Fellow Crapper Paul writes: "So, let's say you're a Kamala mark...or you collect WWF figures...then you'd have no problem laying down $3,500 for this.

For that kind of money, it had better come with a Rev. Slick figgure and a Bowling Alley playset..."

RD: I'm not sure why, but these two lines had me rolling:

"THIS IS THE RARE VERSION OF THIS FIGURE WITH MOON ON HIS BELLY!!!! FREE SECURE EXPRESS MAIL SHIPPING ON THIS RARE COLLECTORS ITEM!!!!"

Moon on his belly! And waitaminute...FREE SHIPPING?!

Time to break open the piggy bank!

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Remember, kids - no matter how stupid this week's item may have been, no matter how much of a fool you feel like for perhaps owning what we've written about above, you'll never be as much of a loser as RD and Blade are. After all, they shelled out $200 for this.