WrestleCrapMania World Title Tournament Brackets REVEALED!

14 Submitted by on Sat, 08 February 2014, 14:05

Esteemed WrestleCrap President Jack Tunney announced on Friday night, at The Meme Event in Buffalo, that the first ever WrestleCrap World Heavyweight Champion would be decided at WrestleCrapMania on March 30 in Atlantic City, NJ.

This morning on Superstars of WrestleCrap, our own Mean Gene Okerlund revealed that the brackets were confirmed late last night, and were ready for revelation.

After President Tunney revealed that RD Reynolds and Irwin R. Schyster would be permitted entry into the tournament, the picture has become clearer, as Reynolds and IRS will each receive a FIRST ROUND BYE, due to Reynolds’ dubious Royal Rumble elimination, and IRS’ Rumble victory, tainted as it may be.

The catch? RD Reynolds and Irwin R. Schyster will square off in the QUARTERFINALS of the tournament! Finally, Reynolds will get his hands on Schyster in a one on one capacity, with a chance at the richest prize in all of WrestleCrap at stake!

As for the remainder of the brackets, 12 men will fill the rest of the slots as follows.

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The rejuvenated Mike Awesome, managed by Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, takes on El Matador in a battle of strength vs. speed! Mr. Adequate Curtis Axel brings his no-frills offense to the table against the scorching Dragon, allegedly no stranger to tournaments of this ilk!

Dr. Isaac Yankem DDS and The Black Scorpion will meet in the round of sixteen, having fought each other tooth and nail in the Royal Rumble match! That winner faces the victor of The Miz and Schyster Family henchman Heidenreich, both part of the Rumble’s final five entrants!

Speaking of The Schyster Family, the beastly Mantaur will take on an arch nemesis, the dynamic Blade Braxton in the first round! Whoever gets past that one battles the winner of The Gobbledy Gooker and The Shockmaster, both cornerstones of WrestleCrap!

You don’t wanna miss WrestleCrapMania on Sunday, March 30, live and exclusively on Pay-Per-View!

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14 Responses to "WrestleCrapMania World Title Tournament Brackets REVEALED!"
  1. Dan Sheldon says:

    It stinks when Shockmaster has to face to Gooker in round one. Either one of them has the possibility to win the whole thing. A shame one has to leave in round one.

  2. TrenWolfman says:

    Well, this event is certainly shaping up to be the happening of the century. This tournament is stacked with amazing talent. We have favorites such as The Mega Crappers, RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton, a seemingly unstoppable force in Mike Awesome, the certainly unpredictable and indecisive the Miz, this mysterious Black Scorpion character, and the wily members of the Schyster Family.

    HOWEVER, for my money, there has been one man who seems to be on a roll of perfectly acceptable victories entering this tournament. And I am not shy to say folks, but I think “Mr. Adequate” Curtis Axel has got what it takes to deliver a satisfactory performance and go on to become the FIRST WrestleCrap World Heavyweight Champion.

    WrestleCrapMania will be Mr. Adequate’s night. And I am okay with that.

  3. Excitement Personified says:

    I think I saw ‘Awesome Matador’ and ‘Adequate Dragon’ on a Shaw Brothers double feature back in 1982.

  4. Brandon says:

    Hoping for a battle royal with all the leftover guys. I pick Booger to win.

  5. Jeff Barna says:

    Blade better go over Mantaur or we riot!

  6. TheDude says:

    great lineup! any chance of a wrestlecrap tag title? you have the johnsons, the ding dongs, sisters of love, billy and chuck etc? and find a spot on the card for Mordecai, one of my favorite failed gimmicks

  7. AK says:

    Very interesting that R.D and IRS are going to face each other right away. Figured they would have been on opposite ends of the tournament brackets.

    Only way the Mega Crappers can face each other is if they both win all their matches.

    If neither of them can do it, I have to go with the Yankem Scorpion. They shouldn’t be fighting each other, they should be forming a tag team.

    If Miz somehow makes it past the first round, I’ll be seeking a refund.

  8. AK says:

    Very interesting that R.D and IRS are going to face each other right away. Figured they would have been on opposite ends of the tournament brackets. That’s like Hogan vs. Andre at Wrestlemania IV except people actually care about this match.

    Only way the Mega Crappers can face each other is if they both win all their matches.

    If neither of them can do it, I have to go with the Yankem Scorpion. They shouldn’t be fighting each other, they should be forming a tag team.

    If Miz somehow makes it past the first round, I’ll be seeking a refund.

  9. Thomas Moffatt says:

    (sighs) I was hoping the Powers of Plain would implode in mind shatteringly SHIT fashion…

  10. Mister Forth says:

    Fitting that the 2 men everyone remembers being around Cole will face off.

  11. DH says:

    Sure, it’s an incredible roster of talent involved in the title tourney, but I for one am sick and tired of Jack Tunney’s long-time, obvious bias against the King Of Sports’ finest foreign mat technicians. How can President Tunney schedule a tournament of this caliber and not invite GLACIER??
    Not to mention the out of this world charisma the G-Man brings to the table. Yes, Miz and Braxton alone guarantee a sell-out, but if Tunney wants ‘em literally hanging from the rafters, he’ll swallow his pride and give his audience what they really want by inviting Glacier.

  12. Christopher Olsen says:

    I bet Brakkus starts the “Ja Movement” to protest his exclusion from the tournament

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