Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here CHARLIE HAAS EARNS MONEY AS “TECHNICALLY PRECISE, BUT CHARISMATICALLY BANKRUPT” BIRTHDAY PARTY CLOWN By Justin Henry Edmond, OK – Former WWE superstar and current ROH World Tag Team Champion Charlie Haas is approaching his fortieth birthday. With Continue Reading...
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Justin Henry is WrestleCrap's inquiring newsman, thirsting for knowledge always. He enjoys the art of satire, as you'll find in many of his works here at WrestleCrap. Drop him a line on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/notoriousjrh) and Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/jrhwriting)
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Headlies: MICHAEL COLE’S HOUSE WILL HAVE PLENTY OF “TRICK OR TWEETERS” THIS YEAR / SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN WWE ’12 ASK USER, “ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN’T RATHER BE JOHN CENA?”
0 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:36Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here MICHAEL COLE’S HOUSE WILL HAVE PLENTY OF “TRICK OR TWEETERS” THIS YEAR By Justin Henry Amenia, NY – Children who go trick or treating this year in Michael Cole’s neck of the woods had best be prepared Continue Reading...
Headlies: HULK HOGAN FINALLY CRUMPLES MOAMMAR GHADDAFI AFTER 26-YEAR SEARCH
2 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:34Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here HULK HOGAN FINALLY CRUMPLES MOAMMAR GHADDAFI AFTER 26-YEAR SEARCH By Justin Henry Sirte, Libya – There has been much rejoicing throughout Libya, as well as across the globe, after news broke of the assassination of longtime Libyan Continue Reading...
Headlies: WWE.COM POLL RATES YOSHI TATSU HIGHER THAN JUSHIN LIGER, GREAT MUTA IN GREATEST JAPANESE STARS RANKINGS / MAN FOLLOWS BATISTA INSIDE HIS PIT OF DANGER
0 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:29Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here WWE.COM POLL RATES YOSHI TATSU HIGHER THAN JUSHIN LIGER, GREAT MUTA IN GREATEST JAPANESE STARS RANKINGS By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – WWE.com has devoted web space in the past to ranking the top matches, superstars, and Continue Reading...
Headlies: EXECUTIVE BEHIND WWE NETWORK FAILS WELLNESS TEST / SHOCKER: TED DIBIASE’S REAL FATHER REVEALED AS KEN PATERA
1 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:27Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here EXECUTIVE BEHIND WWE NETWORK FAILS WELLNESS TEST By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – Barrington Harris, a forty-seven year old marketing executive for World Wrestling Entertainment, has failed the company’s stringently-enforced drug test, according to sources. Harris, the Continue Reading...
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