It’s because you weighed close to 900 pounds for the show, right?...
Category Archives: Rants
You know, the area where we just complain like ninnies about things no one could possibly care about.
If footage of this actually existed, Best. It. Came. From. YouTube. EVAR....
I’d laugh if there wasn’t a 65% chance of this being true...
It’s coming out of the floor buffer’s pay, Yoshi...
Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions. This week, The Count of 10 welcomes longtime WWE referee Jim Korderas. For over two decades in the WrestleMania era, Korderas was as visible as Earl Hebner Continue Reading...
Who cares if he IS Mr. Luther Campbell? Can he croon?...
But it’s cheap heat, Adrian!...
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Semi-Active Triple Continue Reading...
Sure, Cornette and Delirious will get right on that…....
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
I did it….for de dog....
Hey, I finally remembered to do one! Since we’re headed into WrestleMania, why not ask who your favorite WrestleMania celebrity of all time is?...
Back in 1987, copyright laws were less of kick in the balls….....
Don’t worry; we won’t tell Vince...
Booker’s allowed to have his dignity, sucka...
Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions. This week, we’re graced by the presence of one half of ECW’s final Tag Team Champions, “Dastardly” Danny Doring. While some consider the likes of Tommy Dreamer, Continue Reading...
An actual quote from me when it happened. It’s now my standard “achievement that isn’t really special” quote, even if I stole it from Dennis Miller....
Vince also did at least 2 of RVD’s singlets. No joke....
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. WWE overpromotes Continue Reading...
***NOTE: Next week, I’ll post the nominees on Sunday afternoon, so the results can go up before Raw on Monday night*** Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the Continue Reading...
Justin’s still bitter. He’ll tell you that....
Spoiler: he didn’t...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 3/16/13
10 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sat, 16 March 2013, 11:00 The night Sean Waltman looked like a gothic Chun Li….....
As long as it lasted longer than 9 seconds, nobody’ll judge you...
Greetings Loyal Crappers. Beginning this week, we will be moving the Power Crapping voting to Tuesdays, and the reveal on Wednesdays. We hope you’ll continue voting!...
Headbanger Thrasher Answers….The Count of 10
3 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 14 March 2013, 12:00 Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions. For this week’s Count of 10, we’re joined by Glenn “Headbanger Thrasher” Ruth. In his time as Thrasher, he and Headbangers partner Chaz “Mosh” Warrington were regular Continue Reading...
That’s quite the litmus test, Vince....
Curtain Jerker 3/14/13: Underrated WM Matches
20 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 14 March 2013, 07:00In your mind, what is the most underrated match in WrestleMania history? It could be a midcard match that you feel doesn’t get the credit it deserves, or perhaps even a match that others dump on that you find better than its criticism. Personal pick: JYD/Santana vs. The Funks from WM2. Folks say that Bulldogs vs. Dream Team is the Continue Reading...
Shame you’ll never get a return job from him....
Sorry, keep forgetting to do these. Damn other thoughts…. But anyway, let’s chatter about that abomination from Monday, where Brad Maddox, Chris Jericho, The Miz, and Wade Barrett had a wholly godawful talking segment, spurred by four issues. -It was nothing more than a bit of business to promote 2 in-house movies (one of which made $5.4M its opening weekend Continue Reading...