Category Archive for "Someone Bought This" | WrestleCrap

Someone Bought This: Randy Orton “Outta Snowhere” shirt

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 December 2017, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: Ok I really like the idea of this and the execution BUT… he’s hitting a neckbreaker and not a proper RKO and that annoys the heck out of me. Boy, someone in WWE’s design department really screwed up there. Wow, the new Jack Frost sequel is going to be awesome- Orton Vs. Frost!...

Someone Bought This: The TNA Impact VIP package for TV tapings includes a special treat!

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 12 December 2017, 17:02

Check out all the stuff you get if you fork over $199 for the VIP ticket package for the January 2018 TNA Impact TV tapings… including the Inagural Impact Mini-Golf Championship where you can presumably play Miniature Golf with either TNA wrestlers, or other fans (or maybe both!). Gos, somebody call “Mr. Hole-In-One” Barry Darsow! TNA needs to sign him, stat! Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Extreme Wrestlers ring and generic figures play set

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 December 2017, 02:00

Crapper Anthony Cox writes: Just in time for Christmas is this fake Roman Reigns playset complete with Red Pants Jobber guy to make him look STRONG!!!!! I bet his catchphrase is “BELIEVE THIS!” If I was a 10 year old wrestling fan and I got this for Christmas I’d be so disappointed… at first. Then, I’d realize I could use Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Of course Japan would sell these wrestling shirts, because Japan.

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 December 2017, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: Japanese indy wrestling promotion DDT has done a very Japanese thing and released officially licensed Popeye and Monchichi shirts. http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd429 http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd559 http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd561 And for those millennial Wrestlecrappers who don’t know what a Monchichi is… If the really want to be weird, they should have put WrestleCrap’s own Gay Popeye on the shirt! “Well blow me…. down! Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Not all of The Rock’s shirts were winners…

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 November 2017, 02:00

INTERIOR- A WWE merchandise development meeting. VINCE: Okay, so The Rock is really popular and we need to come up with some catchy slogans to put on t-shirts! Boys, what do you have? STOOGE #1: Well, he said “Pie” a few times, let’s put that on a shirt! VINCE: Good, good! Anything else? STOOGE #2: How about… “How’s your lips?… ‘Cause Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Let Stone Cold protect you from snooping siblings!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 November 2017, 02:00

According to the item description, the Stone Cold Steve Austin Room Guard features: Over 30 phrases & sounds 5 electronic modes Authentic WWF licensed toy Ages 5+ Okay, so I sort of understand what this is, but at the same time I kind of don’t. I get that it senses motion and then when it does, Stone Cold spews out Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Ugly Four-Color Hulk Hogan sweater

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 November 2017, 02:00

This Four-Color sweater is useful in case you forget all of Hulk Hogan’s nicknames. Seriously, even if you’re 6 you’re going to look stupid in this thing. It’s better to go without a sweater in winter and risk getting pneumonia....

Someone Bought This: WCW Sting cereal

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 November 2017, 02:00

Sting had his own cereal. The flakes are infused with cocoa which makes them dark and brooding just like Sting himself. And they’re frosted just like the chill Sting felt when he thought he’d been abandoned by his WCW friends who accused him of being an NWO traitor. Ooo, that’s deep. Let’s see that pussy Tony The Tiger bare his soul Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: What do you get when you cross Hulk Hogan and Jason Voorhees?

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 30 October 2017, 12:36

Crapper Rich Abbott has found your lsat minute Halloween costume, Crappers! He writes: Coming soon? Jason Hulk Hogan masks? I think these are available at Hogan’s Beach Shop. Well they’re uh… creative, I guess. Hulk and Jason do have something in common- they both refuse to job, brother!...

Someone Bought This: Steve Austin’s secret identity is finally revealed via this t-shirt!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 October 2017, 02:00

This Steve Austin 100% Pure Rattlesnake t-shirt reveals that Steve Austin is in fact really King Hiss from He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe! Well, it beats being those awful knockoff Ghetto Amusement Park versions of Skeletor, He-Man, and Man-At-Arms that Blade ran into when he was a kid, I guess… And if you haven’t heard that amazing story yet, you can listen to Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Ultimate Warrior- naked for your pleasure (and Destrucity!)

