voice of Lois from Family Guy loves it. If you get it, respect the Legend. “Number One App in The iTunes Store Or Go Fuck Yourself”? Did WrestleCrap Radio’s own Angry Jim come up with the marketing campaign for this?...

Someone Bought This: Paul E. Dangerously gets into the 4th Of July patriotic spirit!

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 04 July 2017, 02:00

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, CRAPPERS! To celebrate, I present this promotional photo of Paul E. Dangerously (yes, that’s Paul Heyman) in festive Uncle Sam outfit, complete with gigantic early-90’s cell phone. The photo comes from the April 1993 edition of Inside Wrestling, courtesy of Bryan’s always outstanding WCW Worldwide blog! Bryan writes in the blog entry for this photo… The only Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: UWF cookies!

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 June 2017, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: What wrestling fan couldn’t resist a “Dr. Death Steve Willaims Oatmeal Pina Colada” cookie? Particularly in one with less appealing packaging than found at your children’s bakesale. This commercial also mentions a new cookie coming soon called “The Herbie” which I can assume is covered in a white dust that isn’t powdered sugar. But can they Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Menstrualmania is running wild (but only once a month).

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 11 June 2017, 12:00

Crapper Dave Morgan writes: Saw this and immediately thought of Someone Bought This. So much for the no-blood policy… “RELEASIG UNFERTILIZED EGGS DOESN’T MAKE THE WORLD WORK!” But um shouldn’t it be a girl dressed like Hulk Hogan instead of The Ultimate Warrior?...

Someone Bought This: Stone Cold Metal is as soft as aluminum foil

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 June 2017, 02:00

Stone Cold Metal is a compilation of metal/rock songs apparently approved by Stone Cold Steve Austin himself! Boy, oh boy! Let’s take a look at the track listing: Song Band Rock You Like a Hurricane Scorpions God of Thunder Kiss Balls To The Wall Accept Perfect Strangers Deep Purple Breaking The Chains Dokken Dreams I’ll Never See Molly Hatchet Stranglehold Ted Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Road Warrior Animal Zubaz mask

10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 29 May 2017, 09:44

It’s a Road Warrior Animal Zubaz mask! This is one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen in the history of this here website! It looks straight out of the late 80’s/early 90′ in the worst possible way....

Someone Bought This: Minimalist Bret Hart and Bob Backlund shirt

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 May 2017, 02:00

Crapper Drew Bludd writes: I don’t know if you ever covered this before in Someone Bought This but this “less-is-more”, minimalist and very, very shitty WWF New Generation T-shirt always seemed a little familiar to me…. Hey, how about that New Generation youngster Bob Backlund He was a spry 40 years old at the time. What you can’t see is that Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Creepy Brock Lesnar Children’s Play Outfit

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 May 2017, 11:16

Crapper Paul from Spook Central Ghostbusters site writes: I saw this in Toys R Us and didn’t think much of it at first. Then I looked at the back of the box and saw that photo of some kid wearing a PROTOTYPE version of the thing. That early version of the mask looks *nothing* like Brock…unless I missed the time Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Poorly timed Sean Waltman “New Weed Order” shirt

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 May 2017, 11:07

Crapper Paul S. writes: So Sean Waltman was recently arrested for possession of marijuana and meth with intent to sell. Two weeks later Pro Wrestling Tees releases a new official Sean Waltman shirt that says “New Weed Order” with a hemp leaf on it. Great timing! Like I know next to nothing about the law but I think any prosecutor Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Sushi put through Hellfire and Brimstone!

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 May 2017, 11:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: Props to twitter user John Hurst for finding the Big Red Monster of sushi roles. I bet they’re very spicy and hot!...

Someone Bought This: WCW Hulk Hogan foam ear and hand

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 May 2017, 02:00

For this WCW Hulk Hogan foam ear and hand to make sense, you have to put this on your hand and hold it to your ear at a WCW event, because… you want Hulk Hogan to cheer for you? Compared to this stupid thing, the Foam “Number One” Finger is practically a brilliant novelty item because it at least makes Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Don West- in photo form!

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 May 2017, 02:00

It’s a promotional 8×10 photo of TNA’s Impact Wrestling’s very own fabulous pitchman Don West! As an added bonus, he’s wearing a truly terrible tie! (Let’s hear it for alliteration!)...

