Past GIFs!

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284 Responses to "Past GIFs!"
  1. John C says:

    Steve Austin not approving face.com I wonder if that’s been taken.

  2. marylandwrestlingfan says:

    Paige is just crazy, stupid HOT!

  3. Thomas Moffatt says:

    GIF of the Week request – JR KICKING MICHAEL COLE IN THE BOLLOCKS.

  4. Hulk6785 says:

    Who’s that woman Daniel Bryan walks away from?

    • Sir Cheese says:

      She’s a female wrestler named Allison Danger. The GIF was captured from a backstage promo in ROH around like 2003 or 2004, but I can’t remember what was going on or what show it is from. Allison Danger used to manage Christopher Daniels’s stable, the Prophecy, in ROH back then, and this may have been around the time she was trying to reform it after Daniels left ROH the first time. Also, she’s Steve Corino’s sister in real life.

  5. Sir Cheese says:

    Is that “Confederate Currency” Chris Hamrick that 1-2-3 Kid leg sweeps out of the ring in this week’s GIF of the Week? I remember that he used to do a spot like that when he was a WWF job guy back in the day, but I don’t remember him doing it in a match with Waltman (not that I saw every single WWF TV match back in the day, but I was probably pretty close). My biggest memory of Hamrick doing that spot was in a match with Owen Hart, and it looked like he really ate shit on the bump outside of the ring.

  6. BaltoJim says:

    The Hamrick Bump never gets old. Thanks for the GIF! Now I don’t have to click replay every 10 seconds as I sit memorized for hours on end…

  7. Raging_Demons says:

    Miz doing the Thriller Dance. #LicenseToPrintMoney

  8. John C says:

    Yup that’s an actual Wrestlemania Main Event perfomer doing that dance. Somehow I don’t think a certain Mr. Ole Anderson would be impressed.

  9. John C says:

    Holy confusion, someone named Lex wearing a Superman costume. Mind blown.

  10. John C says:

    “KLINGONS!!!”

  11. John C says:

    The Brain looks like if Eric Embry graduated from school.

  12. John C says:

    This week’s GIF is dueling “O” faces.

  13. Thun says:

    …Is that Spud humping Dixie’s leg?

  14. Thomas Moffatt says:

    Still no ‘Cole gets booted in the bollocks’?

  15. John Q Occupier says:

    Really, really REALLY disturbed by the guy who appears to be knocking one out next to Dixie in the latest GIF, guys…

  16. John C says:

    “Seriously this isn’t a Leif Garrett & Shaun Cassidy concert. Refund.”

  17. Hulk6785 says:

    Is that Al Snow’s daughter?

  18. DarthPitch says:

    Mick Foley’s favorite GIF Of The Week, ever.

  19. John C says:

    Poor Al, he was just trying to get a head of everyone else at this point

  20. John C says:

    I like my Wrestlemania Celebrity Guest Stars shaken not stirred.

  21. Hulk6785 says:

    Andre choking Bob Uecker will never get old.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Oh yeah! I love that moment! Bob sells it like a champ!

      • Gotchism For Life says:

        I loved Bob’s involvement in Wrestlemania..he was the best celebrity.

        • Hulk6785 says:

          The only bad thing about him at WrestleMania was not enough of him. I would have loved to hear him call a whole PPV with Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura. We had a whole PPV with Art Donovan but not one with Bob Uecker.

  22. Thomas says:

    Looking at the new GIF, am I the only one who took immediate notice of Howard Finkel?

  23. John C says:

    Sadly after this video Mr. Wonderful’s arms would file a restraining order against him. The Fink getting down with all The Finkadactylls.

  24. Hulk6785 says:

    Paul Orndorff really knew how to sell his gimmick.

  25. Gotchism For Life says:

    If I had arms like Mr. Wonderful…I’d be kissing them.

  26. Thomas Moffatt says:

    This week’s looks like it is taking place at a gay nightclub…

  27. John Q Occupier says:

    I’ll never be able to look at IRS the same way again…

  28. Caveman says:

    I like to think the GIF is footage of the WWF wrestlers watching GLOW and singing along their songs.

  29. John C says:

    “Ceasro wins…FATALITY!!!!”

  30. John C says:

    Thus Little Naitch’s Spirit Squad audition tape was soundly rejected.

  31. Gotchism For Life says:

    Seeing Little Naitch makes me want to just throw out a random comment.

    I’ve ranted before about loathing WWE and someone mentioned NXT to me. I have seen NXT in the past…but decided to give it another go.

    I am loving it…seeing James Storm and Samoa Joe is cool.

    I LOVE Gable and Jordan. Dawson and Wilder are great heel champs. I like the Vaudvillans.

    Seeing Kana is awesome and Bayley as Women’s Champ is great.

    Seeing that match with Eva Marie where they teased Little Naitch being a crooked ref made me nervous.

    I actually found myself reacting and getting emotionally involved.

    What makes NXT different? Is it no Vince, no Trips and No Nipple H?

    • John C says:

      Don’t dismiss that Triple H is a huge part of what makes NXT so fun to watch. He has let guys do their thing down there but once Vince brings them up to the main roster than they become “sports entertainers”. Just based on your comments we like a lot of the same old stuff but I do still try to watch a lot of the new stuff. Some good…some real bad, but there are some pretty fun acts if you can fast forward the same ole stuff.