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 October 2017, 02:00

In 1992 The Ultimate Warrior had a special singlet made. This singlet was airbrushed to show him as not only nude, but it also seemed to show his underlying muscle structure. Apparently he was really proud of this thing! They even made a toy of him wearing it! Apparently The Ultimate Warrior was taking fashion tips from Slim Goodbody... Or Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: TNA Impact Pizza (and Drink!).

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 18 October 2017, 13:15

Our own Jordan Mishkin writes very funny and absurd Headlies for this here website. But I just got an email from him that made me shake my head and realize that sometimes life does imitate art. TNA is introducing an Impact Pizza and Impact Drink available only at a Canadian pizza place for Bound For Glory. Judging by the deluge Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WCW presents live online Pay-Per- (Buffering…).

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 October 2017, 02:00

In the late 90’s, The Internet was the hot new emerging technology! WCW wanted to find a new way to make money off of it with their website WCW.com So, in 1997 and 1998 they offered a revolutionary service: Internet Pay-Per-Views (AKA: iPPVs). Or should I say Pay-Per-Listens… For $9.99 you got access to a RealPlayer RealAudio audio stream… …featuring Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Ric Flair bought this!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 October 2017, 02:00

WrestleCrap’s own Art writes: Art0Donnell here. I was checking out some NWA on the WWE Network, and I found the unveiling of Ric Flair’s new championship, the good old Big Gold Belt. It’s one fine piece of expensive hardware, except for a tiny detail – the name plate. If I were Ric, I’d find whoever misspelled my name and kic Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWE Brushing Kit

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 September 2017, 02:00

It’s the WWE Brushing Kit! Quoting from the Amazon listing… About the product (1) The WWE brushing kit is an awesome combination of convenience and action-packed oral hygiene with a kids toothbrush, bubble gum toothpaste, and brush cap featuring John Cena and CM Punk! (1) WWE 16oz Plastic Mouthwash Rinse Cup! Plus Bonus “Rememer to Brush Your Teeth” visual aid! Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WCW Main Event Game Boy game ad (and a funny video review, too!)

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 September 2017, 02:00

A young Nathaniel shows Sting who’s boss in this ad for WCW Main Event for the Game Boy! Wait a minute… “The WCW”? Did Bret Hart write this ad copy? How’s the game? Well, I’ve never played it but according to Wrestling Video Game Expert Joe Gagne it’s pretty… okay. In conclusion, I think you’ll agree that Nathaniel should be in the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Bone Cold Steve Pawstin shirt

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 September 2017, 02:00

If you like Stone Cold Steve Austin, dogs, and ATTITUDE, then this is the shirt for you! Because he’s “Bone Cold Steve Pawstin”! That’s so wacky! He looks like a pissed-off cousin of Snoopy. PissedOffCousinOfSnoopy.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...

Someone Bought This: Finally! An action figure of an esteemed ex-President!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 August 2017, 02:00

Figure collector and customizer Kenny Casanova has created this amazing custom figure of esteemed former WWF President Jack Tunney He writes on his website: Here is my custom of President Jack Tunney, made from various Rocky action figures from Jakks. The head is modified and repainted from referee LOU FILLIPO, and the body is a TONY GAZZO. For those of Continue Reading...

SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS: A Book of Poetry by the Authors of Pain

6 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 18 August 2017, 09:00

Nice to see Akam & Rezar living up to their name and actually writing a book. A book of poetry. Pick it up here…for free! (And guess which poem our very own RD Reynolds ghost wrote!)...

