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$12,500 NES Pro Wrestling Cartridge
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by Blade Braxton -
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RD: For the record, I consider Pro Wrestling on the NES to be one of the top five wrestling video games ever (with WWF Superstars at the top of the list - yes, above WrestleFest). I love pretty much everything about it, and still play it to this day. In fact, my best friend Eric and I made up goofy rules with which you had to win. For instance, if you are playing as StarMan you have to win with the "Skip to My Loo", which is three consecutive flying knees...all on one pass across the ring. It's nearly impossible, but that's how we added to the challenge of it!
So yeah, I love this game, but does anyone on God's green earth love it enough to shell out over TWELVE LARGE for a NIB copy? If you do, well...A WINNER IS YOU!
Text by RD Reynolds - Submit Your Requests Here!
Since we started the Someone Bought This column a few years back, we've chronicled over 200 of the stupidest wrestling merchandise to ever hit store shelves. In fact, I've often wondered why the column wasn't called "Someone Bought This?"
Seriously, look at that image of those hats up above...could anyone have EVER spent money on that? Really?
Really hard to choose just ten of these things, but here goes, starting with...
- The worst toy wrestling ring in the history of man
- A Layla wrestling figure that must have been designed by someone who was color-blind
- Wrestling bowling pins (which are actually quite cool)
- Horrible wrestling popcorn that somehow everyone here got one Christmas
- A Rambo Greg Gagne figure (??!!)
- King Haku, who FINALLY has the crown as illustrated!
- A Red Rooster shirt that someone paid over $400(!!) for
- Talking WWF soap featuring a nearly naked Blade Braxton
- Horrible Valentine's Day gifts from WWE Shopzone
- And finally, head from Kimberly Page
But as always, remember, kids - no matter how stupid these items may have been, no matter how much of a fool you feel like for perhaps owning what we've written about above, you'll never be as much of a loser as RD and Blade are.
After all, we shelled out $200 for this.