      • Gotchism For Life says:

        So there seems to be a difference between Paul Levesque the businessman and Paul Levesque the wrestler.

        As a wrestler he has masturbatory entrances, buries people because of butthurt from WM12 and in all reality, a mid-carder who got where he has because he married the owner’s daughter.

        As a businessman he has allowed NXT to almost be an Indy fed, forge a peace with wrestlers that would have seemed impossible and is very different than his TV persona.

        What I don’t get is how he can be at TLC then Raw as Vince 2.0 doing the same tired crooked authority figure that WWE has had as their storyline for 18 years then open up NXT to a pop.

        I miss the days when promoters were separate from wrestlers…or if the promoter wrestled, they usually had a figurehead owner so disbelief was easy to suspend.

  32. Sir Cheese says:

    The Charles Robinson GIF made me think about something that has developed in the WWE over the past few years that has been bothering me. I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this, but, starting a few years back, the ring announcers and commentators, at least in WWE, stopped introducing the officials in matches or referring to them by name on commentary. When I first started watching wrestling, the ring announcers almost always announced the names of the referees before every match (“Your referee/official for this match is ….”) and whoever was on commentary would almost always mention the ref by name at least once a match. That’s how we, as fans, came to know names like Joey Marella, Dave and Earl Hebner, Tommy Young, Nick Patrick, Charles Robinson, etc. etc. etc. and to view these folks as part of the show. They had identities and personalities (remember Slick Johnson in TNA who would pantomime selling moves that the wrestlers were doing on each other – hilarious!). Nowadays a ref only has an identity if it is a guest ref. I just think that it is kind of sad and a little disrespectful that refs no longer have identities in WWE.

    To me, the fact that WWE no longer does this makes even more difficult for me to suspend my disbelief. All legitimate combat sports introduce the officials separately from the fighters. In UFC, for example, Bruce Buffer always announces the official before every fight and they even put a graphic of the official’s name up on the screen when he or she is introduced. Why would WWE stop doing that? We all know that kayfabe is dead, but I think that the best wrestling is wrestling that is presented, for the most part, as legitimate competition. Every once in a while it is fine for something silly and/or illogical to happen and I am not opposed to comedy spots, but I don’t like to constantly be told that what I am watching is all a show. Its annoying. It’s like if you’re watching a cartoon and every few minutes the characters turn to the audience and say “you know that we are just animated drawings, right?” It just seems like another example of WWE trying to distance itself from “wrasslin” to the detriment of the presentation of the product.

  33. John C says:

    “This is the crap I have to take from you pricks just to keep the paychecks coming in since my husband died.” (serious response)

    “RAAAARRRR RARRRRRRR RARRRRRRRR” (not serious response)

    • Gotchism For Life says:

      I know I am not the only one here that was disgusted by Eddiesploitation.

      I wonder how she felt.

      Also…that gif looks like she is trying…and failing at DDR.

      • John C says:

        It would have been for Vince to let her have had a more dignified way to keep her family fed. I’ve always wondered how Vince would have handled a death in his family like that, would it be storyline fodder.

  34. Gotchism For Life says:

    For a man who shoved his tongue down Trish’s throat while Linda watched…for a man that allegedly wanted to have an incest storyline when his daughter was pregnant…a relative dying?

    He’d have the funeral on the first hour of Raw with The Undertaker officiating and Hornswaggle somehow defiling the corpse.

  35. John C says:

    Well played sir. I really do wonder what it would be like in Vince’s mind when he comes up with the real bottom of the barrel stuff. My head goes to some dark places at times but I guess having a moral compass keeps it at bay. The miscarriage angles, incest junk, the implied necrophillia if I want to see that stuff I’ll watch a Troma movie.

  36. John C says:

    “Hey kids who wants to give drunk Santa a hug? Don’t worry ladies me pants are off next and then you can take a peak at my candy cane.”

  37. Gotchism For Life says:

    I thought Frosty came to life with an old top hat…not a Santa hat…

    *whisper off-screen*

    I have just been informed that the individual is Sheamus…Frosty was never that white.

  38. Hulk6785 says:

    Should have gone with Big Show dancing in a New Year’s baby outfit.

  39. Gotchism For Life says:

    Pat Patterson wanted to be between Albert and Brodus…but Vince vetoed it.

  40. John C says:

    Vince’s real Divas’ Revolution takes flight.

  41. Matthew Stubbs says:

    Is there any way to tag which induction each gif comes from? I always click, hoping to go to the induction, and forgetting it always brings me here!

  42. Anonymous says:

    Here’s hoping Eva’s bump is included in the next “don’t try this at home” package.

  43. Brad says:

    I think Steve Williams was just Doc Paddling

  44. John C says:

    It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Super Doc
    faster than a speeding jobber
    able to leap frog over tall opponents
    more powerful than, well if only he were more powerful than bad bookers at the end of his career

  45. Gotchism For Life says:

    Seeing Dr Death fly by like was unexpected…but AWESOME!

  46. Barronmore says:

    Yeah…it was nice seeing DD again. I’ve been thinking about his run with Terry Gordy every time i watch NJPW. Ok that and Vader. Sigh…so many great memories from when i was a kid i will never get to actually watch.