Someone Bought This: Remember one of the worst main events ever with this shirt!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 August 2017, 02:00

This year’s Summer Slam is bound to be better than the 1994 one That’s the year we got The (real) Undertaker vs. The (fake) Undertaker (read all about it in The WrestleCrap Archives!). WWE must’ve thought people would really want to remember this main event because they sold a t-shirt featuring the poster artwork.. The slogan should have been “So Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: You can’t see your money in this scary John Cena bank

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 August 2017, 02:00

From the awesome Knockoffs & Bootlegs blog comes this bootleg John Cena bank. Gah! He looks like he got stung on the face by a bunch of angry bees released by Mr. Burns and had a really bad allergic reaction that made his face swell up like Eric Bischoff’s ego! He looks like his mom should be circa 1985 Biker Cher! The Continue Reading...

Someone MADE This: A child, Legos, and Ken Patera!

11 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 09 August 2017, 23:16

Fellow Crapper Jeff B writes: “RD, here’s something that you helped inspire: Hungry Ken Patera’s Playset. Hilariously, my eight-year old daughter enjoys some of the late 80s wrestling stories I tell her. So we came up with the idea of bringing Ken’s infamous moment to life with one of my old figures. Izzy came up with the idea of the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A hideous Hornswoggle ring

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 04 August 2017, 02:00

It’s a Hornswoggle ring. And boy, oh boy is it ugly! Someone bought this? Really?!… Even if you’re Ringo Starr and a huge Hornswoggle mark no top of that, I don’t understand why you would buy such an ugly thing....

Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal

21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 30 July 2017, 04:00

In 2000 WCW released three different cereals with Sting, Goldberg, and Bret Hart. With this Bret Hart variety you just pour some ice cold milk into it and it goes “Snap! Crackle! Whine!”. All the pink cereal box really does is remind me of Punch Crunch cereal which featured Gay Popeye in Hippo form (!) as a mascot shilling unashamedly Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The NWO talking Sting bop bag says really stupid things when you hit him!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 28 July 2017, 02:00

Crapper Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this talking NWO Sting Battlin’ Bop Bag! Yes, now you too can punch Sting square in his stupid lobster-face mush! Bryan has this to say… Featuring the classic Sting lines like “aaahhhh!” and “I’m the Stinger and I’ll sting ya!” “Haauuuhhh!”? What kind of sound is that?! Does Sting need more fiber Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Creepy WWF toddler dolls

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 July 2017, 02:00

We’ve featured the Stone Cold Steve Austin porcelain baby doll before, but they actually made more of these hideous abominations! They made toddler dolls of Chyna and The Rock! Who on Earth are these supposed to appeal to?! Li’l Chyna is particularly disturbing considering her physique at the time and the train -wreck she turned into. What’s next? A Li’l Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Iron Sheik alarm clock App

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 July 2017, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: I do not know if it is still selling on iTunes, but the person behind the voice of Lois from Family Guy loves it. If you get it, respect the Legend. “Number One App in The iTunes Store Or Go Fuck Yourself”? Did WrestleCrap Radio’s own Angry Jim come up with the marketing campaign for this?...

Someone Bought This: Paul E. Dangerously gets into the 4th Of July patriotic spirit!

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 04 July 2017, 02:00

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, CRAPPERS! To celebrate, I present this promotional photo of Paul E. Dangerously (yes, that’s Paul Heyman) in festive Uncle Sam outfit, complete with gigantic early-90’s cell phone. The photo comes from the April 1993 edition of Inside Wrestling, courtesy of Bryan’s always outstanding WCW Worldwide blog! Bryan writes in the blog entry for this photo… The only Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: UWF cookies!

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 June 2017, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: What wrestling fan couldn’t resist a “Dr. Death Steve Willaims Oatmeal Pina Colada” cookie? Particularly in one with less appealing packaging than found at your children’s bakesale. This commercial also mentions a new cookie coming soon called “The Herbie” which I can assume is covered in a white dust that isn’t powdered sugar. But can they Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Menstrualmania is running wild (but only once a month).

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 11 June 2017, 12:00

Crapper Dave Morgan writes: Saw this and immediately thought of Someone Bought This. So much for the no-blood policy… “RELEASIG UNFERTILIZED EGGS DOESN’T MAKE THE WORLD WORK!” But um shouldn’t it be a girl dressed like Hulk Hogan instead of The Ultimate Warrior?...