Someone Bought This: Ted DiBiase figure with obscure accessory

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 May 2017, 02:00

It’s a Ted DiBiase figure that comes with a basketball. You know, from when he challenged Sean to dribble the basketball ten times? Yeah… He’s also carrying a gold version of I.R.S’ briefcase for some reason....

Someone Bought This: You Can Own The House of Horrors!

7 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 02 May 2017, 07:34

Ever wanted to own a piece of WWE history? How about some WrestleCrap? Now you too can fight your foes in the actual House of Horrors! Seriously, it’s for sale. Here’s the link! And thanks to the folks at Deadspin for the link back to us at the end of the article!...

Someone Bought This: Hot dog! It’s a Hulk Hogan trucker cap!

12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 April 2017, 02:00

There exists a trucker cap featuring an image of a hot dog that looks like Hulk Hogan. I’m so confused as to why: A). Someone made this and B). Who would buy it? Oh yeah, you’d look just awesome in this hat, dude… I think I’m just going to lay down for awhile, Crappers. I’ll let you guys come up Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WCW / NWO Looney Tunes merchandise

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 18 April 2017, 15:15

My buddy Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog just put up a great article and photo gallery all about WCW and NWO Looney Tunes merchandise. I particularly like this WCW Tax “No Turning Back” shirt because as The Death Of WCW book illustrated, once WCW started sliding downhill there really was no turning back! TAZ HATE WATER BAD WRESTLING! ...

Someone Bought This: The Dudley Boyz Lumber Company shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 April 2017, 02:00

Mr. Woodchuck approves of this Dudley Boyz Lumber Company shirt. Got any… wood?’ T-Shirt does come with erection metaphor as pictured....

Someone Bought This: A very… um… unique cake

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 April 2017, 15:00

This birthday cake is great if your kid is either a big fan of John Cena or Thing from The Addams Family....

Someone Bought This: Josh Mathews gets a shirt?

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 April 2017, 08:53

It’s a TNA Impact Josh Mathews G.O.A.T (“Greatest Of All-Time”) shirt. In order to buy and wear this shirt you have to fall into all of these categories: A). Watch TNA Impact Wrestling. B). Like Josh Mathews. C). Think this shirt is clever and D). Have no fashion sense or shame. I bet they sell dozens of these things! I Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWF Raw for Super Nintendo is how much?!

10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 06 April 2017, 09:36

Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula put up a new article featuring a 1995 Toys R Us catalog including this page with a WWF Raw Super Nintendo game for $72.99 after coupon! That is insane even for Toys R Us’ inflated prices! How much was it before you applied the coupon? $80?! A freaking Super Nintendo system itself cost like $150!...

Someone Bought This: John Morrison JoMoSapiens shirt

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 31 March 2017, 02:00

Crapper Time Lord Soundwave pointed me to this John Morrison JoMosapiens shirt in the comments and of course I had to post it. So basically he’s calling his fans simple apes? How nice… “We’re Gonna Eat Your Lunch”? What on earth does that mean?...

Someone Bought This: A talking Roddy Piper figure with one major issue…

18 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:12

R.D just sent this video to me with the following email: FROM: R.D Reynolds. TO: The Big Cheese Paul Kraft. SUBJET: please post and sticky this asap Sweet Christmas. This is legit the worst ever. So I knew it had to be something really awful… Yikes! You weren’t kidding, boss! Okay, I get that since he’s dead they can’t bring Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: WWF Wrestling Buddies commercial gives kids a bad example…

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 22 March 2017, 02:00

Oh yeah, try throwing your Wrestling Buddy at a police officer and let me know how that works out for you. Good thinking, kid! Hey, I just realized he threw a cop at a cop! ToyCopOnRealCopViolence.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...

Someone Bought This: “Fuck That Owl” shirt

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 13 March 2017, 19:31

This “Fuck That Owl” shirt now exists and that makes me so very happy....

Someone Bought This: If you got this trading card, you really struck out!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 March 2017, 02:00

Crapper Douglas Conti found an Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz (!!!) trading card! He writes: Even I, who bought cards of Trent Knight and CougarJay, refuse to pay for this one. Oh wow, they just gave anybody a trading card, didn’t they? I like the prominent ICOPRO logo in the background. Yes, apparently even fake baseball players used enhancement supplements…...

INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

69 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 09 March 2017, 15:00

WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there. Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...