    • Gotchism For Life says:

      There should be footage of him and Gordy when they were the Miracle Violence Connection in AJPW on YouTube. YouTube and Dailymotion have a TON of great puroresu.

  47. Hulk6785 says:

    Stan Lane did not stop talking. What a pro!

    • Brad says:

      I know right…..the only time I remember him breaking was during some of Cornette’s rants, and even then it was just a smile.

  48. Hulk6785 says:

    Do you guys take suggestions for these? Because I have a few TNA gifs that would be great for this.

  49. John C says:

    Good thing Bootista learned to actually act.

  50. Barronmore says:

    Wow that Batista bump is worse then when Triple H yelled as loud as he could “Side Slam” in a match with Big Show, then ran at him and…surprise surprise..got scooped up for a side slam! Something got in Triple H’s Wheaties that day…

  51. John C says:

    Ugh, how could a guy with a beard like that ever get over with a crowd?

  52. Al says:

    Thank you “The Dazzler” Daniel Bryan, best bear commentator of all time and inventor of the unpinnable ball maneuver.

  53. Hulk6785 says:

    It’s funny how last week’s gif coincided with Daniel Bryan’s retirement this week.

  54. Gotchism For Life says:

    I heard about Daniel Bryan Danielson retiring. A reddit user posted a pic of him backstage crying.

    It sucks that a doofus like Cena can go for so long while Bryan’s time in WWE was cut short.

    I blame WWE. No off-season and this slam bang style prevalent in pro wrestling is not doing anyone any favors.

    I used to wonder why guys like Race, Verne, Gotch, Inoki, Fujinami, etc. could go for so long while it seems the guys who I watched as a kid in the 80’s dropped like flies. The style had a lot to do with it, plus guys like Inoki and Gotch were reputed to avoid alcohol and drugs.

    Wrestling needs to cycle back to a simpler formula. Wrestler’s careers are getting cut short. Bryan can’t do what he loves…but the McMahon’s don’t care. They will just get a new warm body. That’s all they ever need…warm bodies to put in a spot so they can use and discard.

    So long Bryan. Those who love you will miss your dazzling ways.

    • John C says:

      A lot of the damage he did to his body came from his earlier indy days. Younger guys take more chances just to get noticed in their early years doing crazy bumps in a crappy high school for 25 people in attendance just to make 20-50 dollars that night. It sucks guys that don’t have that “look” had to push themselves harder to get noticed by Titan Towers. I wanted so bad for that to be just an angle on Monday Night and you’d get Kevin Owens coming out to interupt him and set up an epic Wrestlemania match between them but reality has to ruin a scripted world.

      • Gotchism For Life says:

        Your points are well taken.

        I’m just an old fart that wishes that whatever the level…be it gym or national tv…mat wrestling is what’s emphasized. Instead of 16 German suplexes by Bork…1 by Gotch was sufficient.

  55. John C says:

    It looks like he’s having a ball in the ring. Or he’s doing the spin-a-rooni without the rooni

  56. John C says:

    Sting with a very tiny budget attempted to show Easy E what he could do as a Black Scorpion replacement.

    • Gotchism For Life says:

      Nice.

      I didn’t watch TNA during this period…was Joker Sting entertaining at all?

      I admit..I like the look, but how was the execution?

  57. Hulk6785 says:

    Shane O’Mac’s invisible punches are gonna give The Dead Man some trouble.

  58. Gotchism For Life says:

    Shane’s Phantom Punch > Falcon Punch

  59. John C says:

    Shane uses his famed ninja move The Five Fingered Air Shadow Attack Punch to incapacitate any foe.

  60. John C says:

    “Marvel Entertainment is proud to announce it’s newest addition to The X-Men movie franchise, Paul Heyman as Toad.”

  61. Gotchism For Life says:

    Heyman’s either trying a new gimmick as The Grand Lizard…or this is his audition tape for Geico.

  62. John C says:

    That’s the same look Paul has that I do when I see a Ryback match on tv.

  63. John C says:

    “Come on DiBiase, I dare you to give me the basketball dribbling challenge. I’ve got some some bad news for you because I’ll win it and keep the cash so I can retire.”

  64. Gotchism For Life says:

    Bad News Barrett better be careful, Ted DiBiase might kick that ball away.

  65. Ze Frenchie says:

    I wonder if Barrett’s basketball holds grudges.

  66. Hulk6785 says:

    Layla doing the robot… Nice!

  67. Gotchism For Life says:

    Robotic Dancing…Robotic Wrestling…Robotic Acting…

    WWE Proudly Presents the newest film from WWE Studios: The Stepford Divas

  68. Andy says:

    I miss Layla so much. She is one gorgeous woman.

  69. Hulk6785 says:

    Hogan got paid!

    Yeah, it kind of sucks that he’s so rich; but he took that money for a shitty site. So, I don’t feel that bad he got paid.

  70. Thomas says:

    Hogan celebrating his new Gawker windfall?

  71. John C says:

    “Now I can afford a decent hooker, brother!!!”

  72. I'll Be Your Zero says:

    “Eat my ass for the dough, Beefer!”

  73. John C says:

    “Here comes the money!!! Here comes the money!!!!”
    Shane introduces the newest member of the McMahon Family, Lance Von McMahon.

  74. KatieVictoriasSecret says:

    HulksterReppingBigMoney dot com. I bet that URL’s not taken….

  75. Gotchism For Life says:

    I heard that after the appeal, which Hogan will win because Gawker is a jobber like Virgil, Hogan plans to wisely invest the money in hair restoration and becoming the new owner of TNA.

  76. Al says:

    Hogan, you won already. A re-enactment of the sex tape is unnecessary.

  77. John C says:

    Brock & Taker share a chuckle over the importance of the winner of The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.

  78. Chris says:

    Actually that Brock and Taker gif isn’t funny, it’s just cool

  79. Gotchism For Life says:

    That was the day Kane was asked to leave the Bigger Brothers program…

  80. Ze Frenchie says:

    And the wheelchair folded… just like Zach Ryder’s once promising career.

  81. Hulk6785 says:

    Ouch.

  82. John C says:

    “Coming soon from Galoob, it’s Extreme Slip and Slide. Some assembly required, little people as illustrated not included.”

  83. Gotchism For Life says:

    Who’s the guy doing the bad Carlton Banks impression?

    “it’s not unusual…to job to Triple H…”

  84. John C says:

    “Hey, Cena what did the five fingers say to the face?”

  85. Gotchism For Life says:

    I slap you, I slap you, I slap you for disrespecting me!

    I haven’t watched South Park in years, but that gif made me think of this guy…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXa4UiGjUZQ

  86. Hulk6785 says:

    When did that happen? And, how did I miss such a glorious thing?

  87. adam says:

    Pretty sure that’s exactly how the WBF rehearsals went.

  88. Gotchism For Life says:

    That Vince gif never stops being funny.

    There’s probably some truth to it though…

    • Jimbolian says:

      Well there was a video on YouTube were Vince squeals with delight watching one of the bodybuilders pose on a WBF PPV, but all traces of the World Bodybuilding Federation have been erased from YouTube.

      • Gorchism For Life says:

        I would love to see some WBF footage for the hilarity.

        I just base my theory on Vince’s latent bisexuality on the parade of musculebound hulks over the years.. Warlord, Barbarian, Muraco, Hercules, Bulldog, etc…and of course, Hulk Hogan.

        Vinny Mac likes his boys big n beefy…blonde helps.

        It wouldn’t surprise me if Vinny wanted Trips to pose for him before Steffers got him.

  89. Chris says:

    As funny as that gif is, the most disturbing part is that Vince REALLY had Stacy Keibler give him a lap dance on tv and react that way to it. And that would have been 02, the year after the Bark Like A Dog segment. Why has it taken www so long to appreciate female athletes again?

    • John C says:

      There was such a long hideous era were the important attributes that Vince looked for was big fake jugs. In trying to shows from that time period you see those women’s “matches” were pretty much all terrible. It’s nice to see actual athletic females not worrying about their sacks of fun bursting in the middle of a match and being able to be great workers.

  90. John C says:

    “Hello, I’m Vince McMahon and I’d like to show you how I overcame my erectile dysfunction. Now I won’t have to FIRE my grapefruits. Well I guess it’s time for me to get back to being the head of my company.”

  91. Hulk6785 says:

    I like to think that Vince did that did with every WBF pose. Well, “like” is the wrong word but still…

  92. Gotchism For Life says:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AbsRtuoIDSc

    The routine that inspired the GIF.

    WBF is on YouTube!

  93. John C says:

    GIF Diving the new Olympic event.

  94. John C says:

    Hey Digital Liz how would you like to meet my friend One Eyed Pierre? He wants to hang out a stag party.

  95. Hulk6785 says:

    Cody Rhodes could make anythig work, whether it was Stardust or a mustache.

  96. Thomas Moffatt says:

    Still no ‘Michael Cole gets kicked in the bollocks’? Paige’s charlies still look nice though…

  97. Woooooolhouse says:

    Frinkiac.com is a site that has the first 15 seasons of the Simpsons available to meme and .gif just by searching for lines of dialouge. Here’s a WWE-inspired .gif from The Simpsons that would work well for this feature:

    https://frinkiac.com/gif/S08E21/419885/421603.gif

  98. Gotchism For Life says:

    Cody has now seen the bitterness and insecurity of Vince McMahon for himself…I hope he stays away from WWE and gets himself a nice spot in NJPW.

    As for his mustache…around the time he had that stache…I had a job as a security guard…all I could find…I was forced to shave my beard and has a mustache…when I saw Cody one time with his…it made me feel a bit better…even though I knew I didn’t look anywhere as good as he did.

    Thankfully, after 3 and a half years in security…I have a new job and my beard is back…but thanks to Cody for getting me through a tough time 🙂

  99. Hulk6785 says:

    Woo woo woo!!!! Ryder’s gonna use his lightsaber! You know it!!!!

    Btw, who’s playing Leia to Zach Ryder’s Han Solo?

  100. John C says:

    Oh no, Repo Man is sneaking off with The Hardy’s “baby”.

  101. Jimbolian says:

    What seems to be the Vince, problem?

  102. John C says:

    A stoned Aquaman has trouble even summoning minnows to do his bidding.

  103. John C says:

    Smackdown is proud to announce it’s First Draft Selection of The 2016 Brand Extension….
    Broken Matt Hardy’s Stunt Baby!!!! He will programmed in a feud with AJ Styles, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn and Finn Balor and they will all have to put him over. However The Miz, Zack Ryder, Jack Swagger and Eva Marie will be given clean pinfall victories over him in under 5 minute squash matches.

  104. John C says:

    “Now, here is the newest member of The Mexicools, El Loco Gringo.”

  105. Hulk6785 says:

    Nobody could sell like The Rock.

  106. Krendall says:

    I’m almost afraid to ask, but can someone explain the context of Matt Hardy on that riding mower?

  107. Jimbolian says:

    I propose the rules for the Money In The Bank match should be revised so that in order to win, you must bash the briefcase over Mongo McMichael’s skull.

  108. Hulk6785 says:

    Did Braun Stroman kill that guy?

  109. Doc 902714 says:

    Hey guys. I got an excellent idea involving The Rock and The British Bulldog. It was on SmackDown somewhere around 99 when the Rock did the People’s Elbow on Davey in his tuxedo shoes and the way he landed it on the Bulldog was like he glided from one side of the ring to the other and stopped and dropped a picture perfect People’s Elbow. Easily in my top five of the most awesome moves I’ve seen in WWE. Words cannot do it justice and I’d love to see it as Gif of the Week.

  110. Josh says:

    “Our next bachelor likes to poorly wrestle for money! Give it up for Roman Reigns!”

  111. Thomas Moffatt says:

    Trying to work out who the other rejects are…

    • Gold Standard says:

      I figured out some of them….the back row is Vladimir Kozlov [sp], Nailz, Lex Luger, and Albert/Lord Tensai……..front row the midget is Great Khali. The rest not sure.

      • Jimbolian says:

        I believe that’s Heidenreich, not Nailz. Also, the rest includes Alberto Del Rio, Jack Swagger, and Fat Ass Billy Gunn.

  112. John C says:

    “I’m so sorry, Bachelor #1 but you won’t be recieving Mr. Regal’s hard hat, you are not a real man’s man.”

  113. Jimbolian says:

    “Alright, let’s go get some fish and chips!!! Right Billy?……Billy?”

  114. saintstryfe says:

    OK, I have something for you for the GIF of the week.

    Please to hit youtube and find the 1993 Royal Rumble. Look up Koko B. Ware’s introduction (I think he was number 13 or so, he entered after Mr. Perfect, right after the Flair disposal) and for gods sake watch whatever the hell he was doing.

  115. John C says:

    This clearly is what was going on Vince’s mind as he blew out the candles on his 900th birthday today.

  116. Hulk6785 says:

    Is that Rick Rude? It’s hard to tell with that baby mustache he has.

  117. Thomas says:

    Vince looks like he was caught touching himself by his mother.

  118. John Q Occupier says:

    “Arrr! That’s goin’ to replace the whale in me nightmares…”

  119. Geoff says:

    I come for the gifs. I stay for the commentary.

  120. Hulk6785 says:

    Linda McMahon was… um… not a… not a great actor.

  121. John C says:

    If it ain’t Playboy Buddy Rose and it ain’t the Blow Away Dirt it don’t mean shit..ake mushrooms.

  122. John C says:

    The Nature Boy shows his best impression of how Vince Russo really got his start in the WWF.

  123. Geoff says:

    Well that’s one spicy meatball.

  124. Hulk6785 says:

    Well, I didn’t need to sleep tonight.

  125. Fire@TheTime says:

    Ric Flair demonstrating the Arn Anderson “cat bath”

  126. John C says:

    Thankfully, Paul E’s tounge is staying firmly in his mouth.

  127. Geoff says:

    Needs more crap. Wrestlecrap that is.

  128. John C says:

    And it was at this moment when Paul E.’s viagra kicked in and he finally knew the meaning of true love, with Mitch the tie straightner guy.

  129. Geoff says:

    And they lived happily ever after…. the end.

  130. John C says:

    “Oh no he hits him with The Calorie Crunch!!!”

  131. Geoff says:

    I must wash out my retinas now they are bleeding. In other news, TNA named him Cheekz. If he goes anywhere else he should be named Capt. Calorie

  132. Barronmore says:

    Remember folks, wrestling’s fake! Just ask Kurt Angle.

  133. Barronmore says:

    Did Fuji manage Mike Sharp at one point? I don’t remember that…

  134. 80's Guy says:

    Love it. Even the trajectory is all wrong, considering if somebody kicked you you’d be pushed in the direction of the kick, not be thrown directly to the right or left.

  135. John Q Occupier says:

    Not a patch on Erik Watts…

  136. Hulk6785 says:

    I had that game. Played it all the time. It was fun.

  137. John C says:

    That’s a final wrap for the world’s weirdest porno. The working title is Yet-a goes Gay-a. Other considerations for the title include Rear Admiral, The Real WCW Uncensored, It’s a Hard Gay’s Night, Working His Way to The Bottom, The Giant Bang Theory, The Dungeon of Va-Voom, Bash At the Breach, Brown Eyed Hulkster, or last but not least Guardians of Uranus.

  138. Geoff says:

    WCW’s version of HLA.

  139. Hulk6785 says:

    My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

  140. Gotchism For Life says:

    Great. With that x-rated footage of the Giant, Yetaaaaaay and Hogan…this site will be Gawker 2.0

  141. Geoff says:

    ANd many years later, we get the Hulk Hogan sex tape. Maybe he did learn something from that Yetay experience.

  142. John C says:

    I would be remiss not to mention that Mummy Dearest was another title in consideration for the porn. Followed by Sex, Lies and Bandages, Clash in the Champion, The Great American Thrash, and of course Hulkbusters.

  143. Geoff says:

    Gawker 2.0 is the technical name we use for the common California rubbernecker.

  144. Geoff says:

    And to top it all off, Jimmy Hart is doing his famous Hart Happy Dance. Someone is excited about Hogan porn. One person is excited about Hogan porn.

    • Gotchism For Life says:

      Two people like Hulk porn…Hart…and Ed Leslie…he was the Booty Man for a reason.

    • John C says:

      A, Mr. Ed Leslie would like to speak at great length to you about his excitement for some Real American Hulk Porn.

    • Gold Standard says:

      If you actually look at the Hogan porn….they created a new thing. Giant has his hands in line with the Yeti’s crotch as the Yeti’s is sodomizing Hogan.

      I didn’t realize that large tall men were that well endowed that he could get a hand job and anal at the same time…….

      Only at wrestlecrap

  145. John C says:

    Paul Bearer learns he has to host a “Best” of Todd Pettingill segment for Colisem Video’s newest video: Twerps, Geeks and Flotsam-The Worst WWF Annoucers

    Featuring: Todd Pettingill, Rob Bartlett, Superstar Billy Graham, and a host of others

  146. Geoff says:

    Do the Paul Bearer twerk

  147. Geoff says:

    Apparently Paul Bearer got a good look at last week’s gif: Hogan porn. Evidently he talked to Ed Leslie and Bearer didn’t believe him and went to look himself…. at the one spot one can expect to see Hogan porn: the graveyard. Something something one foot in the grave.

  148. Geoff says:

    I’ve watched that vid many times. It takes place back during the early 00’s. After a match between Taker/Booker/Goldust and three others, Booker T was trying to get the Undertaker to do a spinaroonie. Taker wasn’t having any of it and Vince came out to do one himself to show that he wasn’t afraid to do a spinaroonie at 60 even. On the entrance ramp is Christian, Test and Lance Storm. They tried to come out and show Taker how to do one but in the ring by that time was the Rock and Hunter and both men said get out, your canadians. You don’t know how to do this. You need to see the whole 18 minute segment to understand what is going on. You can find it on the vid of Raw: uncut, uncensored bloopers. You can tell Taker was totally embarrassed, But Goldust did one, Shane did one, Rock did one, Vince did one. Hunter did one and then got Rock Bottomed for it lol good stuff.

    • Jimbolian says:

      Hmm…wonder if I can find it on the Network (or better yet YouTube). My best guess is this had to be from RAW between August to September 2002.

  149. John C says:

    The Undertaker realized at this moment that Vince had become possessed by the unholy spirit of The Gobbledy Gooker.

  150. Geoff says:

    Sorry I gave you wrong info on that. Shane wasn’t in the ring and the name of the vid is: Raw: After the Show. This is what they do after Raw goes off the air. Also the whole segment is 30 minutes long, not 18. It’s been a while since I saw it last. You can indeed find it on Youtube but it’s a hell of a search and if you put in Undertakeraroonie you get everything else but. You have to type in everyone’s names and what they are doing.

  151. Gold Standard says:

    Man, Crockett took that clothesline from Nikita Koloff better than I thought he would have.

  152. Barronmore says:

    Yeah, say what you will about David Crockett but he took a great clothesline. Ok, technically, it’s a Russian Sickle. 🙂

    I always loved David Crockett…mind you, I was 10…so i’m sure i can be forgiven. 🙂

  153. Jimbolian says:

    “Would you look at that?!? WOULD you LOOK at that?!?!? WOULD YOU…”

    *BAM*

    I guess he didn’t look.

  154. John Q Occupier says:

    Part of me really wants that to have been an intentional way of sowing discord between Boss Man and Akeem.

    The other part just sniggers every time he sees it.

  155. John C says:

    Poor Akeem never could make a big splash in the WWE.

  156. John Q Occupier says:

    Poor Cesaro- so near and yet so far…

    (As always)

  157. John C says:

    ‘”Haaa haaa haaa it’s me Mr. McMahon, and I’m dangling that brass ring in front of you Cesaro. Haaa haaa haaaa you’ll never get it. As a matter of fact next year Roman will win the Royal Rumble, King of the Ring, Money in the Bank, Superstar of the Year, Wrestlemania main event, Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal, The Frank Tunney Sr. Memorial Tag Team Touurnament by himself, The sole survivor in every Survivor Series Elimination Match and win the coverted European Title.”

    • Gold Standard says:

      That deserves a “LIKE” right there.

    • John C says:

      “Oh, hey it’s Mr. McMahon here again talking to you Cesaro. I’ve also decided to bring The Bunkhouse Stampede to WWE and Roman’s going to win it. The Lethal Lottery where Roman teams with Roman and Roman wins the Battle Bowl Ring. Also he’ll win the King of Cable Tournament, The Starrcade 1989 Future Shock singles and tag team tournament, by himself of course. And also the Western States Heritage Title and maybe even the Beach Blast 1992 Bikini Contest. Now pour me a cup of Swiss Miss and get the hell out of my office before I bring back the AWA Team Challenge Series and put Roman against Ellsworth in a Turkey on a Pole Match.”

  158. Geoff says:

    Shawn, pick on somebody your own size. Oh wait… he is Shawn’s size. Hey pick on somebody a little less mascot-y

  159. mfm519 says:

    any bets that the mascot hbk kicked was named stan? 🙂

  160. John C says:

    The poor mascot has lost his smile.

  161. John C says:

    Saint Hogan looks down upon the notion that someone could ever get over by jumping off the roof of their house.

    “Foolish mortals, brother. I snub thee.”

  162. barronmore says:

    what movie is this from?

    I do think John C is spot on with his comment….

    • Jimbolian says:

      Why that’s “Little Hercules in 3D” and it’s been inducted at this here very site!

      http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-little-hercules-because-the-world-needed-the-hulkster-in-3d/

  163. Adam says:

    The moment poor Brutus blew his attempt to get onto Hogan Knows Best with a failed Dude Love impression.

    “… Forget it, brother. I’ll have Knobbs play the idiot friend instead.”

  164. John C says:

    I really hoped this would be from a sequel to Santa’s Slay. Satan’s Slay 2: Stalking Suffer

  165. Geoff says:

    No I think you had it right the first time: Satan’s Slay 2 and a half. Stalking Sufferer.

    Hogan: whatcha gonna do brother when these 24 in pythons and Satan roll over you!”

  166. Geoff says:

    How sad is it when you try out for the idiot…. and fail.

  167. John C says:

    Hulk feels ashamed when Brother Bruti totally misunderstands him about how they should roofie their arch enemy pledge rivals The Delta Delta Delta Pi’s.

  168. Geoff says:

    However unlike the unfortunate parasailing incident, someone was under the roof to catch him. Brian Knobbs. When asked for a comment, Knobbs had this to say.

    BK: You know I’m just standing there minding my own business watching Hogan do his thang, ah, movie. I’m a bystander right. I think that is what they are called. And suddenly a couple of shingles start falling around me and as I look up a body comes plummeting towards me. I wasn’t ready to catch him and I didn’t want to be trapped underneathe but I had no time to respond and he just kinda sorta landed on me. That’s a long fall and I was standing on a brick patio. I think the fall woulda killed him. I know it did me. Next time I’m just letting him fall.

    Brian raises a casted arm and tries for a thumbs up but winces in pain and we see that both his legs are in a cast as well.

  169. John C says:

    Cena really took a page out of ECW’s playbook in delivering this strike to poor Alberto Del Rio. That move was usually right up Al Snow’s alley but if it leads to a pin who gives a split.

  170. John C says:

    If Stone Cold is playing a duet with Kane does that mean he’s co-Kane dependent?

  171. Adam says:

    “I’m telling ya, Steve, the kitty in the pet shop was so cute! Kept swiping at the string I dangled – like ‘this’…”

  172. Geoff says:

    Kane: Steve, that isn’t how you play Jingle bells. Give me that guitar, I’ll show you how to play Jingle Bells.

    (Austin just looks at Kane)

    Kane: Trust me, Austin, you’ll want to know this version of Jingle Bells. GIVE….ME…THE…GUITAR!

    (Austin gives him the guitar and Kane goes into the Batman smells version of Jingle Bells…. to no one’s delight)

  173. Knoxx says:

    Zack Ryder with Princess Lea. Should be gift of the week.

  174. Hulk6785 says:

    Who’s the girl with them? It looks like Layla, but I don’t remember her having curly hair that late in her WWE run.

  175. John Q Occupier says:

    What’s the context of trumpeting Kane?

    (Or was it just another random dagger in the back of his character?)

  176. Geoff says:

    Hey! An Israeli male stripper show.

  177. Jason S says:

    Is that Terri/Marlena on the right? If so, she’s reverse aging something fierce!

  178. Rebel Coyote says:

    Shawn just kicked Michael Buffer

  179. John C says:

    Wait till Dolly recieves a golden shower after.

  180. Geoff says:

    Warrior looks bored. Maybe being in a Phil Collins music video where Phil Collins is dressed as a mushroom from Super Mario Brothers world isn’t up to snuff.

  181. #OPC says:

    Where exactly is that DDP gif from?

  182. John C says:

    How odd since it’s Vinny Ru who is usually the one getting axed.

  183. MistaMaddog says:

    The scary thing is that when Double JJ was reviving TNA Rasslin’ through Anthem, he e-mailed Vince Russo to see if he would be interested in coming back. Brother Bruce was choosen instead…

    http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/vince-russo-says-jeff-jarrett-contacted-podcast-numbers

  184. The Gold Standard says:

    The Hogan Machine?

  185. John C says:

    Ha ha, I spot the fake machine in that gif. It’s The Resnick-Tron 810 series of robotic announcers so prevalent in the 80’s.

  186. John C says:

    It’s Seth Rollins…The Bark-itect

  187. John C says:

    If they had cool stuff like this in the world of professional basketball (courtesy of Tony Schiavone) I would start watching it again after missing the last 15 years.

  188. John C says:

    In it’s natural habitat the carnivore is known to circle it’s prey before attacking. Thus causing confusion and the prey to soil itself from fear.

  189. John C says:

    No wonder why The Hulkster is screaming, it’s usually Brother Bruti that offers him a little head.

  190. The Gold Standard says:

    I’m wondering which is more wooden, Hogan or the head he’s holding? Things that make you go…….why was I watching WCW again?

  191. John C says:

    “It’s not hot!!!!!!!”

  192. John C says:

    Oh no JR was hitting the sauce there, barbecue I’m guessing.

  193. John C says:

    After 2,000 years of imprisonment the demon Toungealces returns to Earth and takes on human form.

  194. The Gold Standard says:

    Heath Slater is looking to re-invent the 3MB because he believes that the WWE title can be defended under Freebird Rules.

  195. John Q Occupier says:

    Who’s the guy in pink?

  196. John C says:

    Tonight on Baywatch, coke dealer/male escort Chance LaMasters tries to match wits with Mitch and the gang of lifeguards.

  197. Hulk6785 says:

    Is that from Baywatch? Is it sad that I potentially recognized that gif from Baywatch?

    • John C says:

      That should be HBK playing the character of Vinnie (where’d that name come from?) in the episode of Baywatch titled, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner. Courtesy of IMDB. It’s never sad to recognize something from Baywatch unless it’s from that crappy looking new movie.

  198. John C says:

    That original idea for The New Day was really different.

  199. John C says:

    A bit of foreplay in the Hogan/Leslie domicile, just what till the briefcase open and out comes Hulk’s War Bonnet of Doom…brother.

  200. John C says:

    The WWE Studios filmography of Jimi Hendrix has a pretty questionable choice for the lead.

  201. John C says:

    I cannot except CENSORED NAME wearing any head apparel not featuring a fist on it.

  202. Hulk6785 says:

    Has Wrestlicious ever been inducted? Because, if not….

  203. John C says:

    Vince practices showing off his “O” face as part of a future Make a Wish.

  204. John C says:

    The newest invention of the Trolla Corporation, Wrestle Specs. You put them on and with a simple switch of the old Trolla-domoter you gain access to exclusive never before scene since the 1970’s footage of The Fabulous Moolah taking on Princess Desiree in an apartment wrestling brawl. Does the carpet match the drapes , you’ll find out for yourself when you don, The Trolla Corporation’s Wrestle Specs. Warning, prolonged usage of Wrestle Specs may lead to blindness, hot flashes, IBS, IBM, CBS, ABC, NBC and maybe even PBS. In the most severe of cases, mesothelioma, whatever the hell that even is. Trolla Corporation, putting the trolla right up your butt-holea.

  205. Barronmore says:

    Gives new meaning to the term ‘Flying’ Cross Body Block.

    Gotta give it to Koko there…that’s dedication to your gimmic and craft!

  206. John C says:

    Koko seemed to be just winging it there.

  207. Hulk6785 says:

    Damn, Bret!

  208. John C says:

    Man, maskless Rey Mysterio Jr. doesn’t jump as high as he used to.

  209. John C says:

    The grittier reboot of Baywatch.

  210. Rebel Coyote says:

    Lex Luger is running up that hill

    • The Gold Standard says:

      I thought he was trying out for the remake of the $6 Million Dollar Man. He’s already got the slow running thing down.

  211. Jimbolian says:

    Instead of the Lex Express; Vince should’ve had Luger jog all over the country.

  212. John C says:

    Mr. MacMan quickly gives the move six stars and proclaims that this is the true Divas Revolution. The Butterfly Rainbow Brite My Pretty Pony Championship Tittle is brought back out of retirement.

  213. Hulk6785 says:

    Did Layla and Eva Marie ever have a match where they hit each other with their butts? Because, I’d buy that PPV 5 times to watch that match.

  214. John C says:

    That first version of The Underfaker looks nothing like the original.

  215. Hulk6785 says:

    That’s what you want to see: Andre The Giant’s O-face.

  216. John C says:

    Bobby was just being careful, no telling where cheap Rick Rude knockoffs’ mustache has been.

  217. John C says:

    Demonstrating the dreaded Hurra-can’t-rana

  218. Barronmore says:

    I hate to say it, but that ‘Hurra-can’t-rana” was probably the funniest one i’ve seen. I really hope she was ok afterwards.

  219. John C says:

    “I’m a sexy cat. Meow, meow, come pet this pussy…cat.”

  220. John C says:

    It was a sad life indeed for Thornton Stutsberg president of the Brutus The Barber Beefcake fan club. For him there was very little strutting and no one to share with him his passion for cutting.

  221. Brian Lichner says:

    Paul Orndorff invented the People’s Elbow? It all makes sense now.

  222. John C says:

    Sadly it was revealed to the world that Cutris Axel was the latest victim of the dreaded disease known as Stripus Shirtus Zebracanus Disorder. One out of every seven sports entertainers will succumb to this painful affliction which can strike with little to no warning. Please give generously to fight this crippling sickness won’t you, make your check payable to Dewey Cheatum and Howe, for the cure.

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