Miz’s Wedding Goes Off Without a Hitch After Miz Was Safely Found on the Hotel Roof

3 Submitted by on Fri, 21 February 2014, 13:16

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Live from Miz and Maryse’s wedding, it’s WWE’s version of The Hangover, with a guest appearance by John Morrison! Sadly, there’s no real Zach Galifianakis prototype here, so I guess Ryder’s defaulted into that role. Not pictured: Yoshi Tatsu as Chow, Big E as Black Miz, Kane as Jeffrey Tambor, Summer Rae as the good-natured stripper Jade, Evan Bourne as baby Carlos (whom Ryder subsequently put over a few times), and Mike Tyson as himself.

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3 Responses to "Miz’s Wedding Goes Off Without a Hitch After Miz Was Safely Found on the Hotel Roof"
  1. Mister Forth says:

    But Miz still looks overtanned.

  2. Thun says:

    Surprise! Ziggler’s a werewolf!

  3. 80's Guy says:

    What is that thing they’re doing with their hands? That gesture has to mean something, I would think.